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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 03:00:54
granted but everyone in tc puts a bounty on you

i wish i had the money to put a bounty on you

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 03:05:08
Granted!!! You have 220,000 dollars on hand but you see a lollipop for the same price, and you buy it!!

I wish I had some skittles

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 03:10:54
granted but its actually a guy you met in jail

i wish i had someone to share this lollipop with

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 03:32:54
Granted!! You share it with Medea!!!!

I wish I had more friends

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 04:37:31
Granted! but they all turned on you and you were left alone in the streets and had to live the life of a hobo! You suddenly found your talent in begging and even convinced someone to give you 100 mil for charity... lol, and you became rich. Unfortunately, you were killed the next day by secret assassins... hired by your friends...

I still wish I can win the lottery. besides that, I wish for better battle stats.

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 03:46:03
Granted!!! You win the lottery, and you're placed under the "protection" of casino guards, but unfortunately the "guards" turn out to be enraged players who want a slice of your profit, you spend the next week living in the hospital unable to spend your new found wealth.

I wish I had a water slide in my backyard

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 03:47:28
granted.but some rob u.
i want dp

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 03:47:46
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I wish I had more friends


Granted, but they soon realize why you had few friends
and leave you to find more


I wish had a 5 star property broker

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 09:10:03
granted.but all the star drop off.

i want my company to reach star 5 fast

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:07:54
granted, but after a hour it start to drop to 1

i wish i have a complete upgrade to my ford gt40

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:41:59
Granted,but while racing in it, your car explodes forcing u to start all over with a new Ford GT40.

I wish for a mansion that has a safe filled with 1 million for my wifey and me to live happy on.


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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:46:33
Granted.. Then you were fedded...

I wish all the best for the next person to post here

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 13:04:43
granted!.............but then bad things have started to happen...a book shelf fell on me, i tripped over my own foot and i got attacked in the garden by a swarm of bees...thanks

i wish my dog could take herself for a walk

He doesn't love me enough to make it himself, but he loves me just enough to buy it for me.....<3 Andy-
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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:26:05
granted but while your dog was having a walk car hit him..

i wish someone will give me a PI

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:28:25
Granted, your dog has learned to take herself for a walk and has come home pregnant, and no one wants the pups.

I wish the river would thaw

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 16:18:44
Granted, but you find yourself in North Dakota ravaged by floods. You and your house float down the river. Soon you find yourself in the Missouri River, then the Mississippi, and you land in New Orleans where Body adopts you and takes you on a tour of the French Quarter, where you fall in lust with some hot number and become their dungeon slave. Body spends a year searching for you, but gives up exhausted and you are never seen or heard from again!

I wish I could keep on my creative streak!

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 16:48:39
Granted ..but now the creativeness isn't more creativeness...the "child art" is now considered creativeness and the people begin to think you are retarded.
xD

i wish nothing...c'mon corrupt this if you can

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 16:58:05
Granted! But since you wished nothing I put you in space and you died from radioactive rays in less then .05 seconds.

I wish we had hot days coming -_-.


Edited by: LadyDarko on 31/03/09 at 4:58:40 PM

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 17:59:23
OP Intervention with a Public Service Announcement!

[color= blue] HOLY CRAP! It's been a big week for the OP, so we're handing out MILLIONS of Dollars In Prizes on April First ALL DAY. Any posts made from March 29th onward will be eligible* for Awards !!! Best Prizes will go to the Best Posts !![/color]
(*please note: shit posts with no relevance and not in the established Corrupt A Wish form will simply get ignored. Begging is a guarantee of no prizes.)

[color= blue] Prizes Include Weapons, Named Prizes, Armour (non shite!) and Drugs Galore![/color]

I wish to award all kinds of items! Biggest Prizes and Quantity thus far !! E


Edited by: 0ffline on 31/03/09 at 5:59:47 PM

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 17:59:59
i wish i had a dp and lodza friends

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 18:02:49
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i wish i had a dp and lodza friends


Thick as paint this one.

I wish to help the TC Economy...

Thank you, we have placed your bounty.

> Back to bounty list


Bring ! Back ! DONGS !!!
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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 18:05:56
lol

wish I had a dp and loadza friends um I mean I wish I had a pet giraffe named herbert who knew kung fu and was a as musically gifted as daniel johnston

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 17:35:11
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lol

wish I had a dp and loadza friends um I mean I wish I had a pet giraffe named herbert who knew kung fu and was a as musically gifted as daniel johnston


Granted, Herbert moved in with you a few days ago. Also, since you werent particularly careful with what you wished for you have a dp and loads of friends too! The friends of yours were amazed that not only did you have a dp but a musically godlike talking giraffe as well and came to visit you often. Unfortunately, and without meaning to do any harm, Herbert naturally stole the limelight, leaving you to make drinks for everybody in the kitchen while he put on improptu but spectacular concerts in the garden. One night, after one of these HerbertFests you're cleaning up in the garden after the gig as usual and realise Herbert is no where to be seen. Wondering if he's ok (you wouldnt want to loose the source of all your new friends, having spent the profits of the dp on drinks & stage equipment) you wander through the house, finally coming to your bedroom where frankly, you arnt surprised to see Herbert giving your girlfriend a little entertainment of her own. Bad luck chum.

I wish pop would eat itself

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 17:57:38
granted but your in a desert and its all you have and it eats itself

i wish people wil stop being greedy

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 19:49:56
granted. people decide to pursue a more spiritual existence and no onger have a need for their nice houses, twenty cars and 50k a year jobs so they quite their jobs and spend their days sitting outdoors listening to the sounds of the tress, eventually starving to death and within less than a year there's no longer a hing called humanity remaining on eath and the animals reclaim what once was theirs. They slowly evolve and within a couple of millenia monkeys have learnt to read write, war and manufacture and write turgid novels akin to Harry Potter and history repeats itself

I wish that I had better things to do thn write all that crap

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 19:54:06
Granted, But after a while you realise that its not you thats writing crap,You just crap yourself

I wish i could travel to the moon

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 19:55:39
granted you make it to the moon but in your excitement didn't plan how to get home and it's not all it's cracked up to be. You're not sure what will kill you first- your depleting oxygen or boredom

I wish I hadn't of crapped myself

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 19:07:46
Granted, but then You see this gigantic Creature at your window and you piss yourself instead

I wish i never started torncity

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 19:23:41
granted..but again you saw the website of torncity and like it and you play again

i wish i am a DP user

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Posted on Tue Mar 31, 2009 19:25:01
Granted , But then the same day you get the Dp, the other day it expiresxD

I wish i was on top of the world

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