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SuperZoot
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Thread created on Mon Jan 21, 2013 17:22:15
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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.
The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that.
About a week later she`s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!”
The doctor says, “I`m sorry, we didn`t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”
“Nah,” she says, “that`s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”
omg thats funny
Last Edited: Mon Jan 21, 2013 17:33:29
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Silent-Rage
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Posted on Mon Jan 21, 2013 17:26:14
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Proper grammar wouldn't hurt if you're trying to claim a Byron poem as your own. Also, next time, pick a less famous one.
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SuperZoot
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Posted on Mon Jan 21, 2013 17:26:57
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Ninja29
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Posted on Mon Jan 21, 2013 17:40:01
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Thats not even funny. tbh.
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gingerderick
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Posted on Mon Jan 21, 2013 17:47:03
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it is to me lol
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Posted on Mon Jan 21, 2013 18:38:22
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Hmm... no, not funny.
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SuperZoot
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Posted on Mon Jan 21, 2013 18:52:52
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ok how do i delete it ???
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Hypocritical
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Posted on Mon Jan 21, 2013 19:54:50
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just let it die, or ask staff to grave the thread if you are in that much of a hurry
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SuperZoot
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Posted on Mon Jan 21, 2013 21:20:46
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ok thanks
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Posted on Tue Jan 22, 2013 01:31:58
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Why didn't the witch wear any panties?
She wanted a better grip on her broomstick.
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Posted on Tue Jan 22, 2013 08:25:32
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By GrkManga49 [10856]
Why didn't the witch wear any panties?
She wanted a better grip on her broomstick. |
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Posted on Tue Jan 22, 2013 14:59:42
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