I just thought there should be a driving mission to actually unlock the racing area, instead of buying it with points. No super stats needed, Sorry for any spelling mistakes in advance
So, you here to buy a new ride huh? I don't think you're welcome here. This is the part of the city that is
not really seen by residents. You got to work your way up to the top. Think you got what it takes, you see;
DK dont stand for Donkey Kong, but Drift King. There is something about you though, hmm...message me back
once you get my suprise.
*Event*
You were sent item Lamborghini Gallardo with the message : This ride has been pimped up bro'
*user sends message to id 69*
DK [69]
Nice, so you got the car, listen there is a racetrack you can visit usually but this is your chance to have a try
in the high end, where the stakes are higher and the rides are sweeter, no doubt if you started from scratch, your
ride would be worth less than the rims on my car, but we were all there one day. I have layed a special race for you.
The buy in is $2,500,000 each and there is 3 others making the pot $10,000,000. Go to the East side and look for them.
*New part of city unlocked - Underground race*
*user clicks it*
Underground race *Description of racetracks*
Cars from all over the world, different shapes, sizes and speed. Torn cops always fail to foil our plans, they cant
keep up. Down here, we drive the most prestigous rides, with customisation we attached after winning other racers.
A winner is formed by countless losses too, we have spent our time in hospital, we have spent our time in jail, but
this is the East coast, this is what it's about. Work your way up in the classes, win races for points, use points to
customize, make it to the top.
Current race pending:
Circuit Race on: Doodle circuit
Buy in: $2,500,000
Racers:
Speeder [1] - Ford GT40
Joyrider [2] - Aston Martin One-77
BurningRubber[3] - Audi R8
[Vacant space] - join (clickable)
*user clicks join*
It will cost $2,500,000 to join this race, once accepted money is taken and you cant back out.
Okay Back
*clicks okay*
Goodluck, the race starts at XX:XX, sit tight.
*event outcome 1*
You crashed into a post during the race, you have been rushed to hospital
(8 hours in hosp)
(link in east side still available)
*event outcome 2* shows timings of all cars*
You finished the race, but you werent fast enough at XX.XX.XX, you placed 2/3/4
(link in east side still available)
*event outcome 3*
Midway through the race you see flashing lights, an undercover Porsche 911 GT3 police car hurls spike strips
infront of your car. Your tyres are completely gone, you grind to a halt, they got you.
(8 hours in jail)
(link in east side still available)
(need to repair car for 200k before you can race again on the same link
*event outcome 4*
*shows timings of all cars*
You did it, you came first at an amazing time of XX:XX:XX. You earned $10,000,000 and XXX points.
[b]DK[69]
Nice, maybe there is more to you than meets the eye, you impressed me, but now lets kick it up a notch, as the
drift king i control who can and cant participate in our races, so listen up. Take those points you just won,
and use it where you feel nessisary on the car. I will race you with a car that has not been customized. Oh, but
it's not any old car my friend, you will see....
CityEastsideUnderground race
Underground race *Description of racetracks*
Cars from all over the world, different shapes, sizes and speed. Torn cops always fail to foil our plans, they cant
keep up. Down here, we drive the most prestigous rides, with customisation we attached after winning other racers.
A winner is formed by countless losses too, we have spent our time in hospital, we have spent our time in jail, but
this is the East coast, this is what it's about. Work your way up in the classes, win races for points, use points to
customize, make it to the top.
Customization shop
*user clicks link*
Choose car to customize:
XXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXX
*user clicks Lamborghini Gallardo*
*user uses XXX points and checks out at the end*
*new link opens up*
Invitation by DK [69] for a sprint at : Lala straight
It will cost $10,000,000 to join this race, once accepted money is taken and you cant back out.
Okay Back
*clicks okay*
Goodluck, the race starts at XX:XX, sit tight.
