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Posted on Tue Sep 27, 2011 17:17:26
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Granted, but it's the old cat lady who should've died twenty years ago.

I wish people would use good grammer.


Granted:

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I want a Dumbell or some other stat enhancer.


...but it seems one can have acceptable grammar and yet still be a complete twit.


By GrkManga49 [10856]
I wish for a midget friend that is willing to go out with my group of friends to drink and party.


Granted. The party ends with you and your group of friends roofied, duct taped together nekkid, and relieved of all material possessions you had on your person.



I wish I could converse with cats.

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Posted on Tue Sep 27, 2011 18:27:57
Granted, but after conversing, you realize this:
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I wish the Humping Robot from Robot Chicken got with H.A.L.

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Happy holidays from Florida. Enjoy the cold while I chill on the beach.
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Posted on Wed Oct 05, 2011 23:06:07
Granted.
H.A.L. is unaffected and lacks the emotion to discourage the wayward robot. The robot has his way with H.A.L.

I wish my heater actually worked

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Posted on Thu Oct 06, 2011 03:29:24
Granted, but the fuzz find it a week later and you are quickly convicted on three counts of first degree murder.

I wish I could get away with anything.

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Posted on Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:04:52
Granted, you're on a deserted island with no way on getting to civilization
though you can do anything you want there and noone would care...

I wish hot girls would stick to me like glue

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Posted on Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:15:09
Granted, "Susan Boyle clings on to your leg"

i wish i have unlimited wishes

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Posted on Thu Oct 06, 2011 16:10:42
Granted, be prepared for an endless deluge of "Wish you a merry [holiday]", "Wish you well soon", "Wish you were here", and many more all presented to you by insincere people who really could not care less.

I wish the video game industry would concentrate more on game play and depth of content.

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Posted on Thu Oct 06, 2011 16:17:02
Granted, FIFA 12 is all yours

i wish i had my torn money converted to real money

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Posted on Thu Oct 06, 2011 18:53:00
Granted, it has now been converted into REAL monopoly MONEY! Check your monopoly game box!

I wish the Saw saga would finally end!

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Posted on Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:29:39
Granted, It get replaced by something even longer...

By BLS_PulzzeH_uK [982193]
Granted, "Susan Boyle clings on to your leg"


Susan Boyle is not a hot girl...

I wish I had many real hot girls sticking to me like glue...

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Posted on Fri Oct 07, 2011 13:20:51
Granted, the girls that starred in the nast '2 girls 1 cup' video cling to your leg lol

I wish my girlfriend would drive me to McDonalds..

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Posted on Fri Oct 07, 2011 14:15:21
Granted, but you need to pay for the meal and the line is very long...

I wish I had Wolverines healing abilities...

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Posted on Fri Oct 07, 2011 14:21:03
Granted, you then realise even wolverines healing powers cannot cure AIDS

i wish i could get a refund on my bazaar...

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Posted on Fri Oct 07, 2011 14:23:50
Granted, you spend a lot of time making use of these abilities because of the number of bloodthirsty enemies you've gained... you can't get up in the morning without getting stabbed in the forehead with a cleaver. It is a very painful existence you lead.

Edit: late. @^: Granted, you get the points back and your bazaar disappears right after that you come into many valuable items that are extremely cheap and wish you had a platform to sell them without having to worry about scammers..

I wish to do something legendary that would go down in history.

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Posted on Fri Oct 07, 2011 14:29:58
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Granted, you then realise even wolverines healing powers cannot cure AIDS


I thought Wolverines healing abilities can cure everything... It can even cure highly specialized viruses but not aids?!

Anyway:
Granted, you kill 10,000 people in a day and get the chair... At least you're (in)famous...

I wish for an awesome manly suit to wear, which will never look dorky or girly on me...

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Posted on Tue Oct 11, 2011 08:18:49
Granted!
You get to wear Superman's suit.. You'll never have the strength, speed or power that Superman has and it's completely up in the air whether you look dorky or girly. I'm leaning toward you looking girly or manly, but to each his own.

I wish for Danny_ to be chased by a live and angry turkey.

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Posted on Tue Oct 11, 2011 09:18:46
I wish i had plenteh of cash (loaded for very long time)

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Posted on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:37:57
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Granted!
You get to wear Superman's suit.. You'll never have the strength, speed or power that Superman has and it's completely up in the air whether you look dorky or girly. I'm leaning toward you looking girly or manly, but to each his own.

I wish for Danny_ to be chased by a live and angry turkey.


Why?!

Anyway:
granted, but as I cross the street the turkey gets run down by a car...

I wish for a good massage that actually helps reliving pain and stress...

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Posted on Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:42:06
Granted, however the person doing the massage is male and gives you a happy ending. Meaning you tense back up and question your sexuality.
;)

I wish i could have my Corn Snake this week.

Edit: P.S. corn snakes aren't poisonous, they're teeth are so small they barely cut the surface of skin, they're smaller then most snakes and can't strangle me.
Can't get the snake to hurt me

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Posted on Fri Oct 14, 2011 09:21:56

I wish i could have my Corn Snake this week.


Granted! Unfortunately, whether it's this week, next week, or next month, bestiality is ILLEGAL. What's even worse is your garden snake catches you "having" your corn snake, and both of them end up leaving you!

It's true - we can't get your snake to hurt you... you've already gone and hurt yourself!

I wish I was young again, so I could go out trick-or-treating this Halloween.


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Posted on Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:25:03
Granted, you're 4 years old but your only available guardian needs stay at home by the phone and so you cant go trick-or-treating

I wish for most comfortable pair of underpants in the world...

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Posted on Fri Oct 14, 2011 19:44:41
Granted, however they are made of weak material which breaks and your left with a pile of rags within seconds.

I wish i could beat Karty in a TC fight....

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Posted on Fri Oct 14, 2011 19:50:43
i wish i had a dp:s

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Posted on Fri Oct 14, 2011 20:36:39
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Granted, however they are made of weak material which breaks and your left with a pile of rags within seconds.

I wish i could beat Karty in a TC fight....


Granted, but he comes to your house afterwards and beats you up in real life

I wish for a spider man thread.

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Posted on Fri Oct 14, 2011 20:59:01
Granted, but it mutates into a man-spider thread

I wish I could create monsters that obey my every command...

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Posted on Fri Oct 14, 2011 21:45:31
He comes 400miles, from Wales to middle of England to beat me up after i attack him in a crime game? LOL

Granted, however they obey everyone elses commands as well.

I wish for more beer!

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Posted on Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:17:42
Granted, though I already took a few sips from the bottle

I wish I had secret, yet strong influences on all the world leaders

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Posted on Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:38:44
Granted, however your wishes mean the leaders are killed quickly and those who replace them are immune to your mental prowess.

I wish i had an extra large, pepperoni and jalapeno pizza with stuffed crust and BBQ sauce.

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Posted on Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:58:25
Granted, it isn't baked though

I wish I was Skynet taking over world with my terminator army...

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Posted on Sat Oct 15, 2011 13:59:46
Granted, unfortunately there's a big bang and the earths blown away by dark matter

I wish for some more time

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