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[color=indianred]Here's what I want to know, why do people eat with their mouth open? It's disgusting and downright f**king annoying. So why? Also, does it bother you if someone does it in front of you?

And yes a colleague of mine is currently sat opposite me chomping away on a burger like a horse nomming on some grass. So god damn annoying.
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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 14:30:49
Should you eat with friends and close family, it doesn't matter shit.

Should you eat with important persons, VVIP individuals, business clients, your potential wife/husband's parents, it does really f**king matter.

When you grow up, you will how important it is to learn some manner.

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 14:32:30
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Should you eat with friends and close family, it doesn't matter shit.

Should you eat with important persons, VVIP individuals, business clients, your potential wife/husband's parents, it does really f**king matter.

When you grow up, you will how important it is to learn some manner.


Serious question.. are you on drugs?


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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 14:37:46
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Should you eat with friends and close family, it doesn't matter shit.

Should you eat with important persons, VVIP individuals, business clients, your potential wife/husband's parents, it does really f**king matter.

When you grow up, you will how important it is to learn some manner.


Serious question.. are you on drugs?

No.

Are you?

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 14:52:06
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Should you eat with friends and close family, it doesn't matter shit.

Should you eat with important persons, VVIP individuals, business clients, your potential wife/husband's parents, it does really f**king matter.

When you grow up, you will how important it is to learn some manner.


Serious question.. are you on drugs?

No.

Are you?


I wish.


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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 14:52:22
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Should you eat with friends and close family, it doesn't matter shit.

Should you eat with important persons, VVIP individuals, business clients, your potential wife/husband's parents, it does really f**king matter.

When you grow up, you will how important it is to learn some manner.


Serious question.. are you on drugs?

No.

Are you?


I think he's asking if you're on drugs because your post makes no sense.

Eat with mouth closed, by the way- it's one of my biggest pet peeves when people don't understand that it's important. Even with people you're comfortable with, it's not like it's an effort.



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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 14:55:40
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Should you eat with friends and close family, it doesn't matter shit.

Should you eat with important persons, VVIP individuals, business clients, your potential wife/husband's parents, it does really f**king matter.

When you grow up, you will how important it is to learn some manner.


Serious question.. are you on drugs?

No.

Are you?


I think he's asking if you're on drugs because your post makes no sense.

Eat with mouth closed, by the way- it's one of my biggest pet peeves when people don't understand that it's important. Even with people you're comfortable with, it's not like it's an effort.


Got it in one!

I just fail to see how people don't notice that they're doing it. I once chomped on some food to see what it was like, mouth wide open, slopsing like a pro (I was alone) and I actually managed to annoy myself..

It's just not appealing.


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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 14:59:24
opt out- I dont know

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 15:02:43
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Should you eat with friends and close family, it doesn't matter shit.

Should you eat with important persons, VVIP individuals, business clients, your potential wife/husband's parents, it does really f**king matter.

When you grow up, you will how important it is to learn some manner.


Serious question.. are you on drugs?

No.

Are you?


I think he's asking if you're on drugs because your post makes no sense.

Eat with mouth closed, by the way- it's one of my biggest pet peeves when people don't understand that it's important. Even with people you're comfortable with, it's not like it's an effort.


Got it in one!

I just fail to see how people don't notice that they're doing it. I once chomped on some food to see what it was like, mouth wide open, slopsing like a pro (I was alone) and I actually managed to annoy myself..

It's just not appealing.


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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 15:03:54
Perhaps I will elaborate more.

People who eat with their mount open are not aware they are doing it.
They need to pay attention to control their chewing.

Therefore, those who never pay attention when they are eating is considered as bad table manner. Although some culture treat differently (burping is rude in some European countries, but is considered to respecting the chef's cooking in Japan), one of the bad global mannerism is chewing with mouth open, having the to eat your food messily, and playing with your food.

This bad table mannerism isn't that adverse when you are eating with friends and family. As they aren't aware that what they are doing is bad, constant nagging should be done in order to "educate them."

Because eventually when they are entering the real world, knowing a bit of table mannerism may change how people are valuing you.

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 15:42:59
I chew my food up like a lion mayyyne!

Bosses chew with their mouth shut cause its cool to do so!!



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Last Edited: Mon Dec 17, 2012 15:43:27
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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 18:51:45
I eat with my mouth closed. It irritates the hell out of me when people eat with their mouths open, I can't enjoy my meal because I have a retard making a racket next to me.


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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 18:56:11
In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily.

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 18:58:13
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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily.


