Thread created on Mon Sep 03, 2012 15:46:35 Last replied to on Sat May 25, 2013 14:08:54
Just Fer Assholes is an emerging faction that eventually will be a Hall of Fame member. Our members are highly active players primarily concerned with building their battle stats. We have good steadfast and hermetic upgrades but those specials are not particularly useful if you are spending all your energy chaining, so we only ask you make 12 attacks per week and we can provide a vicodin and refill for the attacks. Every once in a while we get into a tough fight (maybe 5 times in 2012) and members chain every day, but you can still get in two xanax on those days. Our weekly scheduled chains coupled with winning most of our wars has ranked us in the top 30 factions in terms of "real respect", which is quite good given the average age of our members.
If you are interested in a good battle stat building faction and want to be a part of an up and coming crew where your input will make a difference, we might be a good fit for you.
We offer the following benefits which, together, we will continually upgrade:
Steadfast: VIII (+8% gym gains)*****
Vigor: I (decreased hosp time)
Gallant: I (+1 nerve)
Enormity: I (+crime ability)
Chaining: II (+chain interval)
Cumber: III (+3 items traveling)
Salutary: I (decreased E revive)
Pertinent: I (decreased E busting)
Adept: III (-7.5% education time)
Hermetic: VIII (-40% drug addiction)*****
We also provide points and vicodin for chaining, museum conversions, and access to meds and an extensive armory.
Our focus is firmly on player development and building battle stats. We know the game very well and freely provide advice and assistance to members.
Self sufficient financially
Five million in battle stats
Access to IRC to coordinate chains
A strong desire to improve your game
Please include your battle stats with you application.
Please contact Andy_Social (leader) or Penicillin (co-leader) with any questions.
Note: Do not apply if you are a dodgy character, a beggar, or will cause drama in any way. We have no patience for it.
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Assholes.
Just Fer Assholes... you probably think that "Fer" is like an ebonic "For" but it's actually a "Four". It was a descriptive dating back to the original members. We've expanded and became more open minded since then. Canadianized if you will. We keep using it because it's on all the letterhead.