*event outcome 1*
You crashed into a post during the race, you have been rushed to hospital
(8 hours in hosp)
(link in east side still available)
*event outcome 2* shows timings of all cars*
You finished the race, but you werent fast enough at XX.XX.XX, you placed 2/3/4
(link in east side still available)
*event outcome 3*
Midway through the race you see flashing lights, an undercover Porsche 911 GT3 police car hurls spike strips
infront of your car. Your tyres are completely gone, you grind to a halt, they got you.
(8 hours in jail)
(link in east side still available)
(need to repair car for 200k before you can race again on the same link
*event outcome 4*
*shows timings of all cars*
You did it, you came first at an amazing time of XX:XX:XX. You earned $20,000,000 and XXX points.
[b]DK[69]
Wow, you beat me, that was a very very close race, but im not too wound up losing to someone as skilful as yourself.
I think you have gained the right to the race tracks, meet me at the East coast so i can provide you with a special
licence which lets us know you're with us...
*new link created*
cityeastsideSuspicious car
You drive upto the car and they recognise the car DK lent you. They show you the documentation you need in the form
of a forged drivers licence.
*Hand over keys of Lamborghini Gallardo for the drivers licene* Clickable
*user clicks link*
Mission ended!
*New permanent area of torn*
Torn city racing area.
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do we post are idea thing here ? what do people think about mine ?./
The mission has started !
Anonymous
New!
2007-08-08
10:43:13 PM Hello ! Bl00d-demon (or whatever the person name will be) I have a tricky task for you which will mean you might have to put you life on the line but trust me there will be a nice reward.
I need you to go to Johns house which you will find in city and steal he’s gang suit after you have done this send me the gang suit and ill have another thing for you to do.
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In city there will be a link that says Johns House and you click on that and you will get a new link that says steal gang suit or leave house , and when click gang suit , a page will say John comes home finds you in he’s room and shoots you , you are unconscious .
Then you will click home and then Anonymous will mail you and say =
Anonymous
New!
2007-08-08
10:43:13 PM Hello ! Bl00d-demon (or whatever the person name will be) I see that didn’t work out but don’t worry you can take him out , just search for id (???) and kill him . Surely he will have he’s gang suit on him . Once you kill him leave him and send me the gang suit.
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Information
Name: Torn_Mission_Char
Online: Offline
Status: NPC
Department: None
Specific Duties: None
Gender: Male
Age: 500 days
Level: 20
Rank: Distinguished
When you reply they anonymouse char says that you need to mug a lvl1 char with hidden battle stats and a hidden rank (This player is preferably a higher rank and has good battle stats)
he has $1000000 and you need to mug more that $100000 and if you fail you need to try again
when you pass you send half the cash to the anonymous char and you get a merit for passing
1. First task is you get a mail from Anonymous saying:
Hello playerA its been a nice couple of years doing business with you . All the task i have appointed to you were done without a single mistake as i have expected. However this will require all of your skill as it is not something that i asked from you before. You must take out our mayor, Chedburn. He has recently launched a massive program to stop crime and my business has take a huge hit. I have connections with Big al he will give you something to work with. I think you will know where to find him.
Ps. Don't reply to this mail, he always watching.
( If you do reply to this mail you will get jailed for 2 hours - its will say : Currently under investigation)
Then you go to Big al as you walk in he sais : So you're from anonymous? Never mind i don't really need to know just take the merchandise pay me for it and leave. I really don't need to be involved in this mess. ( you must buy a XM8 Rifle and a bullet proof vest. )
But you cant equip if you do and go to the city hall you have to start the mission all over again because
1. You will be hospitalized for 8 hours " Shot by security guards.
2. Annymous will send you a mail saying " How did you have the brains to walk into the city hall with a gun? You should have done surveillance first. Im disappointed. Now i will have to hire someone else."
Then set out to the city and you see City center under the travel agency sais city hall.
You walk into the city hall. The doorman will greet you saying Good day sir, how may i help you[/green]
Your options[color=red] Im a tourist came here to have a look. OR I want to find the mayor. OR I was just passing by.
