It's like hanging with the cool kids in the park drinking cheap cider...
I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THOSE CHILDREN! They're nothing but trouble. Drinking alcohol, stealing sweets... not washing their hands when they come in from school... Do you want to get sick, Sweeney? Do you?
I was literally just watching porn before I checked the forums. Skeezy old stepdad was hitting on his stepdaughter (shoolgirl uniform, all that, you know the drill) and their conversation went like this:
"What if mom finds out?"
"Who cares? I only dated her to get to you (creeeep)"
"Really?"
"Yeah, poor smelly dried up c**t"
"You really mean that?"
"I do"
/kiss
By Skunkdoctor [1371548]
I was literally just watching porn before I checked the forums. Skeezy old stepdad was hitting on his stepdaughter (shoolgirl uniform, all that, you know the drill) and their conversation went like this:
"What if mom finds out?"
"Who cares? I only dated her to get to you (creeeep)"
"Really?"
"Yeah, poor smelly dried up c**t"
"You really mean that?"
"I do"
/kiss
I do like it when it's a bit romantic like that Gives it a more authentic feel. Makes you think you're watching a Hugh Grant movie, except with more grunting and swearing. Plus the gratuitous sex, of course, but that's an afterthought when there's such a heartwarming story of forbidden love.
Yeah man, I also like when they're really considerate. Like this one I saw where a mom was making her son watch her have sex with a thuggish looking black guy. The kid tries to walk out of the room and the guy is like "don't forget your old skateboard skateboard". I dunno why he said it twice, maybe to make sure he heard. Anyway moms was like "you leave this room your grounded!" So he stayed and watched.
Then tis other time this chick had a hold on the back of this other chick's head/hair and was ramming her face back ad forth on some dude. She started like, gagging and wrenched her face away, turned to the other chick, and straight puked all over her (I think she was trying to spit on her or call her a bitch or something and the puke was all gravy baby). So these chicks start a straight up catfight, spitting and puking and slapping and hair pulling, but they are having difficulty because they are still getting railed by a room full of dudes. So its like 2 cats on ropes tied to trees that just go crazy at each other when they happen to swing close to each other.
By Skunkdoctor [1371548]
Yeah man, I also like when they're really considerate. Like this one I saw where a mom was making her son watch her have sex with a thuggish looking black guy. The kid tries to walk out of the room and the guy is like "don't forget your old skateboard skateboard". I dunno why he said it twice, maybe to make sure he heard. Anyway moms was like "you leave this room your grounded!" So he stayed and watched.
Then tis other time this chick had a hold on the back of this other chick's head/hair and was ramming her face back ad forth on some dude. She started like, gagging and wrenched her face away, turned to the other chick, and straight puked all over her (I think she was trying to spit on her or call her a bitch or something and the puke was all gravy baby). So these chicks start a straight up catfight, spitting and puking and slapping and hair pulling, but they are having difficulty because they are still getting railed by a room full of dudes. So its like 2 cats on ropes tied to trees that just go crazy at each other when they happen to swing close to each other.
not to mention those two poor girls having to share the same cup, having to be in contact with the other's saliva.
ewww, gross.
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Gives it a more authentic feel. Makes you think you're watching a Hugh Grant movie, except with more grunting and swearing. Plus the gratuitous sex, of course, but that's an afterthought when there's such a heartwarming story of forbidden love.
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