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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 17:08:32
granted but she farts and you die

I wish I had a lambo

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 17:17:50
granted. Unfortunately your lambo was hot and you were pulled over by the cops, who found 100 kilos of cocaine hidden inside the car. You are now married to a guy named T-Bone on Cell Block C.

I wish to be a badass like Jack Bauer.


Edited by: Cool_Cat_Mac on 25/03/09 at 5:19:23 PM

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 17:28:38
Granted but your ass gets arrested and without it your a wimp.

I wish I had wings.

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 17:59:55
Granted! You're wings extend with incredible majesty giving you a sixteen foot wingspan! Sadly, they extend from each buttock, making flying a cumbersome and somewhat painful experience, given that you're totally hunched over. Having a BM is now incredibly challenging, and on more than one occasion you've launched a paint bucket sized dallop of feces from your protruding wings caused by muscle spams mid-pinch! The walls of your bathroom become a veritable soup of bacteria and disease, and eventually you succumb to a poop born bacteria. You die in a sea of your own effluence. On the plus side, they exhibit your skeleton at the Smithsonian in the museum of natural history.

I wish for Martin Sheen to become the next US President!

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 19:17:18
Granted, but he turns out to become a bad president and turns interest on mortage high so you loose all of your money and your properties.

I wish there were less beggars on torncity and more fun topics like this

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 20:18:17
Granted! Sorta, in that this one's just gotten a bit funner: Two New Named Prizes Packed Fully Of Goodness You Didn't Have To Buy!

I wish for a Guns And Roses Childrens Album

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 20:21:22
Granted! But like everyone else you got married had kids, had a few affairs in Bangkok(not judging), got old and finally you got it.

I wish I could go to 6 flags.

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 21:50:53
Granted, but when you get there, after your long trip, the park is closed due to a bomb threat.

I wish I didn't just lose 1 million in poker.

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 22:36:23
Granted, instead you decide to try your hand at BlackJack and loose half a billion!

I wish FamilyGuy did a story about Offline.

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 22:37:37
i wish i had 500k:)

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 22:38:23
Granted! Unfortunaly, even though it is insanely awesome the humour is not the same and it puts you off family guy for life.
Poor you.

I wish I had a genie.

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 22:39:12
GRANTED! Only, sadly, it's an artsy episode, where very character is played by Meg. It's instantly referred to as "The Unmentionable" episode. I drink myself silly on Robitussin (cough Syrup) and Coca Cola (aka: RobiCoke!) and wander off the santa monica peer, into the awaiting Jaws of a Killer Crayfish!!!!

I wish for Macaroni!

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 22:40:34
bump

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 22:42:23
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I wish for Macaroni!


Granted. Unfortunately the macaroni was from China, and had traces of rat feces and other toxins. You ride the porcelain throne for a week.

I wish for Barry Zito to not be so worthless to the SF Giants.


Edited by: Cool_Cat_Mac on 25/03/09 at 10:43:57 PM

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 22:43:22
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I wish for Macaroni!


Granted. Unfortunately the macaroni was from China, and had traces of rat feces and other toxins. You ride the porcelain throne for a week.



No Wish?!

Fine....I wish people would read the rules before playing

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 23:05:23
granted new rie2 RULE NUMBA 1 NO RULES

i wish i was a play boy buuny in the mansion,,lol,


Edited by: crystal_eyes on 25/03/09 at 11:07:11 PM

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 23:08:11
bump com on keep em cumin:P

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 23:45:37
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I wish for Macaroni!


Granted. Unfortunately the macaroni was from China, and had traces of rat feces and other toxins. You ride the porcelain throne for a week.



No Wish?!

Fine....I wish people would read the rules before playing


Granted! Although, despite reading, it takes far too long to permeate the above average density of their craniums! Doh!

I wish for a bat....

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 23:49:10
Granted! You get a vampire bat, it drinks your blood leaving a crispy corpse behind.

I wish for a fender strat 64.

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Posted on Wed Mar 25, 2009 23:51:21
Granted you get a fender strat 64 only to have a zombie john belushi smash it against a wall.



I wish i had a car.

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 00:19:04
granted but it blows up wen u have ur fav gun in it

i wish i cud fly

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 00:21:32
I wish I get a band in real life soon, I am very good guitarist and vocalist, I deserve a nice group, also I wish health and happiness to all my family, friends and people in general.

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 00:26:10
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I wish I get a band in real life soon, I am very good guitarist and vocalist, I deserve a nice group, also I wish health and happiness to all my family, friends and people in general.


Granted, only the band dumps you after one session and goes on to be bigger than jesus.

I wish posters would read at least the original posts first bit so they understood how to play before posting!

...side Wish: I wish For Montezuma's Revenge upon the aforementioned!

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 00:55:40
Granted! They read them and still don't care. (As for the side wish it was also granted but unfortunately the effects didn't take place until he was at your house. Shame about the bathroom tile, some things you just can't scrub out.)

I wish I was on vacation.

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 01:10:52
granted but as you were flying in your private jet, a bird struck the windshield and all of your passengers were sucked through.


I wish I had a billion dollars

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 01:37:12
granted but sumone scams u of it and ur penyles

i wish ther wer no scamas on tc

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 01:53:54
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granted but sumone scams u of it and ur penyles

i wish ther wer no scamas on tc


Granted. Unfortunately, the money that would have gone to scammers, was wasted in a high stakes poker tournament.

As I wished for earlier, but was sort of missed:
I wish Barry Zito was actually useful to the San Francisco Giants this season.

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 03:04:12
As I wished for earlier, but was sort of missed:
I wish Barry Zito was actually useful to the San Francisco Giants this season.


Granted! The Giants can now boast the highest-paid laundry boy in baseball history!

Unfortunately, the subtle creases a left-handed ironing job leaves in a jockstrap causes such excruciating scrotal pain that no one can actually play. Well, except for Buster Posey... apparently, he's into that shit.

I wish I the cat would shut up.

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 03:24:01
Granted! Your cat has now shut up
Unfortunatley your cat was killed and now everyone hates you
-I wish that the yankees got in a car crash and died

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Posted on Thu Mar 26, 2009 03:24:15
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I wish I the cat would shut up.


Granted! Using a ruthless combination of Liquid Catnip, Peanut Butter, and Bondo, you devise a tasty cat treat that permanently solves the cat noise problem. Sadly, having reduced their available effluence exit ports by 50%, your cat now manages to launch hair balls from its sole remaining orifice. This development also increases the amount of pressure required to move this once oral, now aural projectile and you now own the only cat in the Continental United states that shits hair balls through four inches of plate steel. You discover this incredible new development as the cat does its regular routine early one morning of sauntering up to you and then immediately pulling a one 180 the minute you go to pet them, exposing your to their Brown Eye of Death.
Two years later the new tenants are still pulling the cat wretch caked rectal chunks of the back of your skull from the drywall, believing it to simply be the leftovers of bad spackling.

Dammit! I was too slow, so I'm poaching/piggybacking DzDog's wish for dead yankees!!!


Edited by: 0ffline on 26/03/09 at 3:25:23 AM

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