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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 23:18:16
Granted but everyone leaves.

I wish for world peace.

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 23:23:11
By ethanchant [917005]
Granted but everyone leaves.

I wish for world peace.


Granted! Everyone commits suicide. No more drama, no more fighting.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.



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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 23:29:36
unfortunately you have to work while I get to ride around in my Ford GT40


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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 23:34:58
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By ethanchant [917005]
Granted but everyone leaves.

I wish for world peace.


Granted! Everyone commits suicide. No more drama, no more fighting.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.



granted but you house catches fire that day when you were in, you end up in hosp for 72 hours

i want a pet rock


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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 23:45:47
Granted.
Unfortunately on the way down a hill it rolls over so you can tickle its belly and crushes you.

I wish I was the richest TCplayer.

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 00:01:52
Granted. You find a skateboard which you sell for a bundle and miraculously everytime you gamble the profits at Blackjack you win. Eventually you tire of this and start selling private islands on the cheap to newbs for the fun of it. Sooner or later you become so mega rich that the economy becomes meaningless due to hyper inflation and TC is forced to shut down. Thanks for ruining a great game

I wish there were no more oil

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 00:03:58
Granted, now instead of oil cars and machines run on broken dreams

I wish I had a better wish

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 00:08:01
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Granted! I do not know what that is so I give you a can of poop. You then die from trying to get high off the poop.

I wish for a pretty rainbow with ponies and fairies and BRAIN SUCKING DEMONS FORM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!!


You sent $100,000 to zxcasdqwe with the message: Corrupt A Wish Lightening Round Wierdo Cash Splash



Bring ! Back ! DONGS !!!

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 00:11:51
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Your wish to be Michael Jackson's bish is granted.

I wish I could go to Japan.


Edited by: LadyDarko on 18/03/09 at 12:12:19 AM

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 00:11:58
Corrupt a Wish to be Pablo Escobar

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 01:47:48
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@Shadow

Your wish to be Michael Jackson's bish is granted.

I wish I could go to Japan.


Edited by: LadyDarko on 18/03/09 at 12:12:19 AM


Granted! You land in Japan and decide to celebrate by getting an elaborate traditional back tattoo! Sadly, the motif you chose is misinterpreted by a passing Yakuza who happens to be eating KFC. Using his vast resourcefulness, the Yakuza cracks a chicken bone into a pointy micro-spear and stabs you six hundred and seventy three times!

I wish for Dirty Bird!

Bring ! Back ! DONGS !!!

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 01:51:13
Granted! Mike Vick pops in front of you and starts to dance. So you start to dance with him. And a big dog fight breaks out from no where and you get mauled.

I wish I could stop time.


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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 02:40:08
Granted but you stop with the time

I wish my toes were made of butter.


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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 04:03:42
Granted but the rest of your body is also made of butter so you melt on a hot summer day

I wish I had more money

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 04:05:31
Granted, but now you have so much money its coming out your ass so no one wants to touch it

I wish I was a chicken with human arms
*bonus props to whoever gets the reference*

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 04:08:56
Granted, but your human arms are really huge tumors from cancer, so you die.

I wish I had a pot of gold

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 04:12:38
Granted, here's your pot of poop covered in gold

I wish people would stop making wishes about getting money and start being more original

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 06:17:43
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Granted, here's your pot of poop covered in gold

I wish people would stop making wishes about getting money and start being more original


Granted! Only problem is my wish..


I wish to be more original.

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 06:19:44
i wiah for anytihing make it come true please



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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 06:24:25
By GoKu3Z [78601]
i wiah for anytihing make it come true please


Granted! Your wish for "ANYTHING" has come true. You have lost all of your experience in Torn City. You will drop back down to level 1, only this time, you start in the negative stats. Not -10 either, you dropped completely down to negative whatever number your current stats are.

All of your money goes to Chedburns retirement plan in which he shortly considers and TC is left without an owner to keep Staff in check, and no more server upgrades.

Basically what this means is - You ruined it all!

I wish my cell phone, when ringing, flew to me. This way I can leave it in one room of my house and go to a different room and not have to chase it around!



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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 06:44:09
I wish my cell phone, when ringing, flew to me. This way I can leave it in one room of my house and go to a different room and not have to chase it around!


granted... alas it will be the first and the last call you received on your flying phone because it flew at you so quickly it actually smashed into your head and embedded itself into your skull. You still received the call but the caller could only hear the last breaths of your life as you gurgle in blood trying to ask for help.

i wish for the ability to read people's mind so that i can always figure out what the bloody hell girls want... haha

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 06:48:49
Granted but they still dont want you

I wish i could drink and drive better


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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 06:51:37
By cosby [909910]
Granted but they still dont want you

I wish i could drink and drive better


Granted! The ability to drink and drive better has taken over your ability to drive, period.

You're only good when drinking alcohol and the world has run scarce of alcohol. You either have to resort to walking or drink a lot of Red Bull to get your wings.

Thanks, so much for my St. Patricks Day shot!

I wish I stayed age 21 after this year, forever.


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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 06:53:32
Granted but everyone dies around you.

I wish my pepsi was coke.


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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 06:56:12
By cosby [909910]
Granted but everyone dies around you.

I wish my pepsi was coke.



Granted! But now you have to pay for the Coke AND the Pepsi with double the deposit.

I wish I could walk through walls.


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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 14:06:25
Granted but only if the walls are made of jello

I wish i could change the TV with no remote


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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 14:46:07
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Granted but only if the walls are made of jello

I wish i could change the TV with no remote


Granted, you now have to get up and walk over to the tv to change channels.

I wish I had a swimming pool filled with jello

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 15:07:03
Granted!! After some time of fun, you notice that you cant move anymore, and now your only way out is eating all your olympic jello pool...

I wish that my car win all the races!!

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 15:52:44
Granted, and your car wins every race it enters!! Sadly, it was stolen three months ago, and the team using it completely denies that its yours.

I wish for The Greatest Most Delectable Chicken Treat Of All !

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Posted on Wed Mar 18, 2009 15:54:58
Granted! but as soon as it's handed to you someone dumps a pot of acid on you!



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