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Posted on Sun Feb 17, 2013 23:48:00
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ED has really stepped up his trolling in recent days, and I think he deserves a round of applause.

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 02:46:02
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Should have taken her to see Die Hard.


Na, looks shit.

Peace


Worked out better for me than your cheeseball shit.


Who the hell goes on a date to the cinema, what are you like 11?

Peace


Cool girls that want to go see Die Hard on valentines day because its the antithesis of the buying heart shaped chocolates and go to fancy restaurants bullshit.


I bet you didn't even buy her ticket. BRB spending $10 on a cinema ticket. Shows how much the girl means, eh? I spent over $300 on our meal alone (not including drinks). Who is the real gentleman?

(Exchange rates may vary; £ to $ estimate at around 0.7:1)

Peace


money really does buy love, doesn't it, you delicate flower?

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 02:49:04
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Should have taken her to see Die Hard.


Na, looks shit.

Peace


Worked out better for me than your cheeseball shit.


Who the hell goes on a date to the cinema, what are you like 11?

Peace


Cool girls that want to go see Die Hard on valentines day because its the antithesis of the buying heart shaped chocolates and go to fancy restaurants bullshit.


I bet you didn't even buy her ticket. BRB spending $10 on a cinema ticket. Shows how much the girl means, eh? I spent over $300 on our meal alone (not including drinks). Who is the real gentleman?

(Exchange rates may vary; £ to $ estimate at around 0.7:1)

Peace


money really does buy love, doesn't it, you delicate flower?


I'm going to go ahead and put in my word, as a female, that I'd rather go to a movie than go out to eat somewhere *that* expensive. I like to at least try to not spend too much money, even if my guy makes six figures...



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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 02:57:32
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Sometimes it takes more than a popped collar and a few dollars to impress a girl. Maybe you tried to hard. Sometimes acting like you dont give a f**k works well. Send her a message and throw a small insult, youll be surprised how far it goes when she thinks that you thought you stepped down a level to go out with her.

Worst case scenario, tell her to f**k off and move on.


Oi, you know nothing, there's a hell of alot more to me than my cash and my collar. I'm very handsome and actually have a wonderful personality, any girl would be lucky to have me. If I were to guess she maybe was intimidated, but hey, it's all maybes right now.

I'm not gonna tell this girl to f**k off, I am not as immature as you.

Peace



Right, thats why im married and didnt get that rejection text 8 years ago......

But whatever dude, enjoy!

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 03:40:20
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Sometimes it takes more than a popped collar and a few dollars to impress a girl. Maybe you tried to hard. Sometimes acting like you dont give a f**k works well. Send her a message and throw a small insult, youll be surprised how far it goes when she thinks that you thought you stepped down a level to go out with her.

Worst case scenario, tell her to f**k off and move on.


Oi, you know nothing, there's a hell of alot more to me than my cash and my collar. I'm very handsome and actually have a wonderful personality, any girl would be lucky to have me. If I were to guess she maybe was intimidated, but hey, it's all maybes right now.

I'm not gonna tell this girl to f**k off, I am not as immature as you.

Peace



Right, thats why im married and didnt get that rejection text 8 years ago......

But whatever dude, enjoy!


Dont be so harsh on the poor kid, he is delicate for goodness sakes!

But hey ED why not switch it up and go both ways, it will double your odds of finding someone.






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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 06:18:53
Everyone taking the piss is merely jealous, that I get myself in these situations and actually speak to females.

@TedThomas - sounds like you found someone to watch crappy tv programmes with....enjoy lol.

@Spock - Maybe you just haven't found anyone interesting to date yet, as the movies is such a bad idea. I make enough, I should be able to spend what I want, on whom I want.

@Cadillac - It was a Facebook message and the hotness of the girl does actually play a factor. I could get married today to someone if I wanted, it isn't really an achievement.

@RowdyRedneck - Do one you dry lunch.

Peace

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 06:26:41
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@Spock - Maybe you just haven't found anyone interesting to date yet, as the movies is such a bad idea. I make enough, I should be able to spend what I want, on whom I want.

Peace


xD

Why is going to a movie a bad idea? To be clear, I've been with my guy for 8 months, I definitely find him interesting enough. But I want a break on valentines day, and just relaxing and doing something not as formal is much nicer than a crazy expensive dinner.

