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Posted on Sun Nov 18, 2012 19:21:08
granted!
From now on you'll pee beer but will never have to use a glass.

I wish i could use all the magicall spells i learned from games in real life...

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Posted on Sun Nov 18, 2012 20:03:04
Granted!

A hefty wish has been thrown down. Your cheerful genie of the day will happily grant your wish.

Casting is serious business and only a responsible magician should be granted the power to cast any old wish so you shall be encased in an impenetrable bubble (with full life support, of course) and lifted into the upper atmosphere.

You are free to shoot off any spell from your new magic wand but for your own safety, you need to be reminded of the structure you are now going to call home. Any spell cast off will undoubtedly come back upon you which sadly you learn too quickly with your first fireball spell.

The fire consumes your wand and slowly burns your body. Without your wand you are completely helpless to cast any other spells.

You will be a light in our sky until you have succumbed to the slow burn just like a big nightlight.

I wish for life in the fast lane.


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Posted on Sun Nov 18, 2012 21:22:26
Granted. your life is now in fastforward.it was lonely as everyone you knew or loved died back at the start.as you speed on you realise you will be the last person who knew or cared for you.

I wish i had two penis's

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Posted on Mon Nov 19, 2012 18:39:43
Granted.
Sparkles of stars flow around your penis which splits into two giving you immense pain. However when it was over, you had two penises.
Now do what you want with them but people will think you're mutated. There is no way to reverse this wish for it is permanent. You may find a person who would admire you or you may live your life in despair.

I wish I could Predict the Future.

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Posted on Mon Nov 19, 2012 21:32:02
Granted.

You can now predict the future.so there is nothing left to say except,what happens next?

What's it (i wish for)?

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Posted on Tue Nov 20, 2012 04:39:06
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Granted.
You can now predict the future.so there is nothing left to say except,what happens next?
What's it (i wish for)?


Oh hell no! You've done it now!

This wish is so lame it hath woken one of the most feared of the Corrupted Wish Genies: GayBadBoy
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He hath come to teach you how to annihilate someones wish
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If you go back in the annals of time, you will see that not leaving a wish or leaving a purposeful vague wish leaves you more open than a Edward Norton in a prison shower scene.
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So your wish is for us to know your true identity:
If you go back to one of my classic corruptions, you will notice that Charles Nelson Riley had a sexy party going on with a young man in the top row of an episode of All-Star-Corrupt-A-Match-Game? That sexy friend was you.
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I wish this posting will cause all kinds of controversy, fear, anxiety, gnashing of teeth, and weeping at the wakening of GayBadBoy, most evil of corruptors.


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Posted on Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:29:18
Granted, though after the first few seconds, people realize you're just another Harley fag (as explained on Southpark) and boo you off...

I wish for a sandwich... ^^

Meet my improved Private Island staff on my profile... ^^
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Posted on Wed Nov 21, 2012 04:54:02
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Granted, though after the first few seconds, people realize you're just another Harley fag (as explained on Southpark) and boo you off...

I wish for a sandwich... ^^


Granted, you become the meat in a gay sandwich. Oops!

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I wish for more dirty laundry to be revealed!

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Posted on Wed Nov 21, 2012 07:09:58
Granted, you are buried beneath a large pile of underwear each with big poo stains... They smell REAL bad...

I wish I had a gun with ammo and a license to carry one... ^^

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Posted on Wed Nov 21, 2012 09:28:15
Granted!

With your granting abilities of late, you are handed a water gun with a 20 oz. bottle of water for ammo. A nice winter's night is the perfect time for you to be outside playing with your new toy.

I double dog dare you to stick your tongue to the flag pole.

I wish to know: Should I take the box or what's behind curtain #3?

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Posted on Wed Nov 21, 2012 17:36:17
By GypsyTears [1288842]
Granted!

With your granting abilities of late, you are handed a water gun with a 20 oz. bottle of water for ammo. A nice winter's night is the perfect time for you to be outside playing with your new toy.

I double dog dare you to stick your tongue to the flag pole.

I wish to know: Should I take the box or what's behind curtain #3?


Granted baby...Oh yeah It's time for the Big Deal! GypsyTears. Nice petals by the way!
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You recently won the Zonk - Dragon car ... breaking emission standards in 46 states and all of Europe!
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Are you willing to give this up to go for the Big Deal??
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Okay here it goes. You have three options. Door number one...what's that? Your pistals and stamens are sure they want the box....well missy we don't have a box during the Big Deal! We have door number....what's that little petal to the metal? You want door number three?
Wow okay let's see what you didn't pick!
Door number 1: A National Lampoons Vacation!
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Door number 2: A brand new (to you) home!
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And your choice, door number three:
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A chance at love on the Dating Game!
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Your episode will feature three of the most eligible bachelors in Love Canal, New York!
A failed run for VP of our nation won't stop this meathead:
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Ursula the Sea Witch had a love child with Billy Idol, and you could have their spawn:
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And this long time resident and local statesman, seen at the corner every day preaching to the masses:
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I wish for a tall ship, and a star to sail her by.


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Posted on Sun Nov 25, 2012 19:55:50
Granted. Your tall ship arrives,carrying the star of all the places you wish to visit.but as you run toward your dream,you stumble and fall.A kindly sailor catches you.... you realise the tall ship and star are held within his arms.

