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babynilisha
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 13:47:26
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bump:)
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Accepting new members to my faction apply with battle stats ^_^
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 13:52:19
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Granted you have a wonderful, playful, and happy puppy and a nice white carpet. You spend your days running to the store for stain remover.
Wish I had some beer.
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RustyMember
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 14:04:59
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your wish is granted but unfortunately someones pissd in the can which you realise all too late
I wish I had a nice trailer to kick back in
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 14:15:24
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Granted! Sadly, the toilets been backed up for months though, and given my all Cheddar diet....well, at least it was free. Enjoy!
I wish for Weapons of Mass Destruction, in bed.
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phillygangstas
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 14:18:49
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By ousel [1153096]
Granted you have a wonderful, playful, and happy puppy and a nice white carpet. You spend your days running to the store for stain remover.
Wish I had some beer. |
granted, but unfortunately a samurai warrior slices your throat before you could drink any. You had gone to visit his family, but you offended them by drinking the gift you were supposed to give them, the beer. instead of ordering you to commit seppuku, the family had a samurai do the job.
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 14:49:15
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Granted, it turns out that in bed you are a weapon of mass destruction.
I wish the river would thaw.
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 14:50:36
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granted
i wish everybody would be nicer on tc...
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 15:20:09
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Granted! Everyone in TC becomes instantly nice, but in keeping with balance in the Universe, they use this new found boost of niceness less often, and take up bountying newly registered members with reckless abandon!!! Slaughter in the streets prevails...
I wish for all the Stars to join and form a new constellation !
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Madrox
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 15:31:20
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Wish granted, but now all the planets get out of rotation and smash into each other causing the smaller to explode. Unfotunately, Jupitar just exploded earth.
I wish for all the munster cheese in the world.
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Dr_Pepper
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 15:32:48
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Granted, all the cheese that the Munster family has is given to you.
I wish gravity worked sideways
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BigMoneyHustla
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 15:47:24
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Granted! Now everyone in the world moves like a Jamiroquai video, how ridiculous
I wish for a pool full of honey to appear in my backyard.
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Damia
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 15:48:17
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Granted as your pinned against the wall everything on the other side of the room slams into you breaking every bone in your body causing you a slow agonizing death.
I wish for happy feet
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 15:49:01
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By BigMoneyHustla [941826]
Granted! Now everyone in the world moves like a Jamiroquai video, how ridiculous
I wish for a pool full of honey to appear in my backyard. |
Granted! But the gods are hipper than thou, and you awaken with an assload of milky honey and surrounded by Beefy Bisexual Bears and they are seriously "Hungry" !
I wish for a chamber maid!
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Madrox
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 15:51:21
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sorry posted too late
Edited by: Madrox on 20/03/09 at 3:52:35 PM
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Dr_Pepper
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 15:52:11
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Granted! A maid comes and changes your chamber pot for you every night.
I wish July would hurry up and get here
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Damia
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 15:52:28
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By BigMoneyHustla [941826]
Granted! Now everyone in the world moves like a Jamiroquai video, how ridiculous
I wish for a pool full of honey to appear in my backyard. |
Granted as your looking at the honey a dog pushes you in as a swarm of bees approach.. your choice to drown of honey or be stung to death
I wish for darkness
Edited by: Damia on 20/03/09 at 3:56:23 PM
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 16:03:28
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By Dr_Pepper [949590]
Granted! A maid comes and changes your chamber pot for you every night.
I wish July would hurry up and get here |
Granted! No sooner do you hang up the phone when "July" knocks on your door. This rather dumpy of escorts explains to you that she was born "Julie" but felt it lacked punch for a woman in the sex trade, so she vamped up the spelling. $5 and one stained tube top later...
I wish for a Fanny Pack (perfectly acceptable request in North America...)
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phillygangstas
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 16:30:47
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Granted, you now have a fanny pack filled with dog sh*t sewn to your waist...
I wish I could speak japanese
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 16:35:48
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By phillygangstas [943227]
Granted, you now have a fanny pack filled with dog sh*t sewn to your waist...
I wish I could speak japanese |
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I wish for an interactive Rorschach ! 
Edited by: 0ffline on 20/03/09 at 4:39:04 PM
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 18:52:21
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Granted.
I wish I knew what that was............:s
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 18:52:49
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Granted! (I Suppose)
But it gets eaten by bigfoot while your playing gta san andreas
I wish for a super duper hot air balloon
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 18:55:53
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granted but then before you can get in it a hurricane blows it away
i wish for an evil robotic ninja robot.
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babynilisha
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 19:00:16
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Granted!
i wish i had xray glasses bump:)
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 19:03:54
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Wish granted, but they are the ones that make it so you only see bone structure, and everyone is made female!
I wish I was a little bit taller.
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 19:07:21
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Granted! You grow 5 inches then shrink by 20 inches
I wish I could go to Egypt
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Dr_Pepper
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 19:09:38
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Granted. You find yourself buried up to your neck in the Egyptian desert as a camel comes to relieve himself on your head.
I wish I had a farm.
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 19:15:26
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granted but you magiclly turn into a pig and the other farmers have a glint in their eye that could be hungry but might be horny...you're not quite sure
I wish my girlfriend had a twin sister that was just as into me
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Dr_Pepper
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 19:26:03
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Granted but your girlfriend gets jealous and leaves you leaving you with the sister. So basically no gain/no loss.
I wish Melchizedek would be revealed.
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BigMoneyHustla
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 20:17:33
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Granted! Melchizedek comes out of the newly formed mist. Hauling ass on his white horse he beings whispering softly. From the heavens above come down a brilliant white light, and in an instant the smell of burnt flesh surrounds you. The light dissipates and you see that all the evil men have been purge of the earth. You laugh so hard at the fact of your survival! Too much however, and Melchizedek strikes you down! In a quick flash of light, all that is left of you is a pile of ashes.
I wish for a flying 4x4 segway
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phillygangstas
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Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 20:57:43
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Granted, but a Valkyrie comes and breaks all you bones before you get to enjoy it, so now you're an earthbound vegetable
I wish I had 100 xanax
Edited by: phillygangstas on 20/03/09 at 9:06:58 PM
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