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 06:51:49
Well done boy this is one of the funniest threads you have ever made

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 08:08:10
I'm guessing this is a new form of trolling for ED. The illiterate autistic bit got old did it?

Any who, on the off chance that hes not, heres where you went wrong. If you try too hard with girls, they'll see it and wonder why. Then translates in their head that if your trying that hard, they must be higher on some form of social scale and then go for someone who is equal to their "coolness". This applies to the younger ones, the older females (usually) appreciate a gentlemen.

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 08:26:00

By -rob- [65426]
Rated +

ED has really stepped up his trolling in recent days, and I think he deserves a round of applause.




I hadn't taken a hard look since Friday, but there's been a lot of trolling slipped past this weekend.

Maybe someone is on vacation or something.



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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 13:33:03
Our Evil-Duck is back in action!!

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 13:50:52
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By Evil-Duck [1182047]
By Cadillac [929733]
Sometimes it takes more than a popped collar and a few dollars to impress a girl. Maybe you tried to hard. Sometimes acting like you dont give a f**k works well. Send her a message and throw a small insult, youll be surprised how far it goes when she thinks that you thought you stepped down a level to go out with her.

Worst case scenario, tell her to f**k off and move on.


Oi, you know nothing, there's a hell of alot more to me than my cash and my collar. I'm very handsome and actually have a wonderful personality, any girl would be lucky to have me. If I were to guess she maybe was intimidated, but hey, it's all maybes right now.

I'm not gonna tell this girl to f**k off, I am not as immature as you.

Peace



Right, thats why im married and didnt get that rejection text 8 years ago......

But whatever dude, enjoy!


Dont be so harsh on the poor kid, he is delicate for goodness sakes!

But hey ED why not switch it up and go both ways, it will double your odds of finding someone.





Actually he has in IRC said he does swing both ways.

I personally think he needs to wait till his voice has broken, before telling a girl about his SAS background, owning a zoo in Botswana which the government then burnt down, being a multi millionaire from his days as a stockbroker, his criminal background where he served time for murder and of course his UFC background.

Though now we all know how delicate a soul he is, i think we all need to be a lot nicer to poor lil ducky.



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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 17:31:32
First of all, I am not trolling, this is a legit story. I pasted the flipping message, what more do you want?!!

Cynic, keep mocking my life, it will get you nowhere. And my zoo was in Uganda FYI.

Peace

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 19:54:26
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Everyone taking the piss is merely jealous, that I get myself in these situations and actually speak to females.

@TedThomas - sounds like you found someone to watch crappy tv programmes with....enjoy lol.


Better than finding someone that rejects you for being a pussy.



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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 20:52:38

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First of all, I am not trolling, this is a legit story. I pasted the flipping message, what more do you want?!!


Past history is against you. By way of example, you also promised to "quit and/or post a picture of me inc my face and my name" if HT was still around on Jan 02,

Alas, none of those things happened.

Lonestar lying about eating underwear for charity, Evil Duck lying about quitting... all in all, January was a tough month for truth and decency in Torn City.



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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 20:59:01
f**k her sister /thread



"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak... Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 21:22:41
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First of all, I am not trolling, this is a legit story. I pasted the flipping message, what more do you want?!!


Past history is against you. By way of example, you also promised to "quit and/or post a picture of me inc my face and my name" if HT was still around on Jan 02,

Alas, none of those things happened.

Lonestar lying about eating underwear for charity, Evil Duck lying about quitting... all in all, January was a tough month for truth and decency in Torn City.


I explained why TORN did not deserve the treat I had in store for it.

@Pyrogram, she doesn't have a sister, but I couldn't do that to her anyway. It sounds silly but I didn't even care for sex with her, she was so cute. Her birthday was late January, I don't care what anyone here thinks of it but it was her 16th birthday, I know I know "SHES JUST A YOUNG GIRL" but she was actually mature and I respected her alot.
Anyway, /Dear diary

Peace

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 21:34:30

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I explained why TORN did not deserve the treat I had in store for it.


Another lie!

Is there no end to your infamy, sir?

