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-Nameless-
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Posted on Tue Jan 17, 2012 13:54:50
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i wished i had a pi and a skate board or you sent me large money
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Posted on Wed Jan 18, 2012 14:49:05
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By francis27 [1527904]
i wished i had a pi and a skate board or you sent me large money |
No granting previous wish, no getting own wish!
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Granted, but you get those 10 years from your loved one...
I wish I invented a small, safe and affordable cold fusion battery for every home... |
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Posted on Wed Jan 18, 2012 18:49:50
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Granted. You pour your life savings into your invention finally breaking through. You place ads on the market, but sadly nobody is rich enough to afford it.
You end up on the street, destitute, homeless and without a penny to your name
I wish I could travel at the speed of light.
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Posted on Wed Jan 18, 2012 18:52:25
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By franky_the_kipr [1529693]
Granted. You pour your life savings into your invention finally breaking through. You place ads on the market, but sadly nobody is rich enough to afford it.
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What the hell!
I wished an affordable fusion battery! 
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Posted on Wed Jan 18, 2012 18:58:14
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By Danny_ [75604]
What the hell!
I wished an affordable fusion battery! |
Well it started out that way
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Posted on Thu Jan 19, 2012 00:31:58
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By franky_the_kipr [1529693]
Granted. You pour your life savings into your invention finally breaking through. You place ads on the market, but sadly nobody is rich enough to afford it.
You end up on the street, destitute, homeless and without a penny to your name
I wish I could travel at the speed of light. |
Granted, but everyone you run past goes blind. They then run into oncoming trains and stuff, leaving you to die alone and miserable by yourself.
I wish for there to be a wish that couldn't be corrupted. That's right you haters.
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Posted on Thu Jan 19, 2012 00:42:27
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Wish granted, but you're only able to wish for another wish.
I wish to touch Mc Hammer.
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Posted on Thu Jan 19, 2012 01:06:09
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I wish I had a Gas Can so i could burn down Torn City!! Well at least commit a few arsons!!
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Posted on Mon Apr 02, 2012 22:43:58
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I wish to touch Mc Hammer. |
Granted! Your wish to touch the untouchable has come true.
Unfortunately, you learn that the real reason that we all "Can't Touch This" is that MC Hammer was actually providing us with a public service announcement that he is, in fact, infectious.
The loose gold lame pants he sported at the height of his career were not for a fashion statement, but rather, they were to conceal the engorged testes and dripping genitalia caused from his infection.
Oddly enough, the infection was caused from the frivolity of unwise spending of funds and not a sexually transmitted disease that would be expected.
I wish that I had the endurance to jump Double Dutch for hours.
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Posted on Thu Apr 26, 2012 22:57:12
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granted, but no one else wants to play
I wish I had an awesome pet dragon that could fly me around and breath fire on my enemies... =3
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Posted on Thu Apr 26, 2012 23:53:33
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granted.
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
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Posted on Fri Apr 27, 2012 13:42:11
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By Snooch [1591346]
granted.
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
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Posted on Tue May 29, 2012 18:35:53
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By Snooch [1591346]
granted.
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
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Granted!
With the marvels of science and medicine, you are now able to have both of your legs broken and have implants hammered into your legs to make you up to 2 inches taller!
Unfortunate for you the surgery is rejected by your body and implants are removed. Your legs have suffered from a major trauma and the circulation to your feet has ceased. Your doctors have no choice but to amputate both of your legs at the knees.
"Ballin'" is not a problem, as you might have thought, but with the wheelchair teams, you have a spot on the team just as long as you've got mad skill on the court.
Your girl? She's hot! She's blind, deaf and dumb which keeps her with you...until someone better comes along.
As for your VW Rabbit, the hat and bat are not included with purchase but you make do with the hat and bat you carry.
The Impala is the hardest to work with. I found one, but the man that owned it wasn't relenting. I explained the need to fulfill your wish, but he really dug in and insisted that I leave before I regretted coming into "his space". I explained that it wasn't even for me, it was a gift, it was then that I saw a small group of men rise to their feet and brand makeshift weapons. The car is yours, you just need to make a little trip to pick it up.
I would suggest that you go in the dead of night and make as little noise as possible to pick up your ride. I would also suggest that you take a quick lesson on youtube regarding hot wiring, just in case the key I'll send doesn't seem to work.
I wish for a day with pleasant weather, all day.
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Posted on Mon Jun 04, 2012 03:49:47
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| I wish for a day with pleasant weather, all day. |
Granted, but as you are sick as hell you stay inside your jail cell all day long while your in-mates enjoy a nice pleasant wheater day.
I wish a special hability that makes people feel happy
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Posted on Mon Jun 04, 2012 20:24:01
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i wish to steal santa's hat and shove it in my display case
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Posted on Mon Jun 04, 2012 21:48:17
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hi
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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 07:16:45
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I wish a special hability that makes people feel happy |
Granted. Since the happiness bestowed upon your hapless victims was never requested, the sadness is simply masked. Leaving confusion, despair, and regret in your wake.