You must pick the first one - The door man will say Well, welcome to our beautiful city. For the second response he will say Sorry the mayor is not available at the moment. Have a good day. For the third one he will say : Alright, enjoy your day sir.( for these two you only have one option) city
Then you walk inside the text will say:
" As you walk around you notice a few people taking picture.
Next room"
{go To next room}
In the next room it will say :
Looking straight you see the mayors office and the mayor himself . You see two big windows and the Hospital building outside. Thats a nice spot to shoot from.
Exit City Hall
Then equip the gun and the vest and go to south side click hospital . There will be a link saying
Go to the roof .
Then the text will say:
"You begin setting up the equipment. As you prepare to take the shot you feel a sharp sting in your right shoulder and fall down cold to the floor. "
Hospitalized for 15 hours tried to assassinate the mayor
Then anonymous mails you saying . This guy is harder to take down than i thought. It will take more than one person to do it . Get into a group of four. Make a plan take your time. This time you should be more prepared.
What you do NOW is you plan a political assassination with 4 people THEY do not have to be level 100 OR have to be doing this mission!!!... if you fail the assassination you can try again until you get it right!
Note to Chedburn: The assassination crime Must have your name in it. and not senor gonzales or other guys
Pass Outcomes:
1. Laying hidden upon a rooftop, PersonA sets up his sniper rifle. This contract has a hefty reward.
2. On the streets below, PersonB and PersonC wait with their engines running.
3. The Mayor approaches with his motorcade. Morgz radios in the team to prepare.
4. PersonB drives a truck across in front of the convoy. The Mayor's car tries to backtrack but PersonC quickly blocks its escape.
5. With a stationary target PersonA steadies the rifle, and lines the crosshair up with the Mayor's head.
6. BANG! One shot is fired, the bullet pierces the front window and enters the Mayor's head. His body slumps lifelessly.
7. The team quickly evacuates during the mass confusion. A payment of $250,000,000 from a mysterious source is later finalized
1. The team lounge around their headquarters watching a news report on the Mayors return from his two week vacation. The phone suddenly rings.
2. The call is from a local mob boss he wants the Mayor assassinated!
3. PersonA contacts his informant in the local police station and acquires the Mayors travel itinerary.
4. PersonB and PersonC acquire a rifle from Big Al's Gun Shop, and decide on the best spot to take out their mark.
5. The team drive to Torn City Towers, PersonA and PersonB wait in the van while PersonC and PersonD head to the rooftop to get in position.
6. Suddenly, the FBI surround the van and take PersonA and PersonB into custody, then charge into the building after the rest of the team.
7. The FBI are too late! PersonC fires off a shot. The Mayor slumps lifeless into his assistants lap as PersonC and PersonD flee the scene.
8. The faction bank receives a transfer of $150,000,000 from a mysterious Swiss account
.
NOTE- I dont have time now to post the failing outcomes, sorry.
Once you get it right ...
anonymous -
Nice job . Really excellent. I hope the new guy in office will not repeat his mistakes.
Heres a 100 000 000 for your troubles !
Your reward is an honor bar that will have an Xm8 rifle and a Bullseye Over it. Ruthless honor bar . Also 100 mill.
Chedburn i do not hate you otherwise i wont be playing this game, i just happen to thought this would be cool, if you dont like this mission simply ignore it or fed me
Well some were like the mission where you get the ivory walking stick, DrMark suggested that ... It was from here and i think Ninja legacy is from here as well All the dual weapons you have so say thanks to some one smart player huh
''Hay Mega What are you doing within these days? Oh! you are still strength and more good looking.I have a problem Mega.I wanna discuss this problem with you.I know you are street fighter long long ago.
You won many of street challenge fighting.''
Mega
''What's your problem?''
Anonymous
''Some Chinese boss challenge to me,for fighting with his big fat fighter man.I know his man won a lot of fighting and they got billions of money from challenge fighting.Last 6 months ago, i chose world fighter to fight with him and bet $5 billions at my man.But he is lose to big fat man.''
