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Thread created on Sun Apr 21, 2013 07:27:02
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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note, these are all numbered #1 on purpose!

1. Men are not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We want it up, you want it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to most questions.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say when we aren't distracted.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we...

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it just isn't worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men don't really mind that? It's like camping...

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh...

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh, because it's true!

Last Edited: Wed Apr 24, 2013 17:00:14
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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 08:39:13
By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]
(sorry about the caps. but I'm to lazy to rewrite everything so I used copy/paste)


AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!



LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rate + because this was cute.

Now how about our rules.

Women's rules for men

TOP 30 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT US!!!


1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are petty, get over it.

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.

8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.

10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.

16. We are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.

23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)

28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.

29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.

30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.






Last Edited: Sun Apr 21, 2013 08:41:33
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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 09:09:06
My rules?
1) Ignore previous said rules
2) Continue being a boss.

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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 09:21:18
Internet rules: this shit isn't funny.

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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 09:49:25
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2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
Some girls do.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
This is bull.

10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
Untrue. There are plenty of girls who know more about cars than me.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.
Very untrue. Plenty of females like allof the above

23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
RDJ?






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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:00:35
It's ironic "Man rules" is being posted on an online game; pretty sure TORN does not belong in those Mickey Mouse rules.

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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:07:05

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.

LMFAO

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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:08:34
So many missing from those.

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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:15:27
Internet stereotyping makes me sad. Some idiot child will probably print this off and take it with them where ever they go.

As a bit of fun they're ok, I guess... But they are furthering negative stereotypes that should be moving the other way.

f**k rules.

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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 12:02:51
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So many missing from those.


So, so many.
xD

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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 13:26:55
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By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]
Man Rules

Women Rules


I see them more as guidelines


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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 13:49:04
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Internet stereotyping makes me sad.


Chain e-mails are spam and make me very sad. Especially when they're trying to be funny.

OP - Please, don't pass this on. Spare the brain cells of all potential readers please.

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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 13:59:19
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Internet stereotyping makes me sad. Some idiot child will probably print this off and take it with them where ever they go.

As a bit of fun they're ok, I guess... But they are furthering negative stereotypes that should be moving the other way.

f**k rules.


Maybe, but...

By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]


SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!


I'm positive this is true. I've never met any guy who could get a hint.


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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 16:07:26
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Internet stereotyping makes me sad. Some idiot child will probably print this off and take it with them where ever they go.

As a bit of fun they're ok, I guess... But they are furthering negative stereotypes that should be moving the other way.

f**k rules.


Maybe, but...

By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]


SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!


I'm positive this is true. I've never met any guy who could get a hint.


That's because our minds don't work like that. From my experience women cannot take hints either. Examples
A: The morning wood in the small of your back.
B: The back rub I just gave you
C: The wind blew and its up again.



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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 17:26:26
in all my years, i never even knew there was rules from both males and females


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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 17:33:36
Most of the rules are kind of bullshit. The hint one is true though.

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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 18:13:00
i lol'd

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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 18:21:50
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Most of the rules are kind of bullshit. The hint one is true though.


did you ever suspect it was a serious thread??

The lord has entered the forum, time to bend over and say "Yes my lord".
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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 21:48:33
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Internet stereotyping makes me sad. Some idiot child will probably print this off and take it with them where ever they go.

As a bit of fun they're ok, I guess... But they are furthering negative stereotypes that should be moving the other way.

f**k rules.


Maybe, but...

By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]


SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!


I'm positive this is true. I've never met any guy who could get a hint.


That's because our minds don't work like that. From my experience women cannot take hints either. Examples
A: The morning wood in the small of your back.
B: The back rub I just gave you
C: The wind blew and its up again.



You're confusing cannot with will not.

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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 22:49:59
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By PrOnE2DiE [692571]
By GirlFriday [570368]
By Cathead [1581564]
Internet stereotyping makes me sad. Some idiot child will probably print this off and take it with them where ever they go.

As a bit of fun they're ok, I guess... But they are furthering negative stereotypes that should be moving the other way.

f**k rules.


Maybe, but...

By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]


SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!


I'm positive this is true. I've never met any guy who could get a hint.


That's because our minds don't work like that. From my experience women cannot take hints either. Examples
A: The morning wood in the small of your back.
B: The back rub I just gave you
C: The wind blew and its up again.



You're confusing cannot with will not.

i guess a poke in the back isnt guaranteeing orgasm


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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 23:04:23
By GirlFriday [570368]
By PrOnE2DiE [692571]
By GirlFriday [570368]
By Cathead [1581564]
Internet stereotyping makes me sad. Some idiot child will probably print this off and take it with them where ever they go.

As a bit of fun they're ok, I guess... But they are furthering negative stereotypes that should be moving the other way.

f**k rules.