I wish my wife was no longer here.

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Posted on Mon Nov 26, 2012 07:49:34
Granted your wife is no where to be seen.

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I wonder what she'll catch you doing while watching you alone?

I wish for more sailors!

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Posted on Mon Nov 26, 2012 13:03:12
Granted, but they are all close to retirement...

I wish I had a tail... ^^

Meet my improved Private Island staff on my profile... ^^
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Posted on Tue Nov 27, 2012 00:26:33
Granted!

For you Danny_, I searched high and low. I wanted your tail to be somewhat unique, just like you.

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The procedure to attach your new tail was monumental. Your own skin was stretched and twisted. You were also given a large blanket of skin from a recently deceased obese and elderly man, just to have something to fill in the extra space.

The weight of the tail will keep you stationary. Your body is not capable of sustaining life to your new appendage and it has been slowly dying from the moment it was attached.
The toxins from the dead flesh are circulating through your system and you are expected to perish in one month, if you're lucky.

Good news, with the foul odors coming from your home, the feral cats in your neighborhood have been easy to capture.

I wish for an original Centipede arcade game.

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Posted on Tue Nov 27, 2012 14:45:19
By GypsyTears [1288842]
For you Danny_, I searched high and low. I wanted your tail to be somewhat unique, just like you.

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The procedure to attach your new tail was monumental. Your own skin was stretched and twisted. You were also given a large blanket of skin from a recently deceased obese and elderly man, just to have something to fill in the extra space.

The weight of the tail will keep you stationary. Your body is not capable of sustaining life to your new appendage and it has been slowly dying from the moment it was attached.
The toxins from the dead flesh are circulating through your system and you are expected to perish in one month, if you're lucky.

Good news, with the foul odors coming from your home, the feral cats in your neighborhood have been easy to capture.


Dammit, I should have been more specific...

Meet my improved Private Island staff on my profile... ^^
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Posted on Fri Nov 30, 2012 05:39:40
granted!

But this genie's voice translation heard Human Centipede game and you are now chased by cops and a doctor trying to inject you with hormones

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Beware I hear the human in front of you has a bad case of stomach cramps.


I wish for Jerry Stiller to quit comedy and his work banished from our history.


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Posted on Fri Nov 30, 2012 09:29:29
Granted, he quits and all his work is destroyed but as compensation for him, he is granted immortality and is given your name and address. He takes it upon himself to destroy anything you strive for until you die.

I wish the tree outside my house grew pizza instead of fruit.


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Posted on Fri Nov 30, 2012 20:19:10
Granted, though its hard to get them off the branches in one piece and you always seem to only get pizza toppings you don't like...
Also some of the toppings start rotting very quickly and end up stinking up the neighbourhood.

I wish for all my favourite animé girls to come to life and start pleasing me... ^^

Meet my improved Private Island staff on my profile... ^^
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Posted on Fri Nov 30, 2012 23:03:33
Granted,standing before you they await your instructions.unfortunatly the lead in your pencil needs sharpening.

I wish for freedom from a mundane job

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Posted on Sat Dec 01, 2012 03:59:08
Granted. You are unemployed.

I wish smoking wasn't bad for you.

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Posted on Sat Dec 01, 2012 09:40:37
Granted, but it tastes really awful... ^^

I wish for a real diamond pickaxe. ^^

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Posted on Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:06:53
Granted,you now possess a tiny little pick of diamond.every time your try to raise it you you cut your fingers.

I wish for a change of identity.cough!



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Posted on Mon Dec 10, 2012 13:21:21
Granted!


We are one.



I wish we were on an exotic isle

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^^ Only one left in stock!

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Posted on Mon Dec 10, 2012 13:50:07
Granted, you're on an exotic uninhabited island with no food, water or a way off.

I wish I had teleportation powers that can teleport anywhere I want.

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Posted on Mon Dec 10, 2012 23:39:59
Granted. But you #Fail
Talk about splitting hairs. GEEZ

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I wish I could get the bits and pieces of Danny off of my wall!

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Posted on Tue Dec 11, 2012 13:11:06
Granted! Thanks to a little Balinese magic, that is!



Sadly, the great god Kali shows up, and is not amused. Your god, is an Angry god.

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This in turn displeases your mother-in-law. Your mother-in-law, is an Angry mother-in-law. She decides to publicly denounce your errant ways.

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She also decides to move in with you to help you find some moral guidance.





I wish for a monkey in a coat, but not THAT monkey in a coat.

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^^ Only one left in stock!

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Posted on Tue Dec 11, 2012 14:56:08
Granted, you're now a monkey wearing a thick coat.

I wish I had an awesome fully functioning spaceship ^^

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Posted on Wed Dec 12, 2012 03:15:11
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Granted, you're now a monkey wearing a thick coat.

I wish I had an awesome fully functioning spaceship ^^


Granted, but Christmas dwarves wrestle the keys from you and imprison you on your own ship.

Now put the lotion....
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I wish for minty mitosis

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^^ Only one left in stock!

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Posted on Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:15:48
Granted, you're now a single cell that is about to divide in the middle of peppermint...

I wish I could make inanimate objects life and remove that life easily from a distance if they turn hostile. ^^

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