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KungFu
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 04:41:55
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It depends on what food! Ahah
If it is a pizza it's pretty hard to chew with mouth closed because you will chew your tongue and sh*t Ahah.
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 08:10:18
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The overwhelming prevalence of plebeians such as the posters before me is tragic.
You should understand that the circumstance in which food is eaten is of little to no value at all.
When food passes your lips and enters your mouth, everything else in the world should cease to exist. |
So you won't mind if I spread my ass cheeks in your face whilst chewing noislessly on my food? After all the circumstances in which food is eaten is of little value |
If you want to set yourself up for homosexual anilingus while you eat your food because it somehow allows you to better enjoy the food, then that's fair enough. But you might want to find a partner that shares your interests before you do. I can't say I'd hang around to assist you in carrying out your strange fetish.
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 08:38:11
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You dont like seefood?
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 09:31:01
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By Twelfth [467479]
The overwhelming prevalence of plebeians such as the posters before me is tragic.
You should understand that the circumstance in which food is eaten is of little to no value at all.
When food passes your lips and enters your mouth, everything else in the world should cease to exist. |
So you won't mind if I spread my ass cheeks in your face whilst chewing noislessly on my food? After all the circumstances in which food is eaten is of little value |
If you want to set yourself up for homosexual anilingus while you eat your food because it somehow allows you to better enjoy the food, then that's fair enough. But you might want to find a partner that shares your interests before you do. I can't say I'd hang around to assist you in carrying out your strange fetish. |
What a shame. No bovril for you!
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You dont like seefood? |
Starfish surprise.
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 16:10:34
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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily. |
It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures. |
Name one.
I dares ya.
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I meant burping sorry, same thing, different hole.
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 19:56:26
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By KungFu [1685286]
It depends on what food! Ahah
If it is a pizza it's pretty hard to chew with mouth closed because you will chew your tongue and sh*t Ahah.
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No excuse! You must have a mahusive tongue 
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bloodbaine
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 20:11:12
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I do have an urge to punch the person in the throat when they eat with their mouth open.
I settle for taking the piss out of them and embarrassing them in front of everyone
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 20:22:16
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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily. |
It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures. |
Name one.
I dares ya.
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The redneck culture. |
You're just making that up.
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Yes, but it could be true. |
You could think that, but you'd be wrooooong.
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How do you know I'm wrong? |
Well, aside from the obvious mitigating circumstance of your gender, it's a well-known fact that rednecks prefer to live in trailers. The acoustic characteristics of even a fine & elegant tin-walled double-wide are such that a mellifluous dinner fart is distorted into a soulless metallic reverb, much like the vocorder effects on a Kanye West album.
Would YOU like to sit in a tin box with 12 of your closest relatives and eat whilst listening to Kanye West played on the ass trumpet?
I thought not.
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Adelia
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 20:26:05
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I always eat with my mouth closed and have basic table manners no matter who I'm around with.
It's a sign of respect.
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 20:30:48
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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily. |
It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures. |
Name one.
I dares ya.
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The redneck culture. |
You're just making that up.
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Yes, but it could be true. |
You could think that, but you'd be wrooooong.
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How do you know I'm wrong? |
Well, aside from the obvious mitigating circumstance of your gender, it's a well-known fact that rednecks prefer to live in trailers. The acoustic characteristics of even a fine & elegant tin-walled double-wide are such that a mellifluous dinner fart is distorted into a soulless metallic reverb, much like the vocorder effects on a Kanye West album.
Would YOU like to sit in a tin box with 12 of your closest relatives and eat whilst listening to Kanye West played on the ass trumpet?
I thought not.
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laughed so damn hard.
so you're saying that trailers are grounded versions of planes? after all they are metallic tubes of farts hurtling through the air
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 22:22:19
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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily. |
It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures. |
Name one.
I dares ya.
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The redneck culture. |
You're just making that up.
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Yes, but it could be true. |
You could think that, but you'd be wrooooong.
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How do you know I'm wrong? |
Well, aside from the obvious mitigating circumstance of your gender, it's a well-known fact that rednecks prefer to live in trailers. The acoustic characteristics of even a fine & elegant tin-walled double-wide are such that a mellifluous dinner fart is distorted into a soulless metallic reverb, much like the vocorder effects on a Kanye West album.
Would YOU like to sit in a tin box with 12 of your closest relatives and eat whilst listening to Kanye West played on the ass trumpet?
I thought not.
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The flaw in your thinking is that rednecks tend to eat outside much of the time. This is also where they do the majority of their cooking, at least during the summer.
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Karna
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 22:27:40
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When i eat out, i eat with my mouth open... And i don't mean when i got to a restaurant.
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 22:59:11
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By Karna [499828]
When i eat out, i eat with my mouth open... And i don't mean when i got to a restaurant. |
I know exactly what you're talking about *wink wink*
It's not like McDonald's is high-class. If i want to eat with my mouth open, who's to stop me?
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 23:01:12
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By Ekko [1621978]
In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily. |
It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures. |
Name one.
I dares ya.
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The redneck culture. |
You're just making that up.
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Yes, but it could be true. |
You could think that, but you'd be wrooooong.
