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Thread created on Thu Dec 19, 2013 02:01:58
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Here is your chance to tell us a joke.

Keep it away from OVERLY vulgar, racist, and discriminatory material. Having said that it doesn't have to be totally PC either. Remember this is PG13.

Look forward to some good laughs.





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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 03:00:05
My girlfriend said to me the other day "You never take me anywhere expensive!"
So I said "Ok, put your coat on & follow me."
She then asked "Ohh where are we going?!"
I replied "The f**king petrol station."

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 03:05:47
So my ex used to complain when she was having a period why I couldn't ever be the girl and have one.

I told her I can't be the girl, because I'm never right.

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 03:08:04
You ever notice how some women complaining why its the policeman, mailman, and manhole cover, and want them changed? No wonder they have the ladybug.

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 03:09:54
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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 03:15:08
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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 03:22:11
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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 09:07:13
^ This is pretty much why joke threads don't work.

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 09:14:27
Why did the chicken crossed the road?
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It's none of your damn business bastards!

If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:18:07
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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:23:13
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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:23:44
your existence is the biggest joke

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:30:48
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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:49:05
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:14:17
What do you get when your kid is a brat?
You know exactly who's
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blaaaaame.
The mother and the fa-ather.

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:24:29
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What do you get when your kid is a brat?
You know exactly who's
to
blaaaaame.
The mother and the fa-ather.


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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:33:01
By HochMeister [1772040]
Here is your chance to tell us a joke.

Keep it away from overly vulgar, racist, and discriminatory material. Having said that it doesn't have to be totally PC either. Remember this is PG13.

Look forward to some good laughs.



Congratulations - you just eliminated all the good ones.

Zwei peanuts vere valking down der Strasse.
Und vun was a salted
peanut.




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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:06:04
So...Many...Sickipedia...Jokes

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:11:20
By HochMeister [1772040]
You ever notice how some women complaining why its the policeman, mailman, and manhole cover, and want them changed? No wonder they have the ladybug.


"overly vulgar, racist, and discriminatory material"

Apparently sexist is more your style. At least if we're going to tell jokes just let the forum rules be the judge instead.

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:26:40
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By HochMeister [1772040]
You ever notice how some women complaining why its the policeman, mailman, and manhole cover, and want them changed? No wonder they have the ladybug.


"overly vulgar, racist, and discriminatory material"

Apparently sexist is more your style. At least if we're going to tell jokes just let the forum rules be the judge instead.


I said overly ....

Some jokes I have heard from standup are too much.

Fire away, Peter Russell does racist type humour, but its funny not offensive. Sexism is a form of discrimination.



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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:31:16
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By HochMeister [1772040]
You ever notice how some women complaining why its the policeman, mailman, and manhole cover, and want them changed? No wonder they have the ladybug.


"overly vulgar, racist, and discriminatory material"

Apparently sexist is more your style. At least if we're going to tell jokes just let the forum rules be the judge instead.


I said overly ....

Some jokes I have heard from standup are too much.

Fire away, Peter Russell does racist type humour, but its funny not offensive. Sexism is a form of discrimination.



Daniel Tosh is probably the most overly inappropriate comedian I've heard.

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 13:01:16
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My girlfriend said to me the other day "You never take me anywhere expensive!"
So I said "Ok, put your coat on & follow me."
She then asked "Ohh where are we going?!"
I replied "The f**king petrol station."


Man I laughed so hard at this, so true

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 13:27:23
Why did Osama ran away after pulling down his wife's panties..?
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Because he saw Bush there!

*ba dum tsss*

If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 13:49:19
i havent seen a good joke yet , but have seen a few offensive and discrimantory ones.

hi
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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 13:54:00
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lol !

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 14:05:17
Why don't 90 year old women get smear tests?
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Have you ever tried to open a cheese toastie?

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 14:07:57
I got to the end of Anne Franks diary last night, was surprised by the last entry...

"It's my birthday today! Dad got me a drumkit!"

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 14:15:48
I don't really know them, but Limetree, LSD, and Ted, all make me laugh... does that count?

Happy Holiday guys... I kid because I love *cough, cough*.

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 14:26:01
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What do you get when your kid is a brat?
You know exactly who's
to
blaaaaame.
The mother and the fa-ather.


:s


Kid= Baby goat.

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Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 14:35:21
Chelsea football club

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