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Thread created on Sun Aug 04, 2013 22:54:47
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You Pick your battles ! , Others reading decide who wins.
There will be 3 rounds ! , And the winner of the battle will receive a prize personally from me


Lets Go ! Just for the Day !

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Posted on Sun Aug 04, 2013 23:59:44
ok I think I might try

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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 00:19:05
By b0ti [1563474]
ok I think I might try


!!!FIGHT!!!

*Guiles theme starts playing

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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 00:29:37
I eat crepes, they're like pancakes
Flat round sugar coated and found
In French places like the Alps and Alsace

Packed filled with bananas chocolate and cream
Nutella spread thick like a Hazelnut wet dream.

No American breakfast, these fluffy bastards are a dinner delight
Fluffy and light
Paired with a cognac or brandy is outta sight
Ask JJ and he'll scream "this shizz is Dynonite!"
These pants are tight
No longer fit me right
Been constipated since at least last Thursday night

So imma chase em down
With Turkish coffee and some sugar (brown)
Should help move everything through Colon Town
Imma surely lift my hands and head up high
When the event is nigh
"Jesus, Please! Lemmie drop a deuce before I die!"
As my sphincter lets out a whimpering sigh
Letting my burden go slip on by
Losing the feeling in my legs, I start to cry
But the pain has been worth it cause crepes, baby, it'll always be just you and I.

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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 00:34:50
By 0ffline [1372001]
I eat crepes, they're like pancakes
Flat round sugar coated and found
In French places like the Alps and Alsace

Packed filled with bananas chocolate and cream
Nutella spread thick like a Hazelnut wet dream.

No American breakfast, these fluffy bastards are a dinner delight
Fluffy and light
Paired with a cognac or brandy is outta sight
Ask JJ and he'll scream "this shizz is Dynonite!"
These pants are tight
No longer fit me right
Been constipated since at least last Thursday night

So imma chase em down
With Turkish coffee and some sugar (brown)
Should help move everything through Colon Town
Imma surely lift my hands and head up high
When the event is nigh
"Jesus, Please! Lemmie drop a deuce before I die!"
As my sphincter lets out a whimpering sigh
Letting my burden go slip on by
Losing the feeling in my legs, I start to cry
But the pain has been worth it cause crepes, baby, it'll always be just you and I.


It's fair to say the crepes won

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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 00:36:05
So Scoot is Guiles and fights like tiger?
Im that Russki dude, who crush with Piledrive.
So battle begun, you ready to fight?
I'll beat in Muay Thai like I beat Sagat.

So maybe your Rocky? So Im Ivan Drago,
And I'll kick your ass without further ado
You cant match the power, that comes from the East
cause every Russki and Pole is quite a beast

And after I'll squash your nose, with fist
and dance on your grave and have drinking feast


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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 07:09:39
By b0ti [1563474]
So Scoot is Guiles and fights like tiger?
Im that Russki dude, who crush with Piledrive.
So battle begun, you ready to fight?
I'll beat in Muay Thai like I beat Sagat.

So maybe your Rocky? So Im Ivan Drago,
And I'll kick your ass without further ado
You cant match the power, that comes from the East
cause every Russki and Pole is quite a beast

And after I'll squash your nose, with fist
and dance on your grave and have drinking feast


So b0ti likes to refference movies and make metaphors?
No. Bad b0ti. Go and do your chores.
I can hear your mother calling
You must be late for dinner
But don't fret; You'll still leave me a winner

The "piledrive" huh? Sounds like a powerful move.
You would know, after all, your husband showed it to you
Is your house a shed? Because you're a tool
And you're not allowed 250 feet near a school

That's enough for me, you've seen my witt
I await your rebuttal, hopefully forthwith.

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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 14:49:26
By 0ffline [1372001]
I eat crepes, they're like pancakes
Flat round sugar coated and found
In French places like the Alps and Alsace

Packed filled with bananas chocolate and cream
Nutella spread thick like a Hazelnut wet dream.

