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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 17:21:00
64 Betting on Man Utd to win every game will make you rich. Considerably richer than people who dont bet on Man Utd to win every game.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 18:34:22
65. Torn community loves noobs asking stupid questions. They loves spending their cash on noobs. (Bounties)

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 18:38:01
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65. Torn community loves noobs asking stupid questions. They loves spending their cash on noobs. (Bounties)


^ I have already posted that you FKING NOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 18:59:48
66. The use of "Noob" in a post guarantees the poster as being an established badass and in no way reveals their noobicity.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 19:20:02
67. ED is the fountain of knowledge.

Since nobody can read my profile. No I do not want to join your faction nor do I plan to in the future. Your just wasting both of our time.
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Hades

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 19:28:32
68.
Locked 33257 can beat BodyBagger 99177 with fists.

Last Edited: Sun May 12, 2013 19:28:45
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Jenocide

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 19:49:21
69. If you haven't found an SE in the last 5 minutes then it is because staff hate you and used their Haxor button on your account, this is also the reason why you keep loosing in the casino.

70. Bragging about your scams in Game Achievments is sure to win you loads of friends and increase your forum score.

71. Other valid ways to boost your fourm score include making a suggestion, the most popular ones are "I think we should have a bar that tells us when we are going to level up", "I think we should bring back dogs" and "We should be allowed travel from one country to another". These suggestions are guarenteed to help you win friends and influence people.

72. Using text speak on the forums is always appreciated.



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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 19:53:50
73. After obtaining the merits for the car racing it's best to keep entering for months afterwards just to build the car exp up that totally will come in handy someday.

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Jenocide

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:08:04
74. Proper grammar is NEVER appreciated, be sure to never use periods or commas and if your have something that you want to get off your mind alway post it in a block of text because everyone on the Torn forums hate when people use paragraphs.

75. If someone critises your grammar that's fine, just tell them you are Dyslexic or that English isn't your first language and they will understand, those are always valid excuse's.

76. If you are under bounties be sure to start a thread about it, that always ends well.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:08:40
77. If your still trying to play the game for it's original purpose after 1 year, you are doing something wrong.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:17:14
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68.
Locked 33257 can beat BodyBagger 99177 with fists.


You're doing it wrong....
that isn't a rule lol

Peace

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:23:16
80. Making jokes that others have made in the same thread already is a major part of interacting in forums, a joke isn't funny if it isn't repeated a good number of times.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:25:54
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68.
Locked 33257 can beat BodyBagger 99177 with fists.


You're doing it wrong....
that isn't a rule lol

Peace


Mother of god.. He's actually right for once O: it is more of a statement than a rule

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:26:46
81. Feeding the trolls is a must.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:30:35
82. Convincing new players that collecting 100,000 bricks is the only way to get a Private Island.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:36:01
82. Hijacking every thread to slut your own ego and make sure people are paying attention to you is a perfectly acceptable method of getting noticed.

83. Ending all your posts with "Peace" shows that you aren't trolling but instead are the reincarnation of Gandhi and just want everyone to get along so staff will see this and let you away with more than they let others away with.

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Hades

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:36:18
By Metalingus [1496041]
By Evil-Duck [1182047]
By Hades [1728299]
68.
Locked 33257 can beat BodyBagger 99177 with fists.


You're doing it wrong....
that isn't a rule lol

Peace


Mother of god.. He's actually right for once O: it is more of a statement than a rule


my bad. "slaps himself in the face with keyboard".

How about only locked is allowed to kick BodyBaggers ass?

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:42:17
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12. If you correct someones flawed logic then by default you are fat an live in your mothers basement


funniest 1 i read yet.

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48. If Bl0ndie is dealing with you, expect a fed sentence for breathing too loud.


Now, you clearly have some sexual attraction to me, as you tend to use my name in every post you make, but let me make it clear, i am not interested in you mate.

get over yourself, take yourself outside, and get a life?



Lmao, surely that must be it, someone mentions your TORN name and they have a sexual attraction to you...typical female.

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Laughed at the bold - Check.

Peace

& his real lover comes to the rescue.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:43:35
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...75. If someone critises your grammar that's fine, just tell them you are Dyslexic or that English isn't your first language and they will understand, those are always valid excuse's...


criticises*
excuses*

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:46:01
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By Jenocide [1282365]
...75. If someone critises your grammar that's fine, just tell them you are Dyslexic or that English isn't your first language and they will understand, those are always valid excuse's...


criticises*
excuses*


fluffy.. he's dyslexic remember

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:54:52
84. you should use the non-related forums if you want serious, well thought out and experienced advice on your love life.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 20:59:08
if you fight for your real country in WW... gonna have a bad time!

R U avin a giggle ther m8? ill bash ye fookin ead in i sware on me mum.
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Jenocide

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 21:20:20
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...75. If someone critises your grammar that's fine, just tell them you are Dyslexic or that English isn't your first language and they will understand, those are always valid excuse's...


criticises*
excuses*


What can I say? I'm lexdysic and Engerish isn't my first language.



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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 21:33:17
86. Covering your face in a photo with a black square is a great way to convince people that you're good looking, even if, in truth you are an ugly knob.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 21:37:28
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86. Covering your face in a photo with a black square is a great way to convince people that you're good looking, even if, in truth you are an ugly knob.


lol

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 21:46:37
87. Posing in your back garden in a thong and a frying pan in a desperate bid to try and win a fake online beauty contest is a MUST. This makes you look like an alpha male and 50 years of age is never too old to start!

Peace

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 21:51:09
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48. If Bl0ndie is dealing with you, expect a fed sentence for breathing too loud.


Why dont you take that giant stick form up your ass.

I have not spoken to, dealt with you, or generally bothered about your existence for as far back as i care to remember.,

Now, you clearly have some sexual attraction to me, as you tend to use my name in every post you make, but let me make it clear, i am not interested in you mate.

get over yourself, take yourself outside, and get a life?



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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 21:56:12
88. ED's posts and all posts related to the said player must be read. If you ignore these enlightening, thought out posts your anus will self destruct.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 23:00:30
89. Be sarcastic.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 23:02:16
90. It's not ED trolling. It's everyone else

Last Edited: Sun May 12, 2013 23:02:41
Since nobody can read my profile. No I do not want to join your faction nor do I plan to in the future. Your just wasting both of our time.
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