It's your sort that cheapens the sanctity of the Internets!


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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 21:36:38
I treat woman like shit and in return I get laid. I spend barely any money and in return I get laid. Is it right? no. Do I care? no.


I will do constructive criticism via mail. IG: coseph8
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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 21:42:32
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I treat woman like shit and in return I get laid. I spend barely any money and in return I get laid. Is it right? no. Do I care? no.


Strong username to post content ratio.

@MexicanGuy (forgot name on this reply to thread page), sorry if my life is so fantastic and unbelievable lol

Peace

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 22:14:28
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I treat woman like shit and in return I get laid. I spend barely any money and in return I get laid. Is it right? no. Do I care? no.


Strong username to post content ratio.

@MexicanGuy (forgot name on this reply to thread page), sorry if my life is so fantastic and unbelievable lol

Peace


One has to wonder why you didn't use your patented "Evil Duck's guide to picking up chicks." Worked for me!

And now, now. Owning a farm in Rwanda is a pretty astonishing feat.


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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 22:27:52
So you drove to pick up a 16 year old you met online, took her out for a $300 meal, licked chocolate off her chin and was hoping for it to go somewhere, are you one of those people you hear about on the news.

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 23:23:39
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First of all, I am not trolling, this is a legit story. I pasted the flipping message, what more do you want?!!


Past history is against you. By way of example, you also promised to "quit and/or post a picture of me inc my face and my name" if HT was still around on Jan 02,

Alas, none of those things happened.

Lonestar lying about eating underwear for charity, Evil Duck lying about quitting... all in all, January was a tough month for truth and decency in Torn City.


I explained why TORN did not deserve the treat I had in store for it.


Peace


I guess you should go about getting your Torn tattoo removed then huh?


Me- "I received a 30 day ban, then 4 days later I noticed it became a 60 day ban. Why?

Staff- "Because I can" DIRECT QUOTE

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 23:25:54
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First of all, I am not trolling, this is a legit story. I pasted the flipping message, what more do you want?!!


Past history is against you. By way of example, you also promised to "quit and/or post a picture of me inc my face and my name" if HT was still around on Jan 02,

Alas, none of those things happened.

Lonestar lying about eating underwear for charity, Evil Duck lying about quitting... all in all, January was a tough month for truth and decency in Torn City.


I explained why TORN did not deserve the treat I had in store for it.


Peace


I guess you should go about getting your Torn tattoo removed then huh?


Already had that laser'd , TORN.com made their bed, they can lie in it.

Peace

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Posted on Mon Feb 18, 2013 23:29:45
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By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

By Evil-Duck [1182047]
First of all, I am not trolling, this is a legit story. I pasted the flipping message, what more do you want?!!


Past history is against you. By way of example, you also promised to "quit and/or post a picture of me inc my face and my name" if HT was still around on Jan 02,

Alas, none of those things happened.

Lonestar lying about eating underwear for charity, Evil Duck lying about quitting... all in all, January was a tough month for truth and decency in Torn City.


I explained why TORN did not deserve the treat I had in store for it.


Peace


I guess you should go about getting your Torn tattoo removed then huh?


Already had that laser'd , TORN.com made their bed, they can lie in it.

Peace


Just a shame people who saw it didn't realize that 'moc.nrot' was referring to this game. Free advertisement in the showers and all. Would have loved to have a flux of pansexual body builders running around Torn.

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 00:19:53
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Go out with her sister



And her mom

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 00:41:35
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Go out with her sister



And her mom


And their dog

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 00:55:34
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First of all, I am not trolling, this is a legit story. I pasted the flipping message, what more do you want?!!

Peace


I spoke to this girl too.




The argument is.... you can paste or make up a conversation. there is no proof. BOOM!

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 01:22:48

By Evil-Duck [1182047]
@MexicanGuy (forgot name on this reply to thread page), sorry if my life is so fantastic and unbelievable lol


Humbug, I say! Humbug to your middle-school chicanery! Does a word leave your mouth that is not a foul lie?

When a man fails as miserably as you to deliver on promises that he made, there are consequences. You gave your word, sir! And a man who will not honour his word is no man at all!

You lie like Lonestar!



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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 04:47:39
Do you even lift bro?



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