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Thread created on Tue Mar 17, 2009 00:51:47
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Welcome To Secret Enhanced Corrupt - A - Wish!!!



Last Edited: Sat Nov 20, 2010 08:21:02
Bring ! Back ! DONGS !!!
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 00:52:44
i want something

Manual labor: 24,853 Intelligence: 132,786 Endurance: 25,282

Unless you cant pay me 1.4m a day i wont leave my current job
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 00:53:13
you get a sfak:@

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 00:54:53
You play like this:

I wish I can get more cuffs.

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 00:56:27
Granted! Sadly, the cuffs you recieve are attached to your wrist, and the back of Bueno's Car. Your mangled body dances down the street as Bueno heads off in pursuit of Lucky Strikes and Desperados....


I wish for Halibut!

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 00:56:29
By LadyDarko [986169]
You play like this:

I wish I can get more cuffs.


Steel market gone broke, no go! I wish I had morphine:(

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 00:59:15
I tried! bump:s

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:00:17
Granted but it made your manhood shrink.

I wish the old NR came back.

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:09:39
Granted! But the old lag came with it and destroyed the servers.

I wish E didn't equal mc^2

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:14:23
granted, but the change in the universe makes all sex painful for everyone on earth

i wish i owned a PI

edit:made it sound better


Edited by: shakemup on 17/03/09 at 1:15:13 AM

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:15:50
Granted but it's located within the Bermuda Triangle and you disappear

I wish I could time travel

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:20:30
granted, run as hard as u can and you might be faster then the light.

I wish i had WLT shares.

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:22:51
sit up all night playing and there might be some available

i wish i had my barbie doll back

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:24:33
Granted, only it magically appears lodged in your rectum, and when the proctologist finally extracts it, it has to be destroyed as its contaminated medical waste.

I wish for peace in torn city.

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:26:36
Granted, from now on everyone will listen to me as the new dictator. no more fighting!

I wish i had high heels

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:27:56
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Granted, from now on everyone will listen to me as the new dictator. no more fighting!

I wish i had high heels


Granted, but your crappy attempt at begging via fun and games gets you enemies and animosity instead. You die alone, unloved, and by chocking on a bag of medical waste containing a barbie head.

I wish for Zapatista

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:28:50
Boys dont wear high heels...

I want 3 couches


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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:30:16
you get 3 couches but they're termite infested

i want a whip

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:32:02
granted but someone will steal it 2 sec after you get it


I wish I had a stat enhancer

: -edit: having problems with iPod


Edited by: -Slayer- on 17/03/09 at 1:38:07 AM

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:37:11
You get the stat enhancer, but when you tried to use it, you find it impossible to lift the dumbells and have to sell it, only to find that all your stuff is missing the next day!

I wish I had a rpg... lol offline u get it.

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:43:28
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You get the stat enhancer, but when you tried to use it, you find it impossible to lift the dumbells and have to sell it, only to find that all your stuff is missing the next day!

I wish I had a rpg... lol offline u get it.


Granted! But since you didn't specify, you'll be receiving Final Fantasy for the Nintendo in the mail. Good luck playing it!

I wish I had the ability to fly.


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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:45:53
Granted but when you closed your eyes while flying a plane strikes on you and you fall down dead


I would like to be a staff member


Edited by: -Slayer- on 17/03/09 at 1:47:56 AM

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:47:38
bump

Custom signatures like above for 200.000$ up

i chaged my name but i am truley Spartan-117
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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:52:57
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Granted but when you closed your eyes while flying a plane strikes on you and you fall down dead


I would like to be a staff member



Granted! But now you have all of the work I left unfinished as a staff member when I had to leave + every fed jail report to go through thoroughally. You have 10 minutes to do it, or you'll be federal jailed yourself and destaffed.

I wish I had invisibility.




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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:54:54
Granted. On your first day as a staff member, you are covered in paperwork and end up getting 12,312 paper cuts and you bleed to death.

I wish I could get fat.

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:56:00
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Granted. On your first day as a staff member, you are covered in paperwork and end up getting 12,312 paper cuts and you bleed to death.

I wish I could get fat.


Granted - You are fat. Too fat to get out of bed, they lift you by helicopter and when you're getting lypo, everything goes terribly wrong and you die.

Again, I wish I had inivisibility



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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 01:58:12
granted, but you pass out in the middle of the road and get ran over.

i wish i could read minds

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:00:13
Granted!

Now that you can read minds you hear constant voices in your head. They are thoughts of everyone around you - You eventually cannot take it anymore and jump off a bridge.

I wish I had XRay Vision

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:00:56
Granted. You warp the space time continuum and destroy everything that was, is and will be causing a massive paradox that soo paridoxialy paradoxical it is too paradoxical to write here.

I wish I could have a wish that I wished that I have a wish.

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:03:38
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granted, but you pass out in the middle of the road and get ran over.

i wish i could read minds


Granted but this skill turn you a crazy man and your parents leave you in a madhouse


I would like that the man below me don't spoil my dreams

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Posted on Tue Mar 17, 2009 02:04:55
slayer you missed a few

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