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Posted on Wed Apr 17, 2013 18:27:57
Granted, it used to be a dump though...

I wish I had a lot POSITIVE luck, like winning actual prices like money lotteries and find wallets with money in them WITHOUT negative repercussions... ^^

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Posted on Fri Apr 19, 2013 17:29:39
By Danny_ [75604]

I wish I had a lot POSITIVE luck, like winning actual prices like money lotteries and find wallets with money in them WITHOUT negative repercussions... ^^


Granted!

You have won an unimaginable amount of prices. Tags and stickers are sent in bulk from around the world directly to your home.
Lists of prices from local grocery stores have made their way to your doorstep.
You also get Sunday newspaper advertisements from every department store in the country.
Restaurants also send you menus with the prices included.

Godspeed Danny_, you have a lot of bargain shopping to research.


I wish for a director's chair with my name scribed on it and a well written script to manipulate.


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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 04:20:45
Granted!

unfortunately your chair broke and you had to spend many thousands of dollars on a new chair and surgery to replace the many shatered bones you recieved when you stupidly placed your faulty chair next to a cliff and fell over the edge when your chair colapsed under your weight.

As for your well written manipulated script, you manipulated it so much that it changed from a G rated movie to an R18 porno and you are facing many years in prison for forgetting to change the rating it before releasing your movie 'Candyworld'
You were also given a $100,000 fine for your wrong doings.

I wish for a pony that poops electronic devices

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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 06:06:26
Granted!

Who am I to judge?!

Your Dandy Defecator 3000 has been delivered right to your door. It is essential that you follow the directions, especially those regarding the feeding and care of your new DD3k.

As you must know, the DD3k requires a steady intake of direct current. I do hope that you've prepared your circuitry and reminding you of the tragic consequences that Mr. Phil Leigh faced by not caring for the charge his DD3k sorely needed.

The Dandy will reward you handsomely with portable 8-track players.


I wish for peace and harmony a pair of attachable eyebrows that look like they'd belong to Andy Rooney.

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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:32:03
Granted!

Your perfectly gray, perfectly huge and not so perfectly groomed attachable eyebrows finally arrive after 3 terribly LONG weeks. The delay was caused due to the two drunken, homeless men charged with digging up the old coots grave to get the ORIGINALS for you went on a heroin binge and lost track of time.

You put them on after soaking them in rubbing alcohol for an hour and dried them in the microwave. Aside the wet dog smell and slight tinge of burnt hair wafting across your nostrils you are ecstatic. However, the weight of said eyebrows must have been too much to handle and you pass out. Upon awakening, 60 minutes is going off the air on your 1980 RCA JUMBO 1000 television set explodes burning your lovely eyebrows to nothing......

I wish for blowup doll made of Italian leather with a beer coozy attachment.

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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 19:32:12
Granted!

(I'm so glad to see you here Slick!)

I've acquired the most special and new doll to fit your needs.
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This is the prototype used to make your custom doll. The hardest part that I had with the construction of the doll is finding the right Italian to gather the skin leather from.

So I opted with this wonderful specimen:
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The chest hair, oh that beautiful chest hair will tickle your nose and make you giggle like a school girl.

Finding a suitable location for the beer coozy is a no-brainer, since the prototype is brainless it's easy to pop your beer right into the top of the headpiece. With no teeth, I belieb this is the perfect gift for you.

God Speed.


I wish for free gasoline for one year.



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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 21:38:08
Granted, you get free gasoline for a year but your car and any other mode transport you ride keeps breaking down costing you a fortune...

I wish I was in absolute FULL control of my own Deathclaw army... ^^

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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 22:12:38
Granted! but they get fed up with your commands and betray you

I wish i was multi millionaire

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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 22:28:02
By Danny_ [75604]
Granted, you get free gasoline for a year but your car and any other mode transport you ride keeps breaking down costing you a fortune...

I wish I was in absolute FULL control of my own Deathclaw army... ^^


Sorry, took so long that someone else posted. Gotta act as if bud....

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Granted!

(I'm so glad to see you here Slick!)





What can I say? You inspired me.

Granted!

You are Supreme ruler of the Deathclaw Army. To ensure that you have the ultimate Deathclaw Army, your fierce soldiers are re-engineered using only the DNA from the greatest, most dominant military leaders in the history of the world. As you march your Army over the Bering Straight to kick the living shit out of the Chinese, you are send a telegram:

"Attention Supreme Leader of the Ultimate Deathclaw Army:
We are sorry for the late notice but diagnostics have just been completed on the prototype Soldier for your Army. We have some good news.... and some bad news. The good news is the genes of Alexander the Great have shown up to have overtaken most of the other donator genes of Hitler, Stalin, Cobra Commander,Darth Vadar and Gargamel. This means that your soldiers will be the most effective soldiers of all time, granted you can stop yourself from evolving into a greedy bastard and know when it's time to head home and reap your benefits of kicking the crap out of most the known world. The bad news is while Alexander was one of the greatest conquerors in history, he was a pole stuffer. Please be aware and try not to let your soldiers minds idle. End Message."

During your trek over the Bering Sea, which for some odd reason your men would only do on the backs of elephants, The most severe storm to be seen in the last 50 years ( Blow bye from last seasons Deadliest Catch) closes down on your army forcing them to set up camp and wait it out.

2 weeks later your army has been decimated by the AIDS virus which has been extremely accelerated due to the lack of any foreign toxins in your most perfect soldiers bodies. ( To keep warm during the storm soldiers huddled together, leading to kissing, hugging, Ginormous, DEATHCLAW, cock stuffing parties and eventually mass spreading of the virus which was initially contracted from one of your soldiers getting much too comfortable with his elephant.)

