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Thread created on Fri Aug 16, 2013 01:59:39
Last replied to on Fri Aug 16, 2013 03:11:16
|Eh, I don't know if these are funny but here are some jokes I thought of that I found humorous.|
Each joke starts with this but you will get the joke anyway
Once there was a Drunkard and a man named Sober....
All the "punch lines" or whatever you call them are bolded
...and they were walking down the street. When they were stopped by a large fence. Then the Drunkard jumped over the fence.
Sober: How did you do that!?
Drunkard: I got hops
...and they were outside during the night. The Drunkard was reading a book.
Sober: How can you read when it is so dark out?
Drunkard: It is easy when the moonshines
...and Sober once came up to the Drunkard and slapped him to get him to pay attention.
Drunkard: What the Hell man?!
Sober: I am sorry, I did not mean to rum you the wrong way!
...and they were walking down the street when Sober twisted his ankle. The Drunkard picked him up and started carrying him.
Sober: How can you pick me up?!
Drunkard: Bud your Light
...and The Drunkard snuck up on Sober and spooked him.
Sober: AHH! Sheesh! It ales me when you do that
So... I have more material but I want to know what you guys think of these so far. If you like them. Send me a beer. [Or if you are cheap, reply to this post]
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Posted on Fri Aug 16, 2013 03:11:16
|How about this one?|
Bessie Braddock: You, sir are drunk.
Winston Churchill: And you are ugly, but I will be sober in the morning and you shall still be ugly.
That's close to how it goes but there is contoversy over how Winston Churchill actually said it.