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Posted on Fri Jun 28, 2013 01:30:29
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Posted on Fri Jun 28, 2013 21:29:19
On this day in 1914, a wrong turn changed the course of history. Of course, things were different then, at that time, there was nationalism afoot in Europe . The big flashpoint of nationalism was in what we used to call Yugoslavia .

Part of Serbia had been annexed by Bosnia (;if you slept through sixth grade, that was part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire - but save those old geography books it looks like it may be coming back);.

Anyway, the crown prince, Franz Ferdinand, thought it would be good to have a member of the Royal Family show up in the region. So with his wife, Sophie, he drove with his staff to a place called Sarajevo , the local Gotham .

The townsfolk turned out in force. There was bunting, bands, beer and assassins (;a total of six of them);. The party pulled onto Appel Quay, a wide road along the river, heading for the celebration in the main square.

Suddenly one of the assassins hurled a short-fuse bomb into the open touring car. The Archduke (;as he was known to his friends); mumbled something like, "this is stupid." Then he picked up the bomb and flung it over his shoulder.

It exploded in the street and injured several bystanders. Four other assassins took this as a bad omen, ditched their guns and headed for the Brauhaus. The Archduke halted, checked on the victims and proceeded to the ceremony. (;For you trivia buffs, the touring car was a "Graf und Sift"....which became jinxed and went out of production.);

During the speeches, he got antsy but the Mayor reassured him, "It is over! Surely we have only one murderer in Sarajevo ." Nevertheless, the police decided to change the plan and send them back the way they came instead of parading down Franz Josef Strasse (;the main drag);.

However, the security guys forgot to tell the guy in the lead car. He turned onto Franz Josef Strasse and the Archduke's car followed him. Irate police halted the parade and ordered the Archduke's car to back up into the intersection.

More amazed than the police was a nineteen year-old guy named Gavrilo Princip (;the sixth assassin); who had been standing in the sun on F.J. Strasse just in case the first five guys missed.

As the cops tried to unravel the gridlock, they let Princip through. He promptly shot the Archduke and Sophie. Within 48 hours, World War I was on the way.

But relax; there is a New World Order today. Never again would disputes between ethic groups draw the rest of the world into a conflict....right?.....right?


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Posted on Sat Jun 29, 2013 20:43:38
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Posted on Mon Jul 01, 2013 15:20:12
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Posted on Tue Jul 02, 2013 17:17:14
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Posted on Tue Jul 02, 2013 21:22:00
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Posted on Wed Jul 03, 2013 15:02:16
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Posted on Thu Jul 04, 2013 04:41:17
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Posted on Thu Jul 04, 2013 16:54:17
What the hell kind of a party is this? What is with the woman in front left wearing? Look in the lower right corner... is that a strap-on? Is that other guy copping a feel?

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Posted on Fri Jul 05, 2013 19:36:48
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Posted on Sat Jul 06, 2013 16:37:42
Now I've seen everything...

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Posted on Sun Jul 07, 2013 17:03:35
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Posted on Mon Jul 08, 2013 19:19:38
This would have been my Mr Torn submission but my ID sign got covered up by my left moob

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Posted on Tue Jul 09, 2013 09:06:46
My initiation into JFA. An exception had to be made for me.


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Posted on Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:23:05
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Posted on Wed Jul 10, 2013 14:00:24
$236,000 in a spare tire

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Posted on Thu Jul 11, 2013 14:22:20
I don't know whether to be creeped out or aroused

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Posted on Fri Jul 12, 2013 14:34:01
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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:21:59
Guy with the knife seems like such a pain in the ass...


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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 08:56:14
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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 22:04:27
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Posted on Mon Jul 15, 2013 15:38:56
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Posted on Tue Jul 16, 2013 17:24:29
Found at the scrapyard...

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Posted on Wed Jul 17, 2013 15:00:27
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Posted on Thu Jul 18, 2013 18:58:19
She was really determined to fit in this outfit...

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Posted on Fri Jul 19, 2013 16:34:13
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Posted on Sat Jul 20, 2013 15:55:59
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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 13:50:26
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Posted on Tue Jul 23, 2013 15:10:07
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Posted on Wed Jul 24, 2013 14:53:17
A good rule to live by: Don't date girls with fungus growing out of their nether regions.

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