Mega
''So Bad'' I think he is so strong .''
Anonymous
''That's right Mega, he is extremely strong.I think quick fighter can let him down.''
I know you have best experience in self defense and fighting.Please help Mega, i wanna get back all of my money.This time i will bet $10 billions on you .If you accept we will go China Town tomorrow evening.''
Mega
''I am think about that tonight. I need to prepared for fight with him.I would let you down big boss'' .
Anonymous
'' Yeah , glad to hear that. You are the best Mega.... you are the best. I am waiting you tomorrow''Bye .
* Fight with Big Fat Chinese Fighter.
*If you won they are trying to mug your boss Anonymous money.Fight them all .
*Fight with next normal 5 (NPC) fighters.
Requirements:
1. Must have completed Mission: Operation Demolition (lvl 13+)
2. Must be 850 + days old
3. Must have at least 200k in hand.
1. Anonymous Mail's you saying:
From Anonymous:
Hey *Players Name*, I caught up with you at last. I need to meet you in the Times Square ASAP.
You click on the city and a new link is there: Times Square
You click on: Times Square.
While walking through the times square you see a man in a dark hooded cloak. He shouts your name . You decide you better walk up to him.
[color=indigo]Anonymous
[i] "Hey *Players Name* there you are, its me Anonymous I thought you would not show up."
[color=darkgreen] Player
" Whats up ? "
Anonymous
" I need to get out of the city. Remember when we blew up the[color=navy]Skyler Building? Well they found out I commanded the attack. The mangers and the family's of some workers who died want to take me down. I need your help to get me out of the city!"[/color]
Player
" How did they find you also shouldn't we start going now then? "
Anonymous
" I do not now but I found out from one of my spies in the East Side of the city, it was him who told me. Now your right we better get started. First I need a car. I heard the[color=navy] Audi R8 are fast. Bring me one and quick. "[/color]
2. Go to Docks and buy Audi R8
Then click city and this 3 comes up.
3. While driving back you halt to a stop as you see Anonymous [color=grey walking down the street carrying some large boxes. You pull up and let him start driving. [/color]
Anonymous
" Good you got the car now In these boxes are some armour, guns and ammo. I think they might try to kill us, so while I drive you stop them. Okay?"
Player
" Okay. Were we going? "
Anonymous
" Good, now we are going to a city called Ripped City . "
4. As Anonymous starts driving you see several Men in black limousine's shooting at you.
Anonymous
" Start shooting. Now! "
5. First you have to choose a gun.
selections:
M4A1 Colt Carbine
9mm Uzi
Steyr AUG
If you choose Steyr Aug this is what comes up:
While loading up the Steyr Aug one of the men in the black limousine takes a shoot at Anonymous. You see a single bullet hit Anonymous in the left shoulder you see him fall onto the ground soon you wake up somewhere in a dark cold jail cell.
In jail for 10 Hours: Attempted Murder and evading police force.
If you chose 9mm Uzi this is what comes up:
You load up the 9mm Uzi and take 5 random shots at the black limousines, Before you know it you have the mayors dead body in your hand.
In jail for 9 Hours: Murder of the mayor.
If you choose the M4A1 Colt Carbine this is what comes up:
You put 30 bullets in and start to fire some shots you see a billboard saying " Welcome to Ripped City".[color=grey][i]
(If you choose the other weapons you must start the mission again.)
[color=indigo] Anonymous
" Good, We lost them. Now lets get a house and you can go afterwards. "
[i]As you start to walk to the estate agents a black limousine pulls up in front of you. Two tall men in tuxedos and sun glasses grab Anonymous Another man walks out in a suit and glasses as well.
Anonymous
"Well you caught up with us. So Tim did not know you were a worker in the Skyler Building."
