Thread created on Thu May 03, 2012 22:55:46 Last replied to on Wed Jan 16, 2013 14:47:40
you should know what to do so im gonna go first its anonamous i guess
i carry hundreds
i sleep in ur moms bed
u got cum in ur dreads
imma shootin star
man ur from it far
you use stealth
ill asure you itll be bad for ur health
ur alone by yourself
pissin in your throat
youll gag then choke
2 inches make u croak
hidin behind ur stealth ur cloak
haha you're right, I cant. Well, anyways. Never claimed to be able to either. Saying that, merely typing out a 'rap' isn't rapping. You're a poet and you don't even know it. One that needs to brush up at that. But if I was to 'rap' I'd cut the lies, and come up with something honest.
i am honest im 16 and work so no bills to pay which means i do carry around benjamins and im a shootin star literally thats the song i was named after so quit being a critic when you dont know tha story and especially if u cant ryme 2 words together
ya spittin poorly & finished surely,
that picture smiths got, lol mate you've got no homies
i don't have to put you under siege, Skunk D did it for me..
ill leave you with a f**king concussion ,
i'd dwell on your skill... but you didnt put much up for discussion
i lack hard personals & punches, im hyped emphatically
while the only thing you lack is the f**king right to battle me
im atheist rebelling against my religion,
marching down the street listenin to beathovens 5th composition
salute u goodbye like a gentleman, u get dispatched cuz im godly
so i'll shake ya hand... but it won't be attached to ya body
you think you can match my verse, but ur a coward, doubt it
cuz u got wind of my skill & it caused a power outage ..
f**k yall
all yall do is stall
and will forever fall
and forever fail
set sail
bitch you goin to hell
unlike jail
u wont make bail
so say just say what u f**king please
cause all u is is a disease
contracted with ease
boom head shot 1 shot kill
i do it for the thrill
no matter how i feel
i always seal the deal
now your layin dead
and im gettin head
thats all she wrote thats all she said
as she gagged
on my dick tha bitch be double bagged
u pop ur nut
jus for a cut
bitch dis be a battle zone
and u is all alone
be ready to get boned
By Jewbag [1550703]
boom head shot 1 shot kill
i do it for the thrill
no matter how i feel
i always seal the deal
now your layin dead
and im gettin head
thats all she wrote thats all she said
as she gagged
on my dick tha bitch be double bagged
u pop ur nut
jus for a cut
bitch dis be a battle zone
and u is all alone
be ready to get boned
Listen up man I'm about to take you to school
cuz battling aint about your bling or your jewels
it aint about who you creep with or sleep with
the size of your rims or the size of your Tims
or the size of the load you blow on some f**kin ho
Its about knowing your opponent
breaking down every component
exposing the bullshit in the lies that they spit
talking bout yourself man its tired and lame
observing the truth is how you get respect in ths game
frankly you making a mockery of artistry
all the while you've never really come at me
but I respect the fact that you want to keep at it... g
Okay, Skunky listen clear
i got pics of 5 losers and your in there
You think ur a player, you think your a god
Even your crew agrees with me, oh you call them your squad?
Well i guess im done hear spittin' up fire
I'll call you if i need a Squire.
Last time i saw you,you were doing a three-some with a donkey and a monkey
Wanna know more? alright...
you live in a shoe box, your poor,
You really need money you want more
you don't even have to speak for people to know your a bore
you look like a skunk, oh, you want more?
Im so sikk i soar
You're so ugly you look like a boar
im so fly i can just smooth on by
You're getting on my nerves now,
Bye Bye!
By SwaggerAssassin [1473088]
Hey skunky, you smell a little funky
Your so gay even your dick is wonky
Last time i saw you,you were doing a three-some with a donkey and a monkey
Wanna know more? alright...
you live in a shoe box, your poor,
You really need money you want more
you don't even have to speak for people to know your a bore
you look like a skunk, oh, you want more?
Im so sikk i soar
Your so ugly you look like a boar
im so fly i can just smooth on by
Your getting on my nerves now,
Bye Bye!
A challenger appears!
Listen up close, clean out your ears
its likely I'm about to reduce you to tears
Your downfall perfectly engineered
Your best strikes absolutely no fear
What are your rhymes, Dr. Suess or Mother Goose?
Nevermind, they made more sense and they weren't so loose
You soar, I'm poor and a bore (and ugly as a boar)
Also, If we are battling with words, I think it is important to mention that "your" is a possessive and "you're" means "you are". I just think it is important to not be a total noob with the english language when you're (YOU'RE) trying to battle with it.
Nevermind, they made more sense and they weren't so loose
You soar, I'm poor and a bore (and ugly as a boar)
Man, reading your shit is a motherf**king chore.
I'm a mainstay on this menu
You just the soup du jour.
Battlin me again, I think you’re delirious
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious
You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s bad at English.
Im kinda gettin' bored of you now, go wash the dishes
You only talk shit when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for Skunky to get neutered
I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.
White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with your head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents
Well i think you just got lyrically smacked
Get outta my face now, You just got Sacked.
Oh ok , so you think my mum will shag ya,
Lol, she barley even acknowledges ya
Oh holy crap!! i just ran out of lines
got to go and rap against a lion?
in the jungle wearing nothing but a singlet
so i will pinglet?...
My name is, my name is My name is, Darth Brogo!
I love the people And the people love me
So much that they restored The Sith Autocracy!
I'm part Scottish, French, Italian A little bit Dane
But one hundred percent party animal - Champagne?
Is today my birthday? I can't recall
Let's have a party anyway Because I love a masked ball
I'm the Sith who brought back partying!
Lord Vader,my predecessor Lost his hand
And Siths were banned
They cut short his rule
Then Obi Wan did rule the land
Old Obi wasn't jolly
He was glum, and he was proud
Would be miserable as sin
Only sinning's not allowed!
When Obi died, the people said
'Brogo, me hearty! Get rid of his dull laws
Come back, we'd rather party!'
This action's what they called The Sith Restoration
Which naturally was followed By a huge celebration!
As Sith, I must admit I broke all moral rules
But who cares when I brought back bras and jewels?
I reinstated Sithmas Make-out, sports and even plays
I was the merry Sith Lord They were good old days!
When said and done!
Brogo did run! TC for fun!
I was the Sith loved by everyone
My song is done!Party anyone?
Because Darth Vader was a pansy!
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain
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