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Posted on Sat Nov 03, 2012 00:05:14
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Anyone know any good ways to get out of the friend zone??


do her best girlfriend,make her jealous as f**k.then she'll throw herself at ya.
she'll do you just too screw over her girlfriend.

win,win.

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Posted on Sat Nov 03, 2012 20:44:39
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I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.


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Posted on Sun Nov 04, 2012 08:29:07
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I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.


She has a penis too. would ya still do it?

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Posted on Sun Nov 04, 2012 20:12:38
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I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.


She has a penis too. would ya still do it?


Implying you have given me proof that she has a penis

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Posted on Sun Nov 04, 2012 22:51:10
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I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.


She has a penis too. would ya still do it?


Implying you have given me proof that she has a penis


Hey, you didn't answer his question!

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Posted on Sun Nov 04, 2012 23:05:37
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I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.


She has a penis too. would ya still do it?


Implying you have given me proof that she has a penis


Hey, you didn't answer his question!



JUST ANSWER IT !!! Its the internet. We make up what we want

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Posted on Mon Nov 05, 2012 15:06:06
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I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.


She has a penis too. would ya still do it?


Implying you have given me proof that she has a penis


Hey, you didn't answer his question!



JUST ANSWER IT !!! Its the internet. We make up what we want


If she had a penis i wouldn't write that sentence in first place.



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Posted on Mon Nov 05, 2012 15:27:18
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I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.


She has a penis too. would ya still do it?


Implying you have given me proof that she has a penis


Hey, you didn't answer his question!



JUST ANSWER IT !!! Its the internet. We make up what we want


If she had a penis i wouldn't write that sentence in first place.



She has a penis and you did.

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Posted on Mon Nov 05, 2012 16:38:48
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I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.


She has a penis too. would ya still do it?


Implying you have given me proof that she has a penis


Hey, you didn't answer his question!



JUST ANSWER IT !!! Its the internet. We make up what we want


If she had a penis i wouldn't write that sentence in first place.



She has a penis and you did.


You bloody cancer, you're worse than 9fags.

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Posted on Mon Nov 05, 2012 18:15:08
I feel bad for posting this image since I went to this school, and those are some of my friends. But screw it.



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Posted on Mon Nov 05, 2012 18:20:24
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You bloody cancer, you're worse than 9fags.


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I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.



That puts you pretty low on the totem pole then, doesn't it?



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Posted on Tue Nov 06, 2012 07:47:21
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You bloody cancer, you're worse than 9fags.


By S4_Snapdragon [1633815]
I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.



That puts you pretty low on the totem pole then, doesn't it?


The words low and totem pole appeased me somehow.

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Posted on Tue Nov 06, 2012 15:52:39
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Or I could go for her bestfriend, being a huge jerk but still a winner


Give it a try.. last time I checked, being a total dick still works.


stfu, kthnxbai.
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Posted on Tue Nov 06, 2012 21:53:38
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You bloody cancer, you're worse than 9fags.


By S4_Snapdragon [1633815]
I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.



That puts you pretty low on the totem pole then, doesn't it?


The words low and totem pole appeased me somehow.


Are we being smutty again here? I want to join in.


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Posted on Sun Nov 11, 2012 13:13:24
Ignore the concept of this thing called the friendzone, be a man and go for what you want


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Posted on Mon Nov 12, 2012 03:13:24
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I swear to god i'd rape her if i knew her. She is physically perfect.


She has a penis too. would ya still do it?


Implying you have given me proof that she has a penis


Hey, you didn't answer his question!



JUST ANSWER IT !!! Its the internet. We make up what we want


If she had a penis i wouldn't write that sentence in first place.



She has a penis and you did.

^^tee hee

To the other guy:

1) You SWEAR TO GOD you'd rape her... IF you knew her? I swear to god I would full arm slap the shit out of you like a hysterical woman in a black and white movie if you said anything like that around me.

2) You are insecure about your sexuality. Ha ha!

3)Physically perfect? Chick has legs like a midget's, you know how midget legs look like they are still all covered in baby fat? Like around the knees and cankles? I'm not trying to be a skeezy woman-grader, and she's probably attractive (can't really see face), but hardly physically perfect.

Anyway, grow the f**k up, you're never getting laid with the attitude you have.


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Posted on Sat Dec 01, 2012 08:50:25
Longboard+slapping her on the ass=profit

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Posted on Sat Dec 01, 2012 09:08:12

Doesn't anyone do dinner and a movie anymore?



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Posted on Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:56:25
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Longboard+slapping her on the ass=profit


I hope you do that. I also hope she calls the police and presses charges against you for battery, sexual harassment, and anything else they're willing to charge you with.

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Posted on Sat Dec 01, 2012 14:49:00
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Doesn't anyone do dinner and a movie anymore?


Yes,what movie you'd like,and meal after?

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Posted on Sat Dec 01, 2012 15:32:22
It's not possible mate sorry.

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Posted on Sun Dec 02, 2012 18:37:47
From my experience, getting drunk, falling down a flight of stairs and lying at the bottom texting her garbled messages in which you refer to her by the name of your ex girlfriend gets you well out of the friend zone... and on to a list entitled 'people to kill'.


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Posted on Sun Dec 02, 2012 21:53:45
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From my experience, getting drunk, falling down a flight of stairs and lying at the bottom texting her garbled messages in which you refer to her by the name of your ex girlfriend gets you well out of the friend zone... and on to a list entitled 'people to kill'.


I happen to be on one of those lists right now!

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Posted on Sun Dec 02, 2012 22:22:42

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Doesn't anyone do dinner and a movie anymore?


Yes,what movie you'd like,and meal after?






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Posted on Sun Dec 02, 2012 22:33:02
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From my experience, getting drunk, falling down a flight of stairs and lying at the bottom texting her garbled messages in which you refer to her by the name of your ex girlfriend gets you well out of the friend zone... and on to a list entitled 'people to kill'.


I happen to be on one of those lists right now!


Hold me?


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Posted on Sun Dec 02, 2012 22:41:41
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That's some small feet. Not a fetish btw just an observation

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Posted on Sun Dec 02, 2012 23:28:43
Find a girl that wants you maybe..? Or boy


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Posted on Sun Dec 02, 2012 23:37:31
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Find a girl that wants you maybe..? Or boy


Nah. Doesn't actually work like that. The desirability of this person is based on the inability to obtain them. They might not even be particularly attractive, and you may have other options available, but the fact that they have made it plain that they don't want anything to do with you (more than straight up friendship) makes them the object of a potentially harmful infatuation.

Ta-da. The friend zone.


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Posted on Sun Dec 02, 2012 23:54:05
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You bloody cancer, you're worse than 9fags.


I tried to stay away from this thread, since i could sense the Redditards a mile away. Seeing this post has made me physically sick, however.
Get the f**k out of NR and go back to "TIL CHRISTIANS BELIEVE THIS" and "DAE REMEMBER POKEMON?????".

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