Tim
"Silence! No I am not a worker in the Skyler Building its just you two have a 50 million on your head! "
Player
"No! I am not going to go down. I will kill you first! "
Tim
" Haha, we will see about that. You two know what to do. "
You see Tim walk back into the black limousine as he drives off the two men pull out a pistol each.
You then have to choose one of these:
Run Away
Fight Bodyguard 1
If you do run away this comes up:
You turn around. You get about ten feet away from the two men before you feel a sharp pain in your back.
In hospital for 1 Hour: Shot in the back.
If you click fight then you go into the usual fight page.
You walk into the house turn on your computer and check your emails. One comes up from Anonymous
Dear *Players Name*,
I hope you are alright. I am fine and I will be keeping a low profile. You can keep the car it is parked just round the corner of your house . I have sent you 15 Million for your troubles
.Rewards...
15 Million
a Audi R8
a M4A1 Colt Carbine
a 9mm Uzi
a Steyr AUG
+ 900 Strength
+ 900 Defense
Requirements: lvl 69+, Age 365+, Completed all previous missions
Mail: Anonymous: "I have gained all I need on you "Players name" I know about your bad habits, and have no more need for you to work with me. So I am deciding to put a bounty on your head for two reasons.. you are getting way out of hand, you are getting to strong for your own good."
Events: Anonymous has placed a bounty on you with a reward of 50,000,000. (Noone can collect this reward, it doesnt show up in bounties section)
Events (2): Identified attacked you and left you lying on the street. [View]
Mail: "Still havent learnt your lesson? Fine, meet my friends at the in the city and you may even get to meet me."
City East Side Anonymous Location Enter
*Two buttons appear on the screen, Front entrance, side entrance*
Front Entrance - As you peek through the door to see if anyone is around you see a spark of light then a roll of machine gun bullets are fired at you. You avoid most but some take grazes and bits of skin off, you unhook one of the ninja stars in your bag and decide to throw when he runs out of bullets. After 30-40 agonizing seconds, he bends down to reload and gets a ninja star through his arm, you nonchalantly walk past while he is distracted. - Your energy is lowed by 50 for adrenaline. You walk to the next room to where Anonymous is hiding.
Side Entrance - As you enter the side door of Anonymous' warehouse you feel a smashing into the back of your knees, he anticipated your move! - Your health is halved and you have a security guard to face.
Security Guards Stats
Str 1,500,000
Spd 1,250,000
Dex 1,500,000
Def 1,500,000
Hp 4,000,000
*After Security Guard* You walk through to the next room where Anonymous is hiding.
Anonymous: "I never wanted it to come to this "Players name" please, just leave, here, I used most of my money on bountying you, but take what I have left."
Anonymous gives you 50,000,000.
Anonymous: "How about one last game of Russian Roulette?"
Anonymous shoots you in the heart.
Was gonna make it longer, kinda forgot the storyline though
Yes, I am that damn good.
Looking for a new sig, 2M Dragonballz theme, mail me and I'll say yes or no :)
Who thinks mine is good? *MUST be level 30+ to have this mission accepted*
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From: Anonymous
Subject: Payday
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I have heard of your progress in this...city. I have a job for you that will be amazing for your wallet and better for your experience. The mission is simple, go to the bank in the city and heist it! After doing this you will be paid 10mil and anything you 'find' in the bank. Good luck...
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*Go to the city tab, click. Move to bank tab in the city, click. A new option will be under the invest option that will say: 'START HEIST' (Requires 4 people doing this mission as well.) Pressing the 'START HEIST' button will take you to a chat room lobby, when ready, click the ready button in the bottom left and wait for 4 others to do the same. (At least 1 person needs a vehicle for this) The mission will take 2 days to complete and after completion you will receive many random rewards and 10mil more in your money. After, you will receive a mail from anonymous.*
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From: Anonymous
Subject: Payday
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Well well, you did it! I hope you like the rewards of this mission and I will contact you in three days to offer you another mission!
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You recieve an email when the mission is activated by the player.