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How do you know I'm wrong? |
Well, aside from the obvious mitigating circumstance of your gender, it's a well-known fact that rednecks prefer to live in trailers. The acoustic characteristics of even a fine & elegant tin-walled double-wide are such that a mellifluous dinner fart is distorted into a soulless metallic reverb, much like the vocorder effects on a Kanye West album.
Would YOU like to sit in a tin box with 12 of your closest relatives and eat whilst listening to Kanye West played on the ass trumpet?
I thought not.
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The flaw in your thinking is that rednecks tend to eat outside much of the time. This is also where they do the majority of their cooking, at least during the summer. |
Ignore him and his thinly veilled allusions to Dante
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Bueno_Excelente
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 23:01:30
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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily. |
It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures. |
Name one.
I dares ya.
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The redneck culture. |
You're just making that up.
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Yes, but it could be true. |
You could think that, but you'd be wrooooong.
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How do you know I'm wrong? |
Well, aside from the obvious mitigating circumstance of your gender, it's a well-known fact that rednecks prefer to live in trailers. The acoustic characteristics of even a fine & elegant tin-walled double-wide are such that a mellifluous dinner fart is distorted into a soulless metallic reverb, much like the vocorder effects on a Kanye West album.
Would YOU like to sit in a tin box with 12 of your closest relatives and eat whilst listening to Kanye West played on the ass trumpet?
I thought not.
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The flaw in your thinking is that rednecks tend to eat outside much of the time. This is also where they do the majority of their cooking, at least during the summer. |
But it's winter now.
And besides, any explanation after the word "gender" is only there because I felt like typing.
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Posted on Wed Dec 19, 2012 00:08:31
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No, because I'm normal and civilized. (42 votes)
really shows a persons ignorance
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Posted on Wed Dec 19, 2012 02:05:02
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No, because I'm normal and civilized. (42 votes)
really shows a persons ignorance |
Ignorance? How so?
As for bueno & Blood's posts.. always a pleasure to read xL
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Posted on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:25:25
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No, because I'm normal and civilized. (42 votes)
really shows a persons ignorance |
Ignorance? How so?
As for bueno & Blood's posts.. always a pleasure to read xL
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1. I dont wanna see your food in your mouth as you chew it
2. Its always nice when food gets all over your face
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Posted on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:28:53
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I'm confused..
I thought you meant people who voted "No because I'm normal and civilized" we're ignorant.
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Posted on Wed Dec 19, 2012 23:32:28
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I'm confused..
I thought you meant people who voted "No because I'm normal and civilized" we're ignorant. |
The question is do you eat with your mouth open? Answer NO... because im normal... not ignorant to eat with my mouth open..
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Posted on Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:31:39
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I'm confused..
I thought you meant people who voted "No because I'm normal and civilized" we're ignorant. |
The question is do you eat with your mouth open? Answer NO... because im normal... not ignorant to eat with my mouth open.. |
Huh??
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Posted on Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:38:10
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Posted on Thu Dec 20, 2012 18:14:41
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Only when I'm eating Pussy
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Posted on Thu Dec 20, 2012 19:04:19
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Only when I'm eating Pussy |
Now that's the only exception
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Posted on Thu Dec 20, 2012 20:21:52
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Only when I'm eating Pussy |
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Posted on Thu Dec 20, 2012 22:16:33
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In Dante's Divine Comedy, the last line of Inferno Chapter XXI reads: ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta ("and he used his ass as a trumpet"), in the last example the use of this natural body function underlined a demoniac condition.
-fairly reputable by-internet-standards-sourced (www.fart-sounds.net/educated_fart_analysis.htm)
So it's ok if you're being musical. |
Yeah it was cool to fart when eating back when the Ottoman Empire was the Western World's greatest threat, the Black Death kills 1/3 of Europe and the Hundred Years War was kicking off. I'm sure everything is the same now, right guyz?
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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 02:42:19
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Only when I'm eating Pussy |
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was waiting for someone to do something like this LOL
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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 02:59:10
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By JusDePomme [1372001]
In Dante's Divine Comedy, the last line of Inferno Chapter XXI reads: ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta ("and he used his ass as a trumpet"), in the last example the use of this natural body function underlined a demoniac condition.
-fairly reputable by-internet-standards-sourced (www.fart-sounds.net/educated_fart_analysis.htm)
So it's ok if you're being musical. |
Yeah it was cool to fart when eating back when the Ottoman Empire was the Western World's greatest threat, the Black Death kills 1/3 of Europe and the Hundred Years War was kicking off. I'm sure everything is the same now, right guyz? |
Well, maybe... IN HELL!
Idea for new thread - what circle of Hell do rednecks end up in, and why.
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Only when I'm eating Pussy |
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was waiting for someone to do something like this LOL |
That looks awfully hairy.
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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 03:13:45
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By Bueno_Excelente [34014]
Idea for new thread - what circle of Hell do rednecks end up in, and why.
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I could tell you but I still suffer from that gender problem.
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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 05:30:19
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Idea for new thread - what circle of Hell do rednecks end up in, and why.
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I could tell you but I still suffer from that gender problem. |
Perhaps they would be with the noble pagans. They would be placed there because of their lack of religious knowledge, because as we all know most hillbillies think they know the bible where as they do not in actuality.
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