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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:26:02
i wish i culd get a dollar of the next person

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:27:13
Granted, in fact, you get 10000 dollars but in another way

I wish I could chop down trees

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:27:54
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i wish i culd get a dollar of the next person


Granted! It's in the mail as we speak!


I wish I could stop homeless sex.

Bring ! Back ! DONGS !!!

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:28:51
Granted!
You stop it for a while, then the homeless begin to revolt and start raping you

I wish chocolate milkshake came out of taps


Edited by: IceWind on 22/03/09 at 6:30:07 PM

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:29:35
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By Skorge [1143822]
i wish i culd get a dollar of the next person


Granted! It's in the mail as we speak!


I wish I could stop homeless sex.


Granted, you stop homeless sex but accidentally stop sex all together, so the world's inhabitants slowly die 1 by 1 until there's nobody left.

I wish I could build a tree house

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:37:33
Granted!
It's an amazing treehouse, until it falls on your head, killing you instantly.

I wish the admins would make a new forum for slutting!

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:40:38
Granted, the admins make a forum for slutting in which every player in tc is to attack them and lose.

I wish I could see into the future

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:50:09
Granted!
You see about 10 minutes into the future and see yourself dying

Now you wish you hadn't

I wish you could kill people by looking at them

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:50:38
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Granted, the admins make a forum for slutting in which every player in tc is to attack them and lose.

I wish I could see into the future


granted but you see your gona die soon and go crazy

i wish that i can fly

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:58:16
granded, but you fell of a cliff to achevie it


i wish i had everything i ever wanted

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 19:01:59
Granted!
Your boobies are in the post

I wish there was a chocolate fountain in my pocket

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 19:02:09
wisah granted, but you die the next day.

i wish i got 1million tc dollars

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 19:04:00
Granted!
Who wants 1 million Turd Chocolate dollars?
Strange?

I wish more people would get involved

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 19:43:15
Bump

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 20:03:36
Granted every noob in the game comes in and starts spaming everything up

I wish my cup my half full instead of half empty


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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 20:13:33
Granted! Your new found optimism leaves you quite thirsty. You drink deeply without first looking at the contents. As you ponder who would half fill a cup with thumb tacks and badger urine it occurs to you that maybe being pessimistic wasn't that bad after all.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 20:21:45
Granted! Take two of these and call me in the morning.

I wish I would actually find something of value in the TC city.

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 20:22:09
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Granted! Your new found optimism leaves you quite thirsty. You drink deeply without first looking at the contents. As you ponder who would half fill a cup with thumb tacks and badger urine it occurs to you that maybe being pessimistic wasn't that bad after all.

I wish I didn't have a headache.


Granted! Instead, your groin hurts.

I wish gas wasn't needed



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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 20:32:39
Granted but now you need to put gold in your car

I wish people would drink more


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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 20:45:09
Granted, but the excessive drinking leads to excessive pissing and the urinals and toilets and waterclosets cannot handle it. Sewers overrun and drive out the flushed fish, alligators, and other unwanted animal life. They surface from the sewers due to the excessive piss and take revenge on Torn City.

I now wish cosby would have just held his tongue! Ugh!


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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 20:55:08
Granted, but when he is done, he wipes his hand off in your hair. Ugh!

I wish people did not find my so disconcerting.


Take me back to Constantinople.


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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 20:59:18
granted. but it is then lopped off with an axe.. anywho.

i wish that my wish wouldnt come true

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 22:02:18
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granted. but it is then lopped off with an axe.. anywho.

i wish that my wish wouldnt come true


Granted! but the wish fairy took a deep look inside your soul to find what you truly wished for, a chocolate bacon slurpee. He proceeded to make it in front of you and handed it to you when he was done. As soon as you touched the slurpee all the skin on your body was burnt off, but you thought, "hey why not still drink it as my dying wish". What you didn't realise in your pain was that tongue counts as skin as well, so you didn't have much of it left and really couldn't taste much.

I wish the presentation goes well

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 22:44:43
Granted but you are presenting your moms privet parts

i wish the world would spin counter clockwise


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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 22:51:32
granted but besides water disappearing down the plug whole in the opposite direction, nothing much changes and you're quite unimpress, so much so that you stick your head in the oven and meet an untimely painful death

I wish my hangover would dissipate



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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 23:32:51
Granted, you drink a little more and your hangover goes away, but tomorrow it comes back as the worst hangover you have ever gotten.

I wish I had an ecstasy.

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Posted on Mon Mar 23, 2009 00:19:37
Granted but it was laced with pcp you flip out and kill your parents

I wish i had a pretty dress


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Posted on Mon Mar 23, 2009 00:37:53
i wish i was a billionare living in a doublewide and lots of crappy weapons with a beautiful wife cause in life money and sex is everything from what i hear...!!!

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Posted on Mon Mar 23, 2009 01:26:15
By cosby [909910]
Granted but it was laced with pcp you flip out and kill your parents

I wish i had a pretty dress


Granted! You throw it on in such a rush it gets tangled around your neck and you fall into a big bowl of pudding... Is there still always room for jello?

I wish for all the world to flush all every toilet at the same time.


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Posted on Mon Mar 23, 2009 01:41:40
Granted but the world soon dries up and you die from thirst

I wish i had better pills


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