Dear (Player Name) I am kind of stuck in some computer and i need you too retrieve a list of codes of a player called (Sabre)(007) He is heading a top secret research facility over in the east side i need these codes to help me get out of this computer attack him and retrieve the codes.
Once Sabre has been defeated an email will arrive saying:
Dear (player) thank you for defeating the crazed scientist Sabre i am now free from this computer in which he banished me thank you once again,
Rewards: 75k and a computer
Description of Top Secret Research Facillity :
As you enter the top secret research facillity it says on a wall Top Secret enter at your own risk!
(Click Here to enter)
enter and fight Sabre
Just a suggestion made it up off the top of my head lol
WOW every entry deserves a prize chedburn they all have put in alot of time and effort as you can see i won enter because if you did it would be biased but wow guys thumbs up from me... AWSOME work
Basically instead of halloween town next time round make a zombie survival town, based on all the best movies/ tv shows. make it so you have to be in some sort of shelter (empty warehouse or even a garden shed!) before your last move(or risk a night outside, not knowing your status til 12 tc time...) perhaps even barricades (the more moves you have left the better he barricade!) and stick with the old tradition of finding useful items plus survivor missions, but if you happen to randomly encounter a horde...well the next click is just down to pure luck. run. or fight?
and if you die either shamble round as undead lookin for players to eat or just die and wait till next year!
Requirements: • Level 15+
• $13,337 or more on hand
• 18 years or younger in real life
Mission:
You receive a mail from Anonymous [9] stating the following:
*Name*, quickly, get your arse out the front door and meet me outside the docks in twenty minutes! I'm one horny bastard right now, and I'm sure you feel the same...
You then have to proceed to the section of the city labelled 'Torn City Docks". Once you're on this page you will have to scroll down to the bottom of the page and beside the 'Back' button you'll see a new option entitled 'Anonymous'.
When you click this you will be brought to a new page:
Anonymous:*Name*, you made it! As I was saying, I'm really horny and I reckon we could both go out and look for some chicks. You:Ah, I'm starting to understand why you choose me to assist you with this in particular. No offence but you're one ugly f**k, and I'm a sexy beast. So, where we headed? Anonymous:I know a place, they call it 'Candy Shack'. Basically, it's a brothel owned by the Ex-Vice Mayor Quack's porn star sister. Her and her girls will do anything for money. You:Sounds kinky, let's go then!
Then, the next time you click the city you'll see an option under the Red-Light District called 'Candy Shack'. Once you click it you'll be brought to a new page:
Anonymous:We're here, finally, your old Reliant Robin is as slow as a fat guy trying to swim a length in a swimming pool filled with hardening horse shit. You:Hey, leave my car out of this, at least I have one. Your last car was crushed after you ran over those four old woman outside Sally's Sweet Shop for a dare. Anonymous:Man, f**k you! I've got f**king millions of points so I'm gonna get a refill and attack your punk-ass! You:Bring it on you discreetly named donkey cocksucker.
The link underneath this chat will state 'Publicly Brawl with Anonymous'. Once you click this you'll be forced into an attack, if you don't have enough energy your energy bar will go into minus.
You're guaranteed to win this fight because as well as being ugly, Anonymous is as weak Mr Burns from the Simpsons giving Smithers a hand job.
Once this fight is over (the only option for the after-fight result is Hospitalize) you'll receive an event.
New!
11/11/37
11:33:37 PM You are becoming very, very horny! You need to f**k something soon or your cock will explode.
The next time you click city the option for 'Candy Shack' will still be available. Once you click it you'll be presented with the following:
Candy:Hey baby. You lookin' for a good time? You:Definitely! Candy:Well, unfortunately I ain't available at the moment, honey. But I have a very fine selection of sexually f**ked up individuals for your sexual delight. You:Sure, thank you. Candy:You're welcome, you lovely little horny c**t.
You will then have four options. selecting three will hospitalize you for three days. selecting one will increase your happy bar by 500 permanently.
