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GayBadBoy
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 04:01:14
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Granted, but the new pills the Alzheimers Society gave you have a bad reaction and you pooped your pants again during seniors night at the grocery store. Cleanup in the depends aisle Gladys!
I wish everyone was this creative!
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Twist3dInferno
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 05:20:16
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Granted! Everyone in TC creates something very creative and war breaks out because everyone creates the samething.
I wish I was fishing.
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GayBadBoy
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 08:06:45
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Granted. You go fishing at Loch Ness and hook the monster itself...who pulls you into the water and takes you to it's lair where you are never seen or heard from again.
I wish this topic was more popular!
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YourDemise
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 08:11:14
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By GayBadBoy [158696]
Granted. You go fishing at Loch Ness and hook the monster itself...who pulls you into the water and takes you to it's lair where you are never seen or heard from again.
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granted but it gets to popular the forums explode
i wis for a monkey named dave
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Caledonia
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 08:39:24
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Granted! But it is locked in a cage in an unsuccesful zoo for the res of it's life.
I wish i had ALL the money in the city 
Edited by: Caledonia on 17/03/09 at 8:40:42 AM
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UpRisen
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:58:25
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granted, but since the city has no money they make a new kind and what you have is useless.
i wiish i had some pecan pie
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:01:41
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By lastride619 [309905]
granted, but since the city has no money they make a new kind and what you have is useless.
i wiish i had some pecan pie |
Granted.just bought.have it tuck in before dinner:)
I wish santa would work 365days!yeah.lot's of present:)
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UpRisen
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:05:49
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granted but he gives you 1 piece of a 365 piece puzzle every day.
i wish my car was out of the shop
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:08:02
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By lastride619 [309905]
granted but he gives you 1 piece of a 365 piece puzzle every day.
i wish my car was out of the shop |
Granted.just take your key and drive it.
I wish i was slapped:)
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Thunderwolf
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:45:53
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granted, but you fall in front of a bus from the force of it
i wish i was the best..
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:56:04
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Granted, you are the best at picking fly sh*t out of pepper.
I wish the river would thaw so I could go fishing.
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Thunderwolf
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:57:33
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granted, but the fish are dead
i wish i was rich
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:12:27
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Granted, you are rich beyond compare. You have cornered the market on clean pepper.
I wish could get rid of this dead fish smell
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Thunderwolf
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:14:40
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granted, its replaced with the smell of dead people
i wish i was unknown
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babynilisha
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:18:41
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i wished i had high heels:)
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Accepting new members to my faction apply with battle stats ^_^
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:22:25
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Granted, you fall into obscurity after losing a Pepper Picking Compitition.
I wish I had a better job than gravedigger
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fugere
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 13:15:56
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Granted! Your boss brings you in to thier office to tell you how they're going to make you VP of the company! All the perks and cash you could ever hope for!
You're so excited by the news that you jump out of your chair a little too enthusiastically and with so much force that you manage to decapitate yourself on the ceiling fan!
I wish for Macaroni and FROMAGE!
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Bring ! Back ! DONGS !!!
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 13:28:01
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Granted, you eat Macaroni and FROMAGE, as it is your favorite. But you discover that it is way to hot and spit a mouthful out, which in turn lands on a shorted power cord causing a fire that burns the house down.
I wish I had a head
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 13:56:54
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Granted! You have a lovely looking head with full hair and generous features. Unfortunately you couldn't find the body.
I wish I could fly
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 14:10:53
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Granted! However, jet engines aren't great places to take a rest. Bits of you land everywhere across Europe.......
I wish for a million wishes
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fugere
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 14:12:54
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Granted! Your first wish of the million is to fly  You crack open the room of your bedroom and leap out into the awaiting skies!!! Soaring high into the clouds, you zip and dash into the all encompassing mist of a Gargantuan Cumulonimbus Cloud ! Sadly, you participated in no pre-flight training and do so oblivious to the lightning hazard. Twenty bazillion volts of lightening comes crashing through your belt buckle, blowing a pumpkin sized hole in the back of your spine. You're lifeless pulpy mess spends the next three and a half minutes tumbling to earth, and fertilizes a moderately sized field...
I wish for brevity!
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fugere
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 17:04:19
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:D
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Bring ! Back ! DONGS !!!
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 17:12:56
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i wish i was in a big faction
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Ivy_Green
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 17:19:52
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Granted! You wish for brevity but the person granting your wish is a woman. She has no short versions of granting your wish She says abbra-ca - dabbra and sim-sal-a bim, spins around 3 times taps her toes twice, wiggles her nose 4 times. Goes out buys a new pair of shoes, shops at the local mall for 2 hours....comes back and says tada! Realizes it was the wrong spell and turns you into a toad.
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 17:20:44
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I wish for a white rose
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 17:43:05
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Granted!
But it starts to rain and the paint runs to show a black rose
I wish every word in the Dictionary had to be said backwards
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Roodi
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 17:47:27
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Granted!
But the person who says the words speaks Jibberish
I wish Chedburn would stop messing up this game.
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Dr_Pepper
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 17:48:37
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Granted but in his absence the old lag comes back and destroys the servers.
I wish I could spend today with my girlfriend.:(
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 17:51:56
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Granted! But it's not your girlfriend.. It's me
I wish i was a fish.
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 17:52:04
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i wish you to be the best ....
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