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Ace0fSpades
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:06:20
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By zxcasdqwe [850645]
Granted. You warp the space time continuum and destroy everything that was, is and will be causing a massive paradox that soo paridoxialy paradoxical it is too paradoxical to write here.
I wish I could have a wish that I wished that I have a wish. |
But you won't get it 
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I used to be known as -slayer- but something happen to me that make me change my name..... Yeah.. I won thousands on a poker hand...fullhouse and a Ace of spades as kicker
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Legend_Killer
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:07:11
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By lastride619 [309905]
granted, but you pass out in the middle of the road and get ran over.
i wish i could read minds |
Granted but this skill turn you a crazy man and your parents leave you in a madhouse
I would like that the man below me don't spoil my dreams |
Granted! I won't spoil your dreams. The thought of the biggest, ugliest, person known to man walking through your dreams naked, will.
I wish I had $1 that would make baby mini dollars, which would grow into bigger full one dollar bills. Thus never running out of money.
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fugere
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:32:00
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Granted! Only your baby mini dollars suffer from a rare condition causing them to spontaneously combust after six seconds.
I wish for Ham!
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Emsy
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:33:55
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granted but you have to wait for the pig to die and cut it yourself before you get it
i want snow
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:35:15
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By 0ffline [636339]
Granted! Only your baby mini dollars suffer from a rare condition causing them to spontaneously combust after six seconds.
I wish for Ham! |
Granted! But one of my mini dollars was stuck in the ham when I was grocery shopping and lost some money. It combusts in your mouth as you eat the ham.
I wish I was invincible!
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ladydarko
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:42:55
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Granted but you got ran over again.
I wish I could go to warp tour -_-.
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:47:28
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By LadyDarko [986169]
Granted but you got ran over again.
I wish I could go to warp tour -_-. |
Granted! www.vanswarpedtour.com
:P
I wish I had a glow in the dark sword
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Twist3dInferno
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:52:52
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granted! but you stab yourself while trying to run around in the dark
I wish I had a could see the future.
Edited by: TwistedInferno on 17/03/09 at 2:54:39 AM
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:57:39
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By TwistedInferno [768116]
granted! but you stab yourself while trying to run around in the dark
I wish I had a could see the future. |
Granted! What you didn't realize, is that shortly after you got this ability it was too late. Once you dazed off into the future, you got shot from behind. Had you got it sooner, you woulda seen this coming. What a shame.
I wish I had a endless tub of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice cream
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UpRisen
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:58:02
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edit. too slow
Edited by: lastride619 on 17/03/09 at 2:59:18 AM
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bigrob316
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:58:28
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granted, but you can only see the future of someone that has nothing to do but watch I love Lucy reruns
I wish you didn't have to wait 7 days to get money from tc bank
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:59:31
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edit: too slow !
Edited by: 0ffline on 17/03/09 at 3:01:15 AM
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Twist3dInferno
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:00:38
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Granted! But rules are not meant to be broken and you are put in fed.
I wish I could fly.
Edited by: TwistedInferno on 17/03/09 at 3:03:08 AM
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SeaLion
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:02:49
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Granted but instead of pork in the scrapple it is your closest loved ones.
I wish for ice cream...
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Legend_Killer
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:03:03
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By TwistedInferno [768116]
Granted! But what you didnt know...is the game did not come with vowels..
I wish I could fly. |
Granted! But I already wished for that and died a tragic death. Now, cause you're thick headed, you learned to avoid planes but not a flock of birds who you flew face first too fast into one of their beaks. It's now stuck in your head, if it gets removed, you'll bleed to death before you can be saved.
I wish I could fire lazers from my eyes
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Twist3dInferno
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:07:02
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Granted! but as you get your power you are looking in the mirror at your house trying to fix your hair. Out of no where your hair is on fire and you start to melt.
I wish I could read minds.
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:09:55
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Granted! however immediately after aquiring this ability, your mind is filled with every thought of every living person, and a couple of dead ones. Your brain explodes.
I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
Edited by: MrJohnnyTorrio on 17/03/09 at 3:11:32 AM
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Twist3dInferno
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:14:05
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Granted! As you sit at home not working you get fat and fatter and keep on getting fat until you heart stops pumping and blows up from all the extra work.
I wish i was cool.
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:20:22
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By TwistedInferno [768116]
Granted! As you sit at home not working you get fat and fatter and keep on getting fat until you heart stops pumping and blows up from all the extra work.
I wish i was cool. |
Granted! But you're still ugly.
I wish I could have firey hair without burning myself alive
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jufilosofo
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:22:39
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Granted!! You will be so cool that you will not feel your hands and feets, and at last, you will be the "coolest" guy in the world!!!
I wish I have luck in cards...
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:24:24
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By TwistedInferno [768116]
Granted! As you sit at home not working you get fat and fatter and keep on getting fat until you heart stops pumping and blows up from all the extra work.
I wish i was cool. |
Granted! But you're still ugly.
I wish I could have firey hair without burning myself alive
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Granted! As your hair is a blaze you notice that it is about to rain. You run inside and and trip over the side walk and break your skull open. You die and your whole body burns.
I wish I owned a airplane.
Edited by: TwistedInferno on 17/03/09 at 3:25:29 AM
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:32:04
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^Granted! Only your airplane is 1/74th scale, and made of Cheese. Really Shitty cheese at that! More like Cheese Food Product. It lasts for ever, but tastes like ass.
I wish I had Hip Hop Stylin!
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:35:34
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Granted, but you go downtown and the brotha's and sistah's laugh and say your hip is more like hip replacement and your hop is more like a nelly skip.
I wish I had a chocolate ice cream cone right now.
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bigrob316
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:38:25
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granted but you bite into it only to realize it's fake
I wish I wasn't 30 already
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Angelics23
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:40:54
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granted you are now 31
I wish I didn't get jailed so much trying to do the tasks for the BB house.
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GayBadBoy
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:40:58
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granted, and you wake up looking like a reject from the Movie Cocoon.
I wish more people played this game.
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Rybanium
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:41:37
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bump
sorry
Edited by: katuroo on 17/03/09 at 3:42:15 AM
original wish (for thread)
I wish my cell phone was as small as an ipod shuffle
Edited by: katuroo on 17/03/09 at 3:44:13 AM
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Angelics23
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:43:14
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granted you soon lose your cell easily and never find it
I wish I had cherry garcia ice cream right about now
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:43:22
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Granted, only the ice cream casues brain freeze, which triggers a memory of you suffering the same fate in third grade, when you pooped your pants on that really long car ride with your parents. You laugh so hard at the memory of it all that you brown one out just like yester-year,
I wish I found something other than poop jokes funny
Edited by: 0ffline on 17/03/09 at 3:46:47 AM
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Angelics23
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 03:51:44
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[quote]By 0ffline [636339]
Granted, only the ice cream casues brain freeze, which triggers a memory of you suffering the same fate in third grade, when you pooped your pants on that really long car ride with your parents. You laugh so hard at the memory of it all that you brown one out just like yester-year,
I wish I found something other than poop jokes funny
Granted. you now find fart jokes being more funny than poop jokes
I wish I remembered what I was going to wish for....
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