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Posted on Sun Jul 22, 2012 20:54:25
i wish for a life without pain

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Posted on Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:26:27
You must corrupt the prior wish before you make yer own |:

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Posted on Mon Jul 23, 2012 21:45:15
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I wish for tunafish delights.


Reluctantly granted...

I'm no fan of tuna, fresh or packaged, so it hardly makes it into my recipe box under "delights".

What does, however, is an easy layered dessert made with french vanilla pudding, graham crackers, cream cheese, whipped cream and chocolate ganache.

For you, I'll pinch my nose with a clothespin, hold my breath, put on a pair of rubber gloves and add a hearty layer of flaked tuna.

Once refrigerated for a few hours, you'll be able to dig right in. Enjoy!


I wish for a device that would quiet the most angsty of teens without causing permanent damage or leave bruises.



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Posted on Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:34:57
Granted, and Dr Zoidburg takes the initiative to install a series of sprinklers inside your home that emit a steady mist of Liquid Nitrogen!!! Your spotted but unbesmerched teens are cryogenically frozen in their tracks, in a perpetual and harmless state of frozenation! Sadly, so are you. The lack or foresight has been exasperated by your teen's unfortunate choice of leaving their iTunes on play with Beiber cranked and on repeat. From your frozen state your hearing and higher brain functions are unimpaired, but by the time of your eventual rescue, eleven years later, your communication skills are hampered by your inability to say anything other than Beiber lyrics.

I wish for mothers little helper

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Posted on Fri Jul 27, 2012 19:31:34
Granted!

Your wish can only be granted in strict confidence.
It's the truth behind motherhood.
When a child is born, with it is also born a tiny little assistant. It's unseen by everyone but the new mother.

As the child grows, the mother sees less and less of the tiny assistant, but it can still be heard. It offers advice and criticism, mostly unsolicited.

This genie made special arrangements for you to have your very own little helper, one that's been recycled through the helper system many times and has taken the appropriate sensitivity training again before coming to your aid. A new name is given to the helpers upon rebirth, yours is given the name Cheney.

A word of advice: Don't go pheasant hunting until you're sure Cheney isn't around.


I wish for a good pair of chandelier earrings.

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Posted on Fri Jul 27, 2012 19:40:46
Granted.

However the first time you wear them They become fullsized chandelier's without warning. You subsequently fall thru the floor (due to the wieght) get caught by your earrings and dangle from the ceiling of the floor below.

I wish for fun all my life

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Posted on Fri Jul 27, 2012 19:58:30
Granted!

What's fun to this genie clearly isn't fun to you, by the look left on your face.

We get to spend the day shopping! There are 5 major shopping malls within 30 minutes of one another and at each mall we'll spend 2 hours (at least) shopping, eating, chatting, trying on clothes, perusing make up and perfume counters. You lost the draw (it was rigged anyway) and you get to carry the bags. I'm so glad you made this wish!


I wish that when I stop to pick up my car the mechanic says, "no charge"

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 03:16:07
Granted.

He said, "no charge for the tire repair but you will have to pay triple for the other repairs, plus storage fees not to mention the mechanic luncheon.

I wish my overdose rate was a bit lower...

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 05:43:29
Granted

However you spend thrice the amount of time in the hospital and no amount of morphine can get you out.

I wish for an Audi R8

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 06:56:47
Granted!

What a pretty car and whoa! So much fun to drive too. I'll apologize now for the little accident I had during my joyride. Maybe it'll look good in your yard or something...


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POOF!!! One Audi R8 delivered.



I wish for a job, a real job. One that satisfies my artistic needs.



(I remember you posting that one, my friend)

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 07:07:01
Granted.

The local strip club hires you and you make a killing. However you become disatisfied when they revert from full nude to pasties and impose a no touching rule. Sigh, the way you would gyrate
was asthetically pleasing.

I wish to hit the jackpot at the slots.

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 09:48:53
Granted! I'll ruin your life instead!!!

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:02:09
Granted.

You pull the lever on the slot machine and are immediately rewarded. You've hit the jackpot!! You stare in amazement as the coins start tumbling out of the machine. Your amazement soon turns to horror as the coins refuse to stop. They just keep coming and coming. Pretty soon you're neck deep in coins and bruised all over by the heavy, sharp edged coins. "But why?" You think. "Scrooge McDuck can swim in coins!". You just wish this wasn't happening.

Granted. You never hit the jackpot.

I wish for the last 2 years of my life back.

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:17:53
denied

the time is gone, look to the future.happyness lies there.

i wish for chocolate.

