Thread created on Wed Sep 04, 2013 02:56:49 Last replied to on Sun Oct 13, 2013 02:38:07
Hi fools and foolettes. Getting back in the swing of things here and need some fresh blood to spice things up around here.
We are not concerned with your stats/nerve bar, there is always someone worse than you to hit afterall. What I most want out of a LOLer is activity, chattyness and a willingness to learn, or teach if you're an older player. We really try not to take this game that seriously, unless we got a big ole chain going, which has happened many times in the past and I wish to see many more times in the future. And then we only take it seriously for long enough to get the next hit in.
So if you're:
1. Willing to chain, when you can
2. Keen to chat with members of the faction via mails/chat/irc/forum from time to time.
3. Happy to let me know ahead of time if you're going offline for a while (no explanation needed ... just need to know for smooth running of the faction).
Then we want you!
We don't want your money or items, just your loyalty, enthusiasm, and a bit of your energy for chaining.
So, if you are so goddamn bored and lonely and decide you wanna join a bunch of old farts like us, here is what to expect in return.
Vigor: I (3 less minutes in the hospital to avoid getting a staph infection woo!)
Steadfast: V (5% extra gym gains /flex)
Gallant: II ( +2 nerve bar for that extra search under the lucky water fountain!)
Enormity: III (Unknown multiplier to crime skill, but better then Enormity: II!)
Chaining: III (7 minutes inbetween chain hits, to make a quick beer fridge run)
Cumber: III (3 extra items carried when traveling, gotta get ALL the crazy straws!)
Salutary: III (-15 energy cost to reviving, cause we like to save our energy for things)
Pertinent: I (-1 energy cost to busting...because we can!)
Adept: III (7.5% decrease in education time, cause we are smarter then the average garden hose)
Hermetic: III (15% less addiction per drug, cause we're junkies.)
Full access to meds, drugs (xtc and vicodin) and points (warring time only for points)
Can swap out flowers and other artifacts for points at no charge.
guides and advice on irc, playing the game and other aspects of tr0n
Wake still? Impressive. Well if so, and you want to be a part of this, then mail me. Or jossie if you like girls better. In your mail we would love to know you expect from a/our faction, and what you bring to the table. If we like what we hear, we'll give you the aok to apply and be one with the LOLs.
And now for your entertainment and for surviving this monologue.
By AngryNoob 
This faction is like one way ticket. Once you get in, you can't get out because it is too awesome to miss
words of wisdom right there.
Also, you like to chain? Gunning for chaining honours but cant get to the milestones? Looking to do some hits for the ww, and get more attacks for all the attacking awards? Then come on down and apply! Will provide vicodin and refills no problem!