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Thread created on Tue Oct 29, 2013 22:45:17
Last replied to on Sun Nov 03, 2013 03:43:08
im leaving torn soon, ive got a few medical items left so any joke you tell that makes me laugh ill send you either a morphine or fak

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Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2013 02:15:24
My girlfriend said to me the other day: "You never take me anywhere expensive!"
I said: "Ok, put your coat on & follow me."
She asked: "Ohh where are we going?!"
I replied: "The f**king petrol station."

(One of my favourites)

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Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2013 02:44:39
Sam: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sam: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

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Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2013 03:03:04
do you have an inhaler?...i heard you got that ASSma

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Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2013 03:30:25
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Sam: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sam: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..




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Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:48:40
a mosquito get into a boy pant and bite tthe girl hand

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Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:56:46
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

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Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2013 13:04:55
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give
me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do
that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She
then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you
doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so
much that you've gone crazy. I think you
need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss
says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't
work in the dark."

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Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2013 13:41:03
Little girl: Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'
Mother: Because he thinks he's a chicken.
Little girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mother: Because we need the eggs.

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Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2013 15:07:44
You are not allowed to ever leave Torn... (Torn owns your soul)

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Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2013 15:08:56
ya ryt!!

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Posted on Wed Oct 30, 2013 16:57:52
I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.

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Posted on Sun Nov 03, 2013 03:32:16
how do Mexicans cut pizza?

with little caesars.

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Posted on Sun Nov 03, 2013 03:43:08
this old lady says to me, "i don't celebrate halloween -- i don't like associating women with witches." i felt like i needed a rimshot when i replied, "we wouldn't want to give witches a bad name, huh?" she even laughed with me.

bnr+

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