@ EGMustang. that better.

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 13:04:53
Granted

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I wish I had a time travelling DeLorean.

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 16:33:17
Granted! Only one issue: DelGirl has the keys, and she travels back in time in YOUR DeLorean and pushes your pregnant mother down the stairs

So cold. So very, very cold.


I wish for the rise of The Old One

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 17:24:48
Granted.

The old one is old. Really old. So old that all the old one wants is to go back to it's slumber. It falls asleep almost immediately.

I could make a wish but I don't exist. Darn you DelGirl.

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 21:29:10
your existance is granted.

wish i could fly like a stone

You have received a warning!

Reason: Do not continue to post pointless threads.


If you do not heed this warning, fu
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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 22:02:08
Granted.

You have been given all the flying abilities of a kidney stone. Inside the kidney you may fly at will.

Wish I had a 'get out of jail free' card.

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 22:03:20
granted

wish i was somewhere else.

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Posted on Sun Jul 29, 2012 02:45:30
Granted.

In Granting this wish Everyone else's wish is fullfilled and there is no longer any reason
to continue this forum. Way to screw it up for everyone raypaul.

I wish for a Coke.

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Posted on Sun Jul 29, 2012 06:13:31
Granted, however, your failure to specify which coke you want, you end up with a Coca-Cola can full of cocaine. The police find out and arrest you. Way to go bro.

I wish to be a superhuman.

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Posted on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:43:48
granted, you now have the balls of a hero.

wish sors_ was a happy person.
























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Posted on Mon Jul 30, 2012 08:50:05
Granted,

This was too easy. You see, sors_ is perfectly content in his being as is. What you see as unhappiness because of the sulking, outbursts of laughter and then sudden bouts of sobbing that last for hours, the anger that brews inside of him fighting with his sensitive nature that seem to leave him miserable actually makes him thrive.

He's just pleased as punch in his little world until someone comes along and tries to change him...
Yeah, this is where we run into a little issue, uh, sors_ is onto you and your plan to make him be who you want him to be. His inner hate boils over and you become the target of his rage.

He's been curious about hobbling after watching Misery and he devises a plan to slowly torture and maim you, luckily you'll be left alive but without a tongue, fingers, toes, vocal chords, eyeballs, organs in your inner ear, skin on your scalp, genitalia, or your nose you will lose your will to live but not have to means to end your own life.


I wish for a flock of pink plastic flamingos for my yard.

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Posted on Wed Aug 01, 2012 03:23:13

Granted! Unfortunately, while the flamingos put up a good fight, the garden gnomes were just too much for them.

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I can't post the pictures of what the lawn jockeys did to the survivors.


I wish for a shiny new bicycle.



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Posted on Wed Aug 01, 2012 03:48:34
Granted

You now have a shiny new bicycle. The problem is that you leave it out in the rain and it gets rusty, but that is not to bad it is still a new bike. The real problem occurs when you are riding your rusty new bike on a trail. There is a manufacturer defect and the bike falls apart impaling you on the support bar of the bike. You just have terrible luck with new bikes.

I wish I was done with graduate school.

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Posted on Wed Aug 01, 2012 04:21:06

Granted! And let me be the first to welcome you to the working world, where plumbers and people with technical degrees are going to be consistently out-earning you, despite 6-8 years of post-secondary (and the attendant student loans).

You shouldn't have left my new bicycle out in the goddamn rain!


I wish Nicki Minaj's face would stay like that.


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Posted on Wed Aug 01, 2012 06:10:31
THE Bueno!
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Granted!

I came across this lovely photo of the star that would fit the purpose perfectly
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It's just like I've been telling the other genies from day one, the lady parts were added after birth.

I wish for some tasty waves and a cool buzz.



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Posted on Fri Aug 03, 2012 05:20:04

I wish for some tasty waves and a cool buzz.


Granted! Unfortunately, your carefree ways and long, blonde surfer hair attracts the attention of noted Englishwoman and bony succubus, Madonna. Once she's done sucking on your immortal soul, you NEVER EVER SMILE AGAIN. EVER.


I wish for a delicious glass of cool, refreshing milk.


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Posted on Fri Aug 03, 2012 06:10:57
Granted. But the yak has just given birth to a calf and as you might know, is thus always tinged with blood giving it a slightly pinkish color. You nevertheless gulp it down. Weeks later a funny noise emits from your throat. You are never the same and start bleating occasionally between words in every sentence.

I wish it would snow in the desert in the middle of summer

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