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Thread created on Fri Dec 14, 2012 05:10:31
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create a story using you, an iguana, an iron curtain, farming, parties, and Nickola tesla

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Posted on Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:18:51
Electricity crackled in the air. The giant bulbous machine hissed and cracked as it was lined up with the two interloping iron sheets. A lone bead of sweat ran down Nicolai Teslas forehead as he aimed the machine. If he was off by just one fraction of an inch the live iguana behind the sheet of metal would be cooked alive.

There was not a movement in the room. Not a single movement in the party of thirty including me. I dont even know why Id been invited to see this extraordinary mans retirement from science. His last ever experiment. Perhaps it had something to do with my knowing him before he had achieved greatness. Before all this we were farmhands. Nobody ever knew and I doubted anyone would ever know that the great scientist before them had once been a farm boy with a dream.

He pulls a gigantic lever. There is a flash of yellow light. Teslas hair stands on end like genius personified and, as if by magic, the sheets part like iron curtains.

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Posted on Tue Jan 01, 2013 17:58:44
Once upon a time, there was a Torn player called Kirovakiller, who decided that he'd had enough of kicking in people's faces whom he didn't even know. It was, however, a bad time to try and talk about it in the middle of a Party at the Casino. The room was silent, as suspicion dawned on the minds of the Bartender's Iguana. Kirovakiller looked into the Iguana's eyes, and they both thought whether they had something in common. They did - they were both drunk...

This Party was in a farm, a sheep farm to be exact. That made no difference to how hard the ground was when Kirovakiller was thrown out of the party. The Iguana stuck his nose in the air, blew a raspberry (which was very hard to do with a thin, forked tongue), and shut the cat-flap. Kirovakiller wished he'd been sensible, but instead of doing something productive, he remained senseless on the floor...he dreamed...and dreamed...and dreamed...
Suddenly, there was a Crash nearby, which jolted him to his senses (there weren't too many left...). It was a Tesla Coil, dropped out of the sky! Attached to it was a note: "This device goes active in 5 seconds, so stop reading this and find a crumpet! Signed: Nikola Tesla"

By the time Kirovakiller had turned around, of course, it was too late. There was a massive bolt of lightning from the Tesla coil, which catapaulted the helpless, limp lump of flab straight through the window. It was an impressive feat - the window wasn't even open.

The party guests were sore troubled and amazed, not only at the fact that they had a Kirovakiller spitting out lightning all over the nice new carpet, but the fact that he'd created a huge dent in the Iron curtains on the other side of the room. What would the health inspector say...?

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Posted on Mon Apr 15, 2013 20:12:23
Once upon a time i opened a thread which said
"create a story using you, an iguana, an iron curtain, farming, parties, and Nickola tesla"
And so i did, the end

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Posted on Mon Jul 08, 2013 21:04:47
i have come to far to go home.They said ide never make it.They said ide never make a name for my self but i came to tourn city and even though i got a tough start i hauled ass and eneyone who challanged me i cleaved into oblivian with my claymore my journey isnt finished yet but im on my way to the top and im not looking back

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