Eighty three year old man with a baseball bat to insert up your arse
Hermaphrodite
Transsexual
Top Gear dog
The results for clicking each link are as follows:
Eighty three year old man with a baseball bat to insert up your arse:
You go into one of the nicely decorated private rooms and await your sexual entertainer. He shows up with his trusty baseball bat but has some bad news for you, he forgot the lube. He then proceeds to bend you over and shove the un-lubed thirty inch baseball bat up your arse. Unfortunately while pulling it out your colon reverses and hangs out.
In hospital for three days
Got a pink sock.
Hermaphrodite:
You walk into the private room around the back of the brothel and spot the hermaphrodite in the corner, waiting. You proceed to have a fun-filled night of the weirdest sexual experiences known to man. One thing's for sure, p0rnman would be proud!
You would then notice a permanent 500 increase to your happiness bar.
Transsexual:
You walk away from Candy and look around for your transsexual entertainer. You spot the ex-him, now her sitting in the corner with a wide grin on his/her face. Immediately you whip your cock out and run towards him/her. Unfortunately you forgot to watch your untied laces, trip and fall. Your accidentally get your head jammed inside the widespread but cheeks of the girl having an old VCR player shoved up her arse next to you.
In hospital for three days
Twisted their ankle while shoving their head up someone's arse
Top Gear dog:
You slip away into a storage cupboard and drag Top Gear dog along with you. Checking to see no-one else is around you begin to take your clothes off. Once unclothed you stand their fully nude staring at the dog. Suddenly, he jumps up and bites your cock off. Also, at that precise moment Jeremy Clarkson bursts into the room and steals back Top Gear dog.
In hospital for three days
Forgot to get Clarkson's autograph and cut their own ear off as a form of self-punishment
Hope y'all like it and hope Chedburn see's fit to implement it soon.
- Lyno (p0rnman).
Bump.
I am very disappointed that this mission is still to be implemented.
Requirements: • Level 15+
• $13,337 or more on hand
• 18 years or younger in real life
Mission:
You receive a mail from Anonymous [9] stating the following:
*Name*, quickly, get your arse out the front door and meet me outside the docks in twenty minutes! I'm one horny bastard right now, and I'm sure you feel the same...
You then have to proceed to the section of the city labelled 'Torn City Docks". Once you're on this page you will have to scroll down to the bottom of the page and beside the 'Back' button you'll see a new option entitled 'Anonymous'.
When you click this you will be brought to a new page:
Anonymous:*Name*, you made it! As I was saying, I'm really horny and I reckon we could both go out and look for some chicks. You:Ah, I'm starting to understand why you choose me to assist you with this in particular. No offence but you're one ugly f**k, and I'm a sexy beast. So, where we headed? Anonymous:I know a place, they call it 'Candy Shack'. Basically, it's a brothel owned by the Ex-Vice Mayor Quack's porn star sister. Her and her girls will do anything for money. You:Sounds kinky, let's go then!
Then, the next time you click the city you'll see an option under the Red-Light District called 'Candy Shack'. Once you click it you'll be brought to a new page:
Anonymous:We're here, finally, your old Reliant Robin is as slow as a fat guy trying to swim a length in a swimming pool filled with hardening horse shit. You:Hey, leave my car out of this, at least I have one. Your last car was crushed after you ran over those four old woman outside Sally's Sweet Shop for a dare. Anonymous:Man, f**k you! I've got f**king millions of points so I'm gonna get a refill and attack your punk-ass! You:Bring it on you discreetly named donkey cocksucker.
The link underneath this chat will state 'Publicly Brawl with Anonymous'. Once you click this you'll be forced into an attack, if you don't have enough energy your energy bar will go into minus.
You're guaranteed to win this fight because as well as being ugly, Anonymous is as weak Mr Burns from the Simpsons giving Smithers a hand job.
Once this fight is over (the only option for the after-fight result is Hospitalize) you'll receive an event.