I wish I was a singer in a rock 'n' roll band.
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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 13:11:20
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Granted, you are popular for a week then replaced and forgotten by the next rock 'n' roll band...
I wish I could bring hot fictional girls to life, who then out of gratitude for me freeing them from their boring fictional worlds, would date with me...
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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 13:48:39
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Your wish is granted,however by "hot" they are actually on fire and quickly die after one date
I wish i had infinite donator status and infinite casino tokens
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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 14:09:46
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Granted. However, your infinite donator status comes with the requirement that you donate infinitely, meaning every cent you ever earn or receive henceforth shall instantly be surrendered to Ched. Your infinite casino tokens begin showering down upon you from above, consuming every square inch of space around you, rendering you unable to move.
I wish for no more sorrow in the world, forever.
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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 14:20:04
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Granted, but all the Emo's cut their hair and the hair is used for making many badly fitting wigs making all the bald people even happier. The non wig people see the better state of mind the wig wearers have and buy their own wigs. This new wig trend becomes the norm and and the earth's resources are used up in wig production and the earth has full employment in wig production and development and we neglect planting crops and all die happy eating wigs with no inherent nutritional value.
I wish i could change the colour of things by touching them.
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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 15:00:42
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Lol that was funny...
You go to the necessary room and inadvertently turn your schwantz to a horrid Dayglo pink.
I wish a hummingbird would come to my feeder.
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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 18:45:30
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Granted! Your poorly placed feeder not only brings one hummingbird to suckle that sweet, sweet nectar but a rarely seen charm of hummingbirds have come to dine on your offerings.
The feeder in question is something new you found while browsing the bird supply section of your local PetCo. The lightweight harness that attaches to your belt loop doesn't encumber you in any way and the reservoir for the sticky nectar is nice and air tight, but the fact that it's attached to your waist didn't set off any alarms for you.
The feeder works great at first. You hold still while observing nature and one tiny hummingbird eventually makes it way to you, cautiously drinks and flits away. Minutes later another bird comes and also enjoys the tasty beverage you're providing.
Time passes and you're about to give up and go back to the suet cakes you leave out for the larger wild birds of the region, when suddenly, the sky darkens and a unusual noise can be heard in the distance.
The sound reminds you of a toy train, you stand, grab your binoculars and look to see what sort of plague may be coming your way.
Good God, it's a hover of hummingbirds! Oh joyous day! You are pleased as punch. A small tear wells up in your eye at the beauty of it all.
Until (there's always a catch) it's too late, once you realize that you are the intended target for all of these glorious birds there's no chance for escape. The birds arrive, they flutter in your face, jolt from side to side and fight with one another to get a chance to go right for your feeder.
You find yourself overcome, calling for your mother and begging for mercy.
It seems as though all of the commotion has drawn the attention of larger predatory animals that don't even realize you're inside this giant troubling of birds. Your screams are muffled by all the humming.
You think for one second that you should write a letter to the makers of the product both to admire them on the effectiveness of their product but also to plea for them to remove this product because it just seems to work too well. At that same moment, you are taken down to the ground by a small band of coyotes. You can feel your limbs being pulled in all directions and still, the reservoir meant to hold the nectar is still in tact.
I wish that I had a way to turn off the lights at night without having to get up.
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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 19:49:23
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(That was hilfreakinlarious)
Granted, say hello to ZzzzMmmm, your personal robotic manservant. His speech recognition capabilities not yet perfected however, when you said "ZzzzMmmm please turn out the light" he thought you said "please churn out the pies". He has been baking tirelessly ever since and the racket just won't allow you to find sleep.
I wish my dog could talk.
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 20:52:09
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Granted!
My dog talks and it's not all it's cracked up to be. When he was younger it was fun, the conversation was all about how excited he was when he was running around, learning new tricks, earning treats, getting fed and constantly told me how much he loved me.
Now, he's around 14 years old. He bitches and complains non stop. The cats piss him off. His ass is so far away. He cusses when "asking" for food, it's more like a demand at this point. He's too freakin' tired to run anywhere. He's tired of taking his damned medications and treats are no longer earned, they're expected. Over all the worst part is where his joy comes from now, he cleans his genitalia for approximately 1 out of the 4 hours that he's awake. The way he talks during his sessions is just foul, it's unbearable to wake up at 3 a.m. when he's grooming himself.
I wish for an instant action anti-bitchy pill.
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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 21:23:21
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Granted, it only works for an instant though...
I wish for a cookie
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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2012 21:45:22
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Granted but the cookie is stale and is so hard you can't bite it. When licking it, it gives no taste but the crumbs cut your tongue slightly.
I want a back massage.
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Posted on Wed Jun 13, 2012 02:07:24
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I want a large sack of money dropped on my doorstep, but that's not what I've wished for...
Make a wish not a demand.
DO IT!!!
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Posted on Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:33:21
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Wish granted?
I wish that bowties demand became a wish.
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Posted on Wed Jun 13, 2012 15:05:51
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Granted. But my wish is now that Grk has his penis bitten off by VERY angry leeches.
I wish for... see above ^^^
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