Thread created on Mon Sep 03, 2012 15:46:35 Last replied to on Mon Dec 09, 2013 20:00:40
Just Fer Assholes is an emerging faction that eventually will be a Hall of Fame member. Our members are highly active players primarily concerned with building their battle stats. We have good steadfast and hermetic upgrades but those specials are not particularly useful if you are spending all your energy chaining, so we only ask you heavily participate in our monthly chain campaign (4-7 days long) then utilize the rest of the month training. We can provide a vicodin and refill for attacks if needed. Our brief monthly war campaigns coupled with winning most of our wars has ranked us in the top 25 factions in terms of real respect, which is quite good given the average age of our members.
If you are interested in a good battle stat building faction and want to be a part of an up and coming crew where your input will make a difference, we might be a good fit for you.
We offer the following benefits which, together, we will continually upgrade
Steadfast: IX (+9 gym gains)*****
Vigor I (decreased hosp time)
Gallant I (+1 nerve)
Enormity I (+crime ability)
Chaining II (+chain interval)
Cumber IV (+4 items traveling)
Salutary I (decreased E revive)
Pertinent I (decreased E busting)
Adept III (-7.5% education time)
Hermetic IX (-45% drug addiction)*****
We also can provide points and vicodin for chaining if needed, museum conversions, access to meds and an extensive armory.
Our focus is firmly on player development and building battle stats. We know the game very well and freely provide advice and assistance to members.
Self sufficient financially
5,000,000+ in battle stats
Access to IRC to coordinate chains
A strong desire to improve your game
Please include your battle stats with you application.
Please contact Andy_Social (leader) or Penicillin (co-leader) with any questions.
Note: Do not apply if you are a dodgy character, a beggar, or will cause drama in any way. We have no patience for it.
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Assholes.
Just Fer Assholes... you probably think that "Fer" is like an ebonic "For" but it's actually a "Four". It was a descriptive dating back to the original members. We've expanded and became more open minded since then. Canadianized if you will. We keep using it because it's on all the letterhead.