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Posted on Mon Jul 11, 2011 21:34:27
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANDY DUFRESNE IS BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS ROCKS FROM HIS COCKS.
IN ALL HONESTY I'D CHOOSE A SOFT MARBLE ROCK AS MY PET ROCK BECAUSE MARBLE IS SMOOTH AND I LIKE TO RUB MYSELF AGAINST SMOOTH SURFACES. ALABASTER IS MORE OF A ROUGH PIECE OF ROCK WORK, AND ROUGH OBJECTS HURT WHEN RUBBED AGAINST.


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Posted on Mon Jul 11, 2011 21:36:49
ANDY DUFRESNE IS THE LEAD CHARACTER IN THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE YOU TOOL. AND HE'S VERY GOOD AT SHAPING AND POLISHING ROCKS SO EVEN ALABASTER HE IS CAPABLE OF MAKING SMOOTH ENOUGH TO BE SAFELY RUBBED AGAINST.

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Posted on Mon Jul 11, 2011 21:58:48
OH, THAT ANDY DUFRESNE. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO WATCH THE SHAWSHANK REPREDEMPLERTEMPTION BUT I'VE NEVER CAUGHT IT ON TV. IT'S USUALLY ON FILM 4 BUT I DON'T GET FILM 4 BECAUSE I'M POOR, WHICH INCIDENTALLY RHYMES.
I REMEMBER SEEING A BIT WHERE HE'S ABOUT TO BE RAPED, AND HE SAYS HE'LL BITE THE GUYS COCK OFF OR SOMETHING SO INSTEAD THEY BEAT HIM UP. LOOKS LIKE AN EVENTFUL FILM.

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Posted on Wed Jul 13, 2011 18:32:45
I was bangin 7 gram rocks...

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Posted on Sun Jul 17, 2011 02:57:34
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OH, THAT ANDY DUFRESNE. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO WATCH THE SHAWSHANK REPREDEMPLERTEMPTION BUT I'VE NEVER CAUGHT IT ON TV. IT'S USUALLY ON FILM 4 BUT I DON'T GET FILM 4 BECAUSE I'M POOR, WHICH INCIDENTALLY RHYMES.
I REMEMBER SEEING A BIT WHERE HE'S ABOUT TO BE RAPED, AND HE SAYS HE'LL BITE THE GUYS COCK OFF OR SOMETHING SO INSTEAD THEY BEAT HIM UP. LOOKS LIKE AN EVENTFUL FILM.


INDEED.

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Posted on Tue Jul 26, 2011 17:00:21
I GO WOOP DEE DEE DIMWITTS

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Posted on Mon Nov 28, 2011 22:55:19
Boom.

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Posted on Thu Mar 01, 2012 06:12:24
Reminds me of Benchwarmers

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Posted on Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:16:36
Patrick Star has a pet rock. LOL.

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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:37:14
Too much maintenance with pet rocks.

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Posted on Sat Jun 16, 2012 19:48:34
i got a lucky blue marble. is that a rock?

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Posted on Thu Sep 20, 2012 21:42:08
No.


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Posted on Sat Sep 22, 2012 17:38:34
I had a pet rock called Pebbles. I bought him, but I think the he died and the owner decided to sell him and pretend he was alive to get some money from his dead body. You might ask why I think that, but I swear on my life he never moved. *sniffs* Poor Pebbles...
But then I got another rock and named him Boulder. But then, then, then...

MY MUM THREW HIM AWAY!
She was convinced he was 'unhygienic', and chucked him out the house! WAAAAHHH!!
*sniffs*
I'm planning to write a story on fanfiction basing round a pet rock. My name is NumberOneNarcissist on there though. Please read some of my stories. *puppy eyes*

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 23:47:43
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I was bangin 7 gram rocks...


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Posted on Tue Mar 19, 2013 00:46:39
And to add to this, I do have a pet rock, his name is Scooter. He's looking at me right now, he watches me sleep.

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Posted on Sun Jun 23, 2013 17:55:26
I had a pet rock named Publius Syrus about 35 years ago. I never paid attention to him and one day I noticed a note in his nest that said "A rolling stone gathers no moss, vale".

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