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Thread created on Sat Nov 30, 2013 15:17:35
Last replied to on Tue Dec 03, 2013 03:07:49
Message me and ill give you $1m

Message and join comp $2m

Message me, join comp, bring a friend $3m

Message me, join company, are a noob, get $3m and free rent

Dont care anymore, giving money away, just ask.

Tell me a funny joke, $ 4m

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FormallyKnownAs

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Posted on Sat Nov 30, 2013 15:22:11
What did Bruce Lee get for Christmas?

AAA-TOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Once again a donator \o/
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TheDarkLegacy

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Posted on Sat Nov 30, 2013 15:24:43
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off her swing?

Her dad threw a fridge at her

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Incognito

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Posted on Sat Nov 30, 2013 15:49:19
A guy shows up late for work. He boss booms: You should've been here by 8:30am!
The guy looks questioningly at the boss, then enquires: What? What happened that 8:30am?

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Send me a teddy bear and be rewarded with $1000. Go to my profile for more information.
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HlingNadiMoeOo

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Posted on Sat Nov 30, 2013 16:16:55
At a night a husband and a wife sleep together in bed.Suddenly the wife screamed "my husband is coming back!!" and as soon as she screamed the husband woke up,opened the window and jumped out of the window.And then he thought that "I'm her husband".

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Shadow15

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Posted on Sat Nov 30, 2013 16:23:45
At a night a husband and a wife sleep together in bed. Suddenly the husband screamed "my wife is coming back!!" and as soon as he screamed the wife woke up,opened the window and jumped out of the window.And then she thought that "I'm his wife".


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brko21

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Posted on Sat Nov 30, 2013 16:25:53
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

Pulchritudinous [856492] coolest guy ever
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slovarji
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Posted on Sat Nov 30, 2013 16:28:56
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.

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Bionic_Commando
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Posted on Sat Nov 30, 2013 16:29:31
BF:I Love you
GF: I hate you
BF: Why?
Gf: Cause I love more than you

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Pixel

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Posted on Sat Nov 30, 2013 17:18:39
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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dragonblaze2
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Posted on Sat Nov 30, 2013 17:26:23
hello


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Deismis

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Posted on Sat Nov 30, 2013 18:40:06
What do duct tape and The Force have in common?

They both have a light side and a dark side and hold the universe together.

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zombie2012

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Posted on Sun Dec 01, 2013 09:18:33
Why should you not play football with cheetahs,( the animal)?

Because they cheat

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ClegVentra

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Posted on Sun Dec 01, 2013 09:25:23
Are you sure you''re a proton?
I'm positive!

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Krachas

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Posted on Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:44:58
Well, it works! thx R+

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tealeave
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Posted on Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:55:00
rated r+

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Jet7
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Posted on Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:57:35
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the fox cross the road? To eat the chicken.
Why did the lion cross the road? To eat the fox
Why did Jet7 cross the road? KFC.

I don't know if this is classed as a joke or just a bunch of retarded facts LMAO

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benjd

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Posted on Sun Dec 01, 2013 17:02:03
What did one snowman say to the other? 'Do you smell carrots?'

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DarkeningDoom

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Posted on Sun Dec 01, 2013 17:22:02
As a funeral director, I take every chance I get to tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.

Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be f**king hilarious



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RunawayPenguin

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Posted on Sun Dec 01, 2013 17:49:41
2 golldfish are sat in a tank.
One says to the other "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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SavageInstincts

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Posted on Mon Dec 02, 2013 08:59:31
a man approaches a cute lady at a bar and says i just got this watch and says it tells the future and after a few drinks he says your not wearing panties then the girl said yes i am and he looks at his watch and go's oh it must be a hour fast
:D

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tat2dguy
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Posted on Mon Dec 02, 2013 09:41:48
What did one virus say to another?
Stay away! I think I've got penicillin!

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ClegVentra

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Posted on Mon Dec 02, 2013 09:44:25
The complex number says to pi "You are irrational!" Pi simply replies "Get real".

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SilentKing

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Posted on Mon Dec 02, 2013 21:22:23
A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar.
But there's no rabbi and no shaman and it's actually my 8th birthday.
And the priest is molesting me.
And the priest is my dad and he's not a priest.
My dad molested me. A lot.

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jamesbond

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Posted on Mon Dec 02, 2013 21:32:49
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...

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MafiaCrew
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Posted on Mon Dec 02, 2013 22:30:34
BF:I Love you
GF: why?
BF: bec your awesome
Gf: then proof it to me

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Posted on Mon Dec 02, 2013 23:21:03
why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side obv

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Fl0w3rChild
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Posted on Tue Dec 03, 2013 01:37:50
Moneyz plzzzz

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MrRamos04

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Posted on Tue Dec 03, 2013 02:15:19
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

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MrRamos04

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Posted on Tue Dec 03, 2013 02:16:13
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, found out about their scheme just before class the following day, so he bide his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France." The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."

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MrRamos04

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Posted on Tue Dec 03, 2013 02:16:40
An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear. Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpses anus and licked it. Now you must do the same, he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
Second, the professor continued, you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this mans anus, but licked my index finger?

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