A hefty wish has been thrown down. Your cheerful genie of the day will happily grant your wish.
Casting is serious business and only a responsible magician should be granted the power to cast any old wish so you shall be encased in an impenetrable bubble (with full life support, of course) and lifted into the upper atmosphere.
You are free to shoot off any spell from your new magic wand but for your own safety, you need to be reminded of the structure you are now going to call home. Any spell cast off will undoubtedly come back upon you which sadly you learn too quickly with your first fireball spell.
The fire consumes your wand and slowly burns your body. Without your wand you are completely helpless to cast any other spells.
You will be a light in our sky until you have succumbed to the slow burn just like a big nightlight.
Granted. your life is now in fastforward.it was lonely as everyone you knew or loved died back at the start.as you speed on you realise you will be the last person who knew or cared for you.
Granted.
Sparkles of stars flow around your penis which splits into two giving you immense pain. However when it was over, you had two penises.
Now do what you want with them but people will think you're mutated. There is no way to reverse this wish for it is permanent. You may find a person who would admire you or you may live your life in despair.
By raypaul [865369]
Granted.
You can now predict the future.so there is nothing left to say except,what happens next?
What's it (i wish for)?
Oh hell no! You've done it now!
This wish is so lame it hath woken one of the most feared of the Corrupted Wish Genies: GayBadBoy
He hath come to teach you how to annihilate someone’s wish
If you go back in the annals of time, you will see that not leaving a wish or leaving a purposeful vague wish leaves you more open than a Edward Norton in a prison shower scene.
So your wish is for us to know your true identity:
If you go back to one of my classic corruptions, you will notice that Charles Nelson Riley had a sexy party going on with a young man in the top row of an episode of All-Star-Corrupt-A-Match-Game? That sexy friend was you.
I wish this posting will cause all kinds of controversy, fear, anxiety, gnashing of teeth, and weeping at the wakening of GayBadBoy, most evil of corruptors.
By Danny_ [75604]
Granted, though after the first few seconds, people realize you're just another Harley fag (as explained on Southpark) and boo you off...
I wish for a sandwich... ^^
Granted, you become the meat in a gay sandwich. Oops!
With your granting abilities of late, you are handed a water gun with a 20 oz. bottle of water for ammo. A nice winter's night is the perfect time for you to be outside playing with your new toy.
I double dog dare you to stick your tongue to the flag pole.
I wish to know: Should I take the box or what's behind curtain #3?
With your granting abilities of late, you are handed a water gun with a 20 oz. bottle of water for ammo. A nice winter's night is the perfect time for you to be outside playing with your new toy.
I double dog dare you to stick your tongue to the flag pole.
I wish to know: Should I take the box or what's behind curtain #3?
Granted baby...Oh yeah It's time for the Big Deal! GypsyTears. Nice petals by the way!
You recently won the Zonk - Dragon car ... breaking emission standards in 46 states and all of Europe!
Are you willing to give this up to go for the Big Deal??
Okay here it goes. You have three options. Door number one...what's that? Your pistals and stamens are sure they want the box....well missy we don't have a box during the Big Deal! We have door number....what's that little petal to the metal? You want door number three?
Wow okay let's see what you didn't pick!
Door number 1: A National Lampoons Vacation!
Door number 2: A brand new (to you) home!
And your choice, door number three:
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A chance at love on the Dating Game!
Your episode will feature three of the most eligible bachelors in Love Canal, New York!
A failed run for VP of our nation won't stop this meathead:
Ursula the Sea Witch had a love child with Billy Idol, and you could have their spawn:
And this long time resident and local statesman, seen at the corner every day preaching to the masses:
I wish for a tall ship, and a star to sail her by.
Granted. Your tall ship arrives,carrying the star of all the places you wish to visit.but as you run toward your dream,you stumble and fall.A kindly sailor catches you.... you realise the tall ship and star are held within his arms.
For you Danny_, I searched high and low. I wanted your tail to be somewhat unique, just like you.
The procedure to attach your new tail was monumental. Your own skin was stretched and twisted. You were also given a large blanket of skin from a recently deceased obese and elderly man, just to have something to fill in the extra space.
The weight of the tail will keep you stationary. Your body is not capable of sustaining life to your new appendage and it has been slowly dying from the moment it was attached.
The toxins from the dead flesh are circulating through your system and you are expected to perish in one month, if you're lucky.
Good news, with the foul odors coming from your home, the feral cats in your neighborhood have been easy to capture.
By GypsyTears [1288842]
For you Danny_, I searched high and low. I wanted your tail to be somewhat unique, just like you.
The procedure to attach your new tail was monumental. Your own skin was stretched and twisted. You were also given a large blanket of skin from a recently deceased obese and elderly man, just to have something to fill in the extra space.
The weight of the tail will keep you stationary. Your body is not capable of sustaining life to your new appendage and it has been slowly dying from the moment it was attached.
The toxins from the dead flesh are circulating through your system and you are expected to perish in one month, if you're lucky.
Good news, with the foul odors coming from your home, the feral cats in your neighborhood have been easy to capture.
Granted, he quits and all his work is destroyed but as compensation for him, he is granted immortality and is given your name and address. He takes it upon himself to destroy anything you strive for until you die.
I wish the tree outside my house grew pizza instead of fruit.
1 shares in ISTC have been sold for $364. You can withdraw your check from the bank, or wait for it to be credited to your account in 24 hours.
Granted, though its hard to get them off the branches in one piece and you always seem to only get pizza toppings you don't like...
Also some of the toppings start rotting very quickly and end up stinking up the neighbourhood.
I wish for all my favourite animé girls to come to life and start pleasing me... ^^
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