Maybe, but...

By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]


SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!


I'm positive this is true. I've never met any guy who could get a hint.


That's because our minds don't work like that. From my experience women cannot take hints either. Examples
A: The morning wood in the small of your back.
B: The back rub I just gave you
C: The wind blew and its up again.



You're confusing cannot with will not.


This is a thing I hate so much, a poke in the back. Literally just told my man to wear boxers to bed because I don't wanna be woke up being poked! Eugh!!!


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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 23:18:44
By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]
(sorry about the caps. but I'm to lazy to rewrite everything so I used copy/paste)


At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note, these are all numbered #1 on purpose!

1. Men are not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We want it up, you want it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to most questions.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say when we aren't distracted.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we...

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it just isn't worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men don't really mind that? It's like camping...

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh...

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh, because it's true!




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Posted on Sun Apr 21, 2013 23:30:25

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Posted on Mon Apr 22, 2013 00:23:13
By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]
(sorry about the caps. but I'm to lazy to rewrite everything so I used copy/paste)


AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!



AMAZING.


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Posted on Mon Apr 22, 2013 01:29:05
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By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]
(sorry about the caps. but I'm to lazy to rewrite everything so I used copy/paste)


At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note, these are all numbered #1 on purpose!

1. Men are not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We want it up, you want it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to most questions.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say when we aren't distracted.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we...

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it just isn't worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men don't really mind that? It's like camping...

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh...

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh, because it's true!




I'm trying to decide between "OCD of the day" and "Today's Subservient"

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Internet stereotyping makes me sad. Some idiot child will probably print this off and take it with them where ever they go.

As a bit of fun they're ok, I guess... But they are furthering negative stereotypes that should be moving the other way.

f**k rules.


Maybe, but...

By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]


SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!


I'm positive this is true. I've never met any guy who could get a hint.


That's because our minds don't work like that. From my experience women cannot take hints either. Examples
A: The morning wood in the small of your back.
B: The back rub I just gave you
C: The wind blew and its up again.



You're confusing cannot with will not.


This is a thing I hate so much, a poke in the back. Literally just told my man to wear boxers to bed because I don't wanna be woke up being poked! Eugh!!!


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She's enjoying it... Why can't you?

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Posted on Mon Apr 22, 2013 03:20:38
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By GirlFriday [570368]
By Cathead [1581564]
Internet stereotyping makes me sad. Some idiot child will probably print this off and take it with them where ever they go.

As a bit of fun they're ok, I guess... But they are furthering negative stereotypes that should be moving the other way.

f**k rules.


Maybe, but...

By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]


SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!


I'm positive this is true. I've never met any guy who could get a hint.


That's because our minds don't work like that. From my experience women cannot take hints either. Examples
A: The morning wood in the small of your back.
B: The back rub I just gave you
C: The wind blew and its up again.



You're confusing cannot with will not.


This is a thing I hate so much, a poke in the back. Literally just told my man to wear boxers to bed because I don't wanna be woke up being poked! Eugh!!!


He should just wedge it between your butt cheeks before he goes to sleep. He won't wake up poking it in your back then.

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Posted on Mon Apr 22, 2013 04:10:35
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By GirlFriday [570368]
By Cathead [1581564]
Internet stereotyping makes me sad. Some idiot child will probably print this off and take it with them where ever they go.

As a bit of fun they're ok, I guess... But they are furthering negative stereotypes that should be moving the other way.

f**k rules.


Maybe, but...

By Lord_Gorgen [1629756]


SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!


I'm positive this is true. I've never met any guy who could get a hint.


That's because our minds don't work like that. From my experience women cannot take hints either. Examples
A: The morning wood in the small of your back.
B: The back rub I just gave you
C: The wind blew and its up again.



You're confusing cannot with will not.


This is a thing I hate so much, a poke in the back. Literally just told my man to wear boxers to bed because I don't wanna be woke up being poked! Eugh!!!


He should just wedge it between your butt cheeks before he goes to sleep. He won't wake up poking it in your back then.



i like the way you think


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i like the way you think


Pervert...

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Posted on Mon Apr 22, 2013 09:27:36
I think he should tuck and tape. Normal tape will be suffice if you don't have a "big" problem.

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(sorry about the caps. but I'm to lazy to rewrite everything so I used copy/paste)


At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note, these are all numbered #1 on purpose!

1. Men are not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We want it up, you want it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to most questions.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say when we aren't distracted.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we...

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it just isn't worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men don't really mind that? It's like camping...

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh...

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh, because it's true!




I'm trying to decide between "OCD of the day" and "Today's Subservient"


I wouldn't say OCD, but all-caps is very ugly and does annoy me. And it took like... 3 minutes? I like a typing exercise every once in a while anyway.

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