New!
11/11/37
11:33:37 PM You are becoming very, very horny! You need to f**k something soon or your cock will explode.
The next time you click city the option for 'Candy Shack' will still be available. Once you click it you'll be presented with the following:
Candy:Hey baby. You lookin' for a good time? You:Definitely! Candy:Well, unfortunately I ain't available at the moment, honey. But I have a very fine selection of sexually f**ked up individuals for your sexual delight. You:Sure, thank you. Candy:You're welcome, you lovely little horny c**t.
You will then have four options. selecting three will hospitalize you for three days. selecting one will increase your happy bar by 500 permanently.
Eighty three year old man with a baseball bat to insert up your arse
Hermaphrodite
Transsexual
Top Gear dog
The results for clicking each link are as follows:
Eighty three year old man with a baseball bat to insert up your arse:
You go into one of the nicely decorated private rooms and await your sexual entertainer. He shows up with his trusty baseball bat but has some bad news for you, he forgot the lube. He then proceeds to bend you over and shove the un-lubed thirty inch baseball bat up your arse. Unfortunately while pulling it out your colon reverses and hangs out.
In hospital for three days
Got a pink sock.
Hermaphrodite:
You walk into the private room around the back of the brothel and spot the hermaphrodite in the corner, waiting. You proceed to have a fun-filled night of the weirdest sexual experiences known to man. One thing's for sure, p0rnman would be proud!
You would then notice a permanent 500 increase to your happiness bar.
Transsexual:
You walk away from Candy and look around for your transsexual entertainer. You spot the ex-him, now her sitting in the corner with a wide grin on his/her face. Immediately you whip your cock out and run towards him/her. Unfortunately you forgot to watch your untied laces, trip and fall. Your accidentally get your head jammed inside the widespread but cheeks of the girl having an old VCR player shoved up her arse next to you.
In hospital for three days
Twisted their ankle while shoving their head up someone's arse
Top Gear dog:
You slip away into a storage cupboard and drag Top Gear dog along with you. Checking to see no-one else is around you begin to take your clothes off. Once unclothed you stand their fully nude staring at the dog. Suddenly, he jumps up and bites your cock off. Also, at that precise moment Jeremy Clarkson bursts into the room and steals back Top Gear dog.
In hospital for three days
Forgot to get Clarkson's autograph and cut their own ear off as a form of self-punishment
Hope y'all like it and hope Chedburn see's fit to implement it soon.
- Lyno (p0rnman).
Bump.
I am very disappointed that this mission is still to be implemented.
Anonymous:
Ni Hao ____dOOP____
I need you to travel outside of Torn and retrieve my 5 Briefcases which i left behind when i went on a World Tour. They could be at any country
The problem is, i cant remember where i left them. Please retrieve all 5 Briefcases, send them to me and you will be rewarded
note:
*Blue,Red,Gold,Black and Pink Briefcases
*Ni Hao is kind of a hint where 1 ticket would be.
*The Briefcases will be in the same countrys for everybody
*The reward would be some thing like Fake Identification
Anonymous:
Phew! Thank you ____dOOP____!
For a minute there i thought someone might have found my Briefcases of Fake I.Ds. With these I.Ds I can impersonate a Pilot. If i wanted to change where im going during a flight i could fly the plane myself.
Well thanks again and here is a Fake I.D for your trouble.
New! You Received Fake Identification!
note:
*Fake I.Ds would be 1 time use
*They would deduct the time you have endured
(e.g. flying to Switzerland (e.g 1hr 59mins from Torn) for 20mins then decide you want to go back to Mexico (e.g 15mins from Torn) the trip then would take 5mins.
*The Fake I.D would be in your Laptop
Thanks for Reading!
Leave if you liked
note:
*To be sophisticated you might even do little missions before you get the briefcase.
*e.g Fly to Cayman Islands where the briefcase is under a rock which you must expel 20energy
or something like that)
but thats being complicated and not neccesary!
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