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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 16:05:25
wish granted!...but the bucket is cracked and all the money fell out of it

i wish i had a donkey

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 16:21:21
Granted! And your donkey is quite skilled! So skilled in fact that you bought it from a trainer in Tijuana who made a small fortune off a "Specialty Act" involving the Donkey, _Ewok, a gallon of Lubriderm, and a turtle pool! Having spent the bulk of its formative years teaching _Ewok some painful lessons (notably missing the ability to read), it's inclined towards a life of retirement, and is essentially a lawn ornament to you and little else.

I wish for The Worlds Biggest Pecan

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 17:02:17
Granted, you find a hickory nut the size of your head which is surely the worlds largest. Your elation is soon dampened when you find that your pecan is actuallly normal sized while your head and the entire rest of the world (with the notable exception of a rather sadistic housecat next door to you) has shrunk drastically.

I wish I were the supreme and undisputed ruler of Brasil.

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 17:03:09
i wish i could find sumone to send me a russian rulet offer

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 17:06:29
Granted!
But the guy who challenges you is a nutcase, and once he has the gun, he shoots you in the head

I wish someone would send me a collectible

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 17:08:49
granted but the collectible turns out to have baaaad mojo... evil woodoo stuff so u have to give it back
i wish someone would give me 1 dolar


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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 17:08:49
Granted, Here is your Collectible STD



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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 17:13:56
(?) Granted, but you are ravished by bipolar wolverines for days before they let you back out. (No, I did not mean ravaged though there may have been a bit of that too.)

I still wish I were the supreme and undisputed ruler of Brasil.

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 17:35:56
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(?) Granted, but you are ravished by bipolar wolverines for days before they let you back out. (No, I did not mean ravaged though there may have been a bit of that too.)

I still wish I were the supreme and undisputed ruler of Brasil.



Granted, unfortunately the year is 3020 and after a couple of World Wars, Brazil is the size of Manhattan, and has been turned into a jail used to house the world's most dangerous criminals. You rule Brazil, but you are more of a glorified security guard.

I wish I was awesome at soccer.


Edited by: Cool_Cat_Mac on 26/03/09 at 5:36:32 PM

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 17:48:40
granted but u then break both your leggz
/me knockz on wood...
i wish i wuz beautifful like a xxxmovie star

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 18:06:55
Granted! Some guy takes advantage of you. Poor you.

I wish I had a cup of tea.

don't click this link...

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 18:12:08
Wish granted!....but it's 4 months old.

I wish i had a new chair.

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 19:03:10
granted but it colapses when your holdign a grenade and sitting down, so you explode along with it.

I wish there were more fun topics like this

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 20:21:05
More Prizes Coming After Rollover For Previous Posts and New Ones! Special Prizes For Deliberate Misinterpretation Replies!

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 20:40:21
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granted but it colapses when your holdign a grenade and sitting down, so you explode along with it.

I wish there were more fun topics like this


Granted, there are 3-6 threads very similar to this one. However they don't bribe you with gratuitious prizes and you would have to dig through many pages of slag topics in F&G to find them.

I wish Cotton was a monkey.

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 20:45:11
BUMP...

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 20:54:51
oh yeah i love this game so much i rated - no just kidding+

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 21:02:46
err...ok.

I wish this thread would get bumped every 5-10 minutes, but no one would actually make or grant wishes or anything of that sort.

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 21:04:51
granted coton is monkey but ur a cow

I wish id stop getin spamed by begars

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 21:10:03
i wish to have 2.5 m to upgrade my mansion....

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 21:14:18
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i wish to have 2.5 m to upgrade my mansion....


(Too bad... I guess you shoulda granted the previous wish. I had a marvelous upgrade ready for you too.)

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granted coton is monkey but ur a cow

I wish id stop getin spamed by begars


Granted, you are now spammed by bad job offers and invitations to factions you would never wish to be a part of.

I wish monkeys were better at milking cows.


Edited by: Analeptic on 26/03/09 at 9:17:10 PM

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 21:23:30
Granted! Monkeys, through serious focus and devotion to their craft become Master Bovine Milkers. Sadly, their reputations as masturbating turd chuckers are unshakable, and their Dairy Farm "Wank & Chucka-Poo" fails in truly catastrophic ways. No one is more upset by this than the cattle themselves, who found the monkey's to have both a delicate touch, and deft hands, despite their fecal eccentricities.


I wish for a bird that is the word.


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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 22:17:47
Granted...Buh buh buh buh buh buh but nobody has ever heard about your bird.

Wish that looked as good in the thread as it sounded in my head.

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 22:39:36
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Granted...Buh buh buh buh buh buh but nobody has ever heard about your bird.

Wish that looked as good in the thread as it sounded in my head.


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edited to fixeted?

I wish for A League Of Extraordinary Lesbians.


Edited by: 0ffline on 26/03/09 at 10:40:47 PM


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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 22:41:03
Granted, But they are all dead and ugly

I wish i was Chedburn



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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 22:44:07
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Granted, But they are all dead and ugly

I wish i was Chedburn


Granted but eventually one of the noobs who hate you without reason find out where you live and torment you every single day until you get so fed up you explode TornCity and drive your car off the docks into the ocean.

I wish I hadn't done a Google Image Search for "League of Extraordinary Lesbians"

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 22:45:22
Granted! you just google the male version of it and liked it .

I wish I could swim.


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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 22:59:14
Granted. Unfortunately, you were so good at swimming, you ended up in the middle of the pacific ocean surrounded by hungry sharks...

I wish the NY Mets would win the 2009 World Series

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 22:59:51
Granted, you grow younger and younger, smaller and smaller until you are reduced to a single sperm cell. You are now one excellent little swimmer.

Granted, but of course this can only happen on a Playstation Sports simulation game and only if you use cheat codes.

I wish I knew the secret to a close, smoothe, comfortable shave.


Edited by: Analeptic on 26/03/09 at 11:02:41 PM

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 23:05:48
granted u find its cuting of ur hed so u do it

i wish i had a ferari

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