It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures.


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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 19:07:46
The overwhelming prevalence of plebeians such as the posters before me is tragic.

You should understand that the circumstance in which food is eaten is of little to no value at all.

When food passes your lips and enters your mouth, everything else in the world should cease to exist. At that point it should be just yourself and the food. The best texture and taste should be enjoyed by whatever method appropriate to attain them, be it mouth open or closed.

So to all those unfortunate enough to have your experience lessened by your own complex. I pity you. It is not just your mouth that is closed. Your mind is closed as well.


Truly, it is suffering to be a connoisseur in this day and age.

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 19:21:37
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The overwhelming prevalence of plebeians such as the posters before me is tragic.

You should understand that the circumstance in which food is eaten is of little to no value at all.

When food passes your lips and enters your mouth, everything else in the world should cease to exist. At that point it should be just yourself and the food. The best texture and taste should be enjoyed by whatever method appropriate to attain them, be it mouth open or closed.

So to all those unfortunate enough to have your experience lessened by your own complex. I pity you. It is not just your mouth that is closed. Your mind is closed as well.


Truly, it is suffering to be a connoisseur in this day and age.





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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 22:39:53
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The overwhelming prevalence of plebeians such as the posters before me is tragic.

You should understand that the circumstance in which food is eaten is of little to no value at all.

When food passes your lips and enters your mouth, everything else in the world should cease to exist.


So you won't mind if I spread my ass cheeks in your face whilst chewing noislessly on my food? After all the circumstances in which food is eaten is of little value


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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 22:46:32
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The overwhelming prevalence of plebeians such as the posters before me is tragic.

You should understand that the circumstance in which food is eaten is of little to no value at all.

When food passes your lips and enters your mouth, everything else in the world should cease to exist.


So you won't mind if I spread my ass cheeks in your face whilst chewing noislessly on my food? After all the circumstances in which food is eaten is of little value


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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 22:55:27
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I chew my food up like a lion mayyyne!

Bosses chew with their mouth shut cause its cool to do so!!



*Rated + cause im a not a trolling bishhhhhhhhhhhh


I just watched six videos in a row form this one link so + thread.


Chew yo foo!

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 23:00:35
Hell yeah, I hate it when people sound like they are eating out of a trough like a pig.

Usually just turn the T.V up or the radio though, not a big deal.

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 00:13:29

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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily.


It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures.


Name one.

I dares ya.



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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 00:15:59
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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily.


It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures.


Name one.

I dares ya.


The redneck culture.

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 00:20:31

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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily.


It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures.


Name one.

I dares ya.


The redneck culture.


You're just making that up.



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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 00:39:47
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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily.


It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures.


Name one.

I dares ya.


The redneck culture.


You're just making that up.


Yes, but it could be true.

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 00:54:43

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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily.


It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures.


Name one.

I dares ya.


The redneck culture.


You're just making that up.


Yes, but it could be true.


You could think that, but you'd be wrooooong.



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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 01:54:10
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In some cultures it is considered rude if you don't eat noisily.


It's also considered polite to fart after a meal in some cultures.


Name one.

I dares ya.


The redneck culture.


You're just making that up.


Yes, but it could be true.


You could think that, but you'd be wrooooong.


How do you know I'm wrong?

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 02:01:12
In Dante's Divine Comedy, the last line of Inferno Chapter XXI reads: ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta ("and he used his ass as a trumpet"), in the last example the use of this natural body function underlined a demoniac condition.

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So it's ok if you're being musical.

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 02:26:55
"I eat with my mouth open so people can supervise my enzymes at work and call an ambulance if something is wrong."

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 02:36:53
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In Dante's Divine Comedy, the last line of Inferno Chapter XXI reads: ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta ("and he used his ass as a trumpet"), in the last example the use of this natural body function underlined a demoniac condition.

-fairly reputable by-internet-standards-sourced (www.fart-sounds.net/educated_fart_analysis.htm)

So it's ok if you're being musical.


trombetta is not a trumpet. not only, at least.

considering when the divine comedy was written, he was most likely referring to a metallic vuvuzela kind of thing.


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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 04:14:08
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I chew my food up like a lion mayyyne!

Bosses chew with their mouth shut cause its cool to do so!!



*Rated + cause im a not a trolling bishhhhhhhhhhhh


I just watched six videos in a row form this one link so + thread.


Chew yo foo!


Like a bauss.



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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 04:30:56
Only if I'm dining with somebody who can't stand it.

Otherwise, no.


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