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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 04:25:33
Granted, now instead of a headache you have explosive diarreah.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 04:53:15
Granted.......BUT. You wished in one hand and pooped in the other.

"The other filled up first." This nullified your wishful thinking as all you did was end up stinking.

I wish. I wish..I was a fish. On a plate with butter....................................

So every one could eat me.





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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 05:18:52
Granted, and lo and behold a miracle(!), you feed hundreds. (Truth is you're just not succulent and people keep putting their portions of back you on the plate.)

I wish English were my second language.


Edited by: Analeptic on 22/03/09 at 5:19:30 AM

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Take me back to Constantinople.

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 05:25:04
Granted! Pity it was also your first.

I wish I was home right now.

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 05:35:53
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Granted! Pity it was also your first.

I wish I was home right now.


Granted! But OH NO! What's the rumbling sound!? *crash* All of sudden the septic tank under the house explodes filling the whole place with poop all the while you're trapped inside! Oh the horror as you swim around in the poop pretending it's chocolate pudding, until.....you try to eat the poop pudding! Not a good idea, by the time the ambulances and police cars show up to investigate it's too late, you've already eaten all of it. As the first cop breaks down the door you stare at him and grin. He tries not to throw up when he notices the piece of corn in your teeth.


I wish I knew how to spell shennanigans....that way I could have put my real wish

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 05:46:19
Granted! You promptly run to the local tattoo parlor to get your "I Love Anal Shenanegains" tattoo fixed for good when you realize that all this time you really were not that into anal shenanigans in the first place. At this point you begin to regret getting a forehead tattoo in the first place.

I wish I could fly.

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 05:48:50
Grated, but you don't know how to descend, so now you are stuck in the air.

I wish I had $40

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 05:50:19
Granted but it's at the bottom of this jar of barbed wire and salt.
P.S. bonus points to whoever gets the reference

I wish I had some really awesome sigs for my profile




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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 09:00:16
Granted, you post up your request and artists all around TC work overtime to make you some new sigs. Luck dictates that your little bro joins TC as well and you get reported for being a multi and it takes weeks before you even get to login again.

I wish for a sunny day.

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 13:39:41
Granted......It's a sunny day, birds are singing, the sunrise was gorgeous and your are filled with joy and happiness. Then you remember that you have to spend the day in court expaining your recent actions to the judge.

I wish the river would thaw.

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 15:57:21
Granted, but it thaws too late to do you and your little water vole friends any good. The ability to adapt is a very important part of the ability to survive.

I wish the voles had had wings.

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 16:19:42
Granted, they have thousands of wings sticking out of their whole body.

I wish you could breed cats and dogs together

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 16:29:00
you breed cats and dogs together and the resulting animal is so vile looking that the parent animals die of shame

i wish i won the next prize.

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 16:42:12
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you breed cats and dogs together and the resulting animal is so vile looking that the parent animals die of shame

i wish i won the next prize.


granted but i got it given to me by mistake

You were sent the item Morphine from 0ffline with the message: Corrupt A Wish The dnb_girl 1125327 Mighty Morphine Power Stranger Award

i wish the prizes were PI's

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 16:53:08
I wish i were a dolphin

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:09:59
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granted but i got it given to me by mistake

You were sent the item Morphine from 0ffline with the message: Corrupt A Wish The dnb_girl 1125327 Mighty Morphine Power Stranger Award

i wish the prizes were PI's


Granted! Your Perverted Iguana will arrive soon.

I wish someone wouldn't send me 1 million.

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:11:25
Granted! 1 Million methane Molecules have jsut left my person, aimed squarely at your house! Enjoy!

I wish to be the Jesus of Delicate Cheeses !

Bring ! Back ! DONGS !!!
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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:18:38
Granted you are soon grated with a cheese grating cross

I wish i had a better wish

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:35:36
Granted, but your better wish doesn't come true ever.

I wish I didn't have to buy my next donator pack.

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:38:21
By Madrox [1020951]
Granted, but your better wish doesn't come true ever.

I wish I didn't have to buy my next donator pack.


granted,i'll buy it:P

i wish aston villa started playing good again and finish ahead of arsenal !

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:38:37
Too Slow !


Granted! They do, only they're distracted by the ravenous herpies meaning come game day, they might as well be swinging purses all over the field.

I wish for Complications!


Edited by: 0ffline on 22/03/09 at 5:39:57 PM

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:52:51
Granted
but ched used the backup system

I will i had 100 billions dollars


Edited by: Dragonkid on 22/03/09 at 5:54:41 PM



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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:52:58
Granted!
Hell you get complications: The admins L&G this thread, you get fedded for no reason, you get mugged for all your cash and then your computer/laptop blows up and you can NEVER play Torn again.

I wish I could see Jesus on a rollercoaster

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:55:29
granted, but the rollercoaster breaks apart, killing you in the process


i wish i had a airbus a380

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:56:15
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Granted!
Hell you get complications: The admins L&G this thread, you get fedded for no reason, you get mugged for all your cash and then your computer/laptop blows up and you can NEVER play Torn again.

I wish I could see Jesus on a rollercoaster


Granted
But a really fat woman gets in your way

I wish i was stronger than everyone in TC



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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:57:43
granded, but everone gangs up on you and you constantly see white.



i wish i was imposible to attack

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:58:03
Granted!
You smell stronger than any other player in TC.

I wish I could make Jupiter and Uranus collide.

(sorry about the 'joke')

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 17:59:33
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Granted!
You smell stronger than any other player in TC.

I wish I could make Jupiter and Uranus collide.

(sorry about the 'joke')


granded, but the remains of the plantets crash into the earth, rippingm it apart and ending all known life.


i wish i was sexy

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:01:00
MALFUNCTION: That will never happen

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Posted on Sun Mar 22, 2009 18:24:27
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