The remaining soldiers is not enough to field a soccer team and you run home with your pride crushed to the point you hang up your dreams to rule the universe and take up knitting.......

I wish for the most perfect, life sustaining, indestructible and impenetrable condo on Mars....

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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 22:58:48
Granted! Mars is destroyed by the people of Venus though. Your indestructible condo is now just orbiting the sun on a small plate of rock.

I wish for to become the president of america

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Posted on Wed Apr 24, 2013 22:01:07
Granted! Within a week of being president, Al-Qaeda drop bombs on the white house killing you and your guards

I wish to become a formula 1 driver and team up with Lewis Hamilton

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Posted on Thu Apr 25, 2013 13:04:36
Granted! No one comes forward to sponsor you

I wish to own a home on moon.

Buying medical items. Check bazaar.
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Posted on Thu Apr 25, 2013 13:27:12
Granted, but you have no way to get there as spaceships are too expensive for you.
Eventually astronauts start squatting in there and after a few years it becomes legally theirs...

I wish this wish gets granted by a hot girl... ^^

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Posted on Thu Apr 25, 2013 16:39:19
Gran...

Hey Danny_, have you forgotten where you are?!

Hot Anime chicks only exist in your dreams. This is Torn City and the only "hot girl" that exists here would be engulfed in flames.

I understand that if you visit the Personals section of our newspaper there are plenty of "hot girls" to choose from. Just be careful Danny_, some of them may be...hot boys in disguise!


I wish that teachers would stress the importance of proper grammar in our schools and not just worry about what their assessment testing scores are.


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Posted on Thu Apr 25, 2013 16:56:41
Granted, but the kids still forget everything about grammar when going online...

I wish the pizza I'm having tonight will be extra delicious... ^^

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Posted on Thu Apr 25, 2013 17:02:32
Granted. You will get an extremely delicious pizza... half-eaten by 'someone'.

My wish - Have super powers

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Posted on Thu Apr 25, 2013 17:15:51
Granted! The power to attract animals.

I wish I could stay 18 for the rest of my life

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Posted on Thu Apr 25, 2013 17:27:34
Granted, you and only you are now "frozen" in time for a full lifetime when you unfreeze you instantly die of old age.

I wish the person who will grant this wish turns into hot girl (with all the proper girl parts) madly in love with me...

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Posted on Fri Apr 26, 2013 02:56:36
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Granted, you and only you are now "frozen" in time for a full lifetime when you unfreeze you instantly die of old age.

I wish the person who will grant this wish turns into hot girl (with all the proper girl parts) madly in love with me...


Granted. But now I'm so hot that you touch me and burn to death.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

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me: Mistake*

friend of unnamed staff: You are heading for a long forum ban if you keep up your trolling mate.

Lesson learned: Correct spelling mistakes for an instant forum ban!
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Posted on Fri Apr 26, 2013 07:34:47
Granted!

A blue eyed & groovy blonde haired man wearing a robe with sandals swoops you up to the sky in a flash.

Shh, shh. Don't speak, just take it all in.

What a waste, you could've had a stellar genie.


I wish for 3 more people to play cards with.

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Posted on Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:57:35
Granted, but they are all much better then you. You soon decide not wanting to play cards with them any more..

I wish people would get lost in my eyes... ^^

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Posted on Fri Apr 26, 2013 16:59:17
Granted! But you look at yourself in the mirror and get lost in your own eyes

I wish for an immortal life

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Posted on Fri Apr 26, 2013 17:20:47
Granted!

The immortal life you wished for belongs to the yippy dog next door. With the immortality comes strength and a good set of lungs. This little guy drives you mad, day and night.
Yip yip yip
It doesn't stop. It will never stop.

Your city has received so many complaints about this little pooch that it was deemed neglect and you were awarded custody. With his immortality, you will have your lifetime to spend with the little guy.

Congratulations!


I wish that these last seasons of Dexter and Breaking Bad don't end like Seinfeld, Roseanne or The Sopranos.

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Posted on Sat Apr 27, 2013 13:09:19
Granted, but your TV breaks down every time you try to watch...

I wish I could redo my life with all the knowledge I have know...

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Posted on Sat May 04, 2013 03:52:25
Granted!

When you were born everyone was in awe of your amazing intellect and uncanny abilities to make the absolute perfect choices in your life. No one could believe that a 2 year old could type flawlessly and masturbate in perfect sync while watching the Disney channel.

Too bad that your insane addiction to Torn city made you dumber each time you logged in. Because you could never resist the urge to log in, your magical and uncanny knowledge for such a young man began to fade. One day you woke up, the exact same age you are now, only with a little less knowledge than you had before that crazy wish. Thanks Ched.......

I wish I had the ability to read peoples thoughts...

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Posted on Sat May 04, 2013 23:17:31
Granted. Now there are thousands of voices screaming in your head at the same time in diferent languages.

I wish to create a new epic masterpiece song that express the ultimate joy for everyone that hears it.

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Posted on Sun May 05, 2013 00:32:12
Granted, now everyone ONLY listens to your song and nothing else will ever happen. Thanks a lot you just doomed humankind...


I wish for an awesome car with talented driver who drives responsibly... ^^

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Posted on Sun May 05, 2013 12:16:51
Granted! but your talented driver partied really hard, got drunk and crashed your awesome car killing you along with himself

I wish life was easy

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Posted on Sun May 05, 2013 12:22:14
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Granted! but your talented driver partied really hard, got drunk and crashed your awesome car killing you along with himself


How is that driving responsible?!

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Posted on Sat May 11, 2013 00:00:33
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I wish life was easy


Granted, you are now fully crippled (close to being a vegetable) but thanks to an error in the healthcare system you are now treated as a VIP for free, for the rest of your life...

I wish I could control time.

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