No American breakfast, these fluffy bastards are a dinner delight
Fluffy and light
Paired with a cognac or brandy is outta sight
Ask JJ and he'll scream "this shizz is Dynonite!"
These pants are tight
No longer fit me right
Been constipated since at least last Thursday night

So imma chase em down
With Turkish coffee and some sugar (brown)
Should help move everything through Colon Town
Imma surely lift my hands and head up high
When the event is nigh
"Jesus, Please! Lemmie drop a deuce before I die!"
As my sphincter lets out a whimpering sigh
Letting my burden go slip on by
Losing the feeling in my legs, I start to cry
But the pain has been worth it cause crepes, baby, it'll always be just you and I.


So now lets have battle with the crepes eater,
from eating this shit you wont get fitter!
And to fight with Drago you need to be fit,
cause Ivan can kill with one simple hit.

First one goes straight, 2nd hits jaw
to the rest of your life, you will eat through straw.
And "I must break youuu!" I will keep roaring
casue Im the champion, and you are just boring

So 2 battles won, Im sure I succed
its time to drink booze and get some good weed
cause only with style we celebrate victory
b0ti's the name, Im on road to glory






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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 16:41:46
Oh I want in on this.

*waits for someone to come at me*

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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 17:10:36
philoten man
yr just a peice of cr**
skills, looks, man you lack all of that
in this thread to have a little fun,
but tears will be falling when im fully done
yh coz im just warming up so dont get to happs,
the only prize your going to get are 2 huge slapps
ill slap you so hard my hand print will be marked on yr red ugly face,
so dont act too tough or ill get out my mace
yh coz ill brake all yr bones
and ill mess with yr head,
when im done with you yr gonna wish you was dead
i beat you, FULL STOP, but i dont think you learned ....

When You Fu** With Me,
Your Gonna Get Burned ...



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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 17:31:13
By MrsS3xy [1573749]
philoten man
yr just a peice of cr**
skills, looks, man you lack all of that
in this thread to have a little fun,
but tears will be falling when im fully done
yh coz im just warming up so dont get to happs,
the only prize your going to get are 2 huge slapps
ill slap you so hard my hand print will be marked on yr red ugly face,
so dont act too tough or ill get out my mace
yh coz ill brake all yr bones
and ill mess with yr head,
when im done with you yr gonna wish you was dead
i beat you, FULL STOP, but i dont think you learned ....

When You Fu** With Me,
Your Gonna Get Burned ...



Sorry to interrupt but girl are you illiterate?
slating this man like he's a degenerate
MrsS3xy? oh what an original name
I can tell within two seconds that girl you vain
i'm afraid that if I slate you you may just cry
but then again, I couldn't give a f***, kiss your ass goodbye
is this really the scene for a little girl to be?
Just don't get mad and take your period out on me
i'll give you 5 minutes to go and re-arrange that tampon
If you come back and you're worth it then bi*** this is game on


Last Edited: Mon Aug 05, 2013 17:32:12
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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 17:33:26
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I eat crepes, they're like pancakes
Flat round sugar coated and found
In French places like the Alps and Alsace

Packed filled with bananas chocolate and cream
Nutella spread thick like a Hazelnut wet dream.

No American breakfast, these fluffy bastards are a dinner delight
Fluffy and light
Paired with a cognac or brandy is outta sight
Ask JJ and he'll scream "this shizz is Dynonite!"
These pants are tight
No longer fit me right
Been constipated since at least last Thursday night

So imma chase em down
With Turkish coffee and some sugar (brown)
Should help move everything through Colon Town
Imma surely lift my hands and head up high
When the event is nigh
"Jesus, Please! Lemmie drop a deuce before I die!"
As my sphincter lets out a whimpering sigh
Letting my burden go slip on by
Losing the feeling in my legs, I start to cry
But the pain has been worth it cause crepes, baby, it'll always be just you and I.


It's fair to say the crepes won


Oh no! I got it all wrong!
Scootaloo, your pithy patter rings true
Instead of a battle I wrote a crepe love song

Your raised eyebrows dont bother me none
I been elbow deep in your mom since day one
It's down to me and the other 80 guys to figure who calls you "son"

It's not something I say to be mean, it don't mean a thing
But your mom's had more meat between her buns than Burger King
And only a small few by comparison went in through the front door
But compared to the million who didnt, what's a few thousand more?

Rap battles are for your generation
Old school old timers, we tend to approach with hesitation
See back in the day, odds are we knew your moms
Generous ladies with skills like Tom Brady when it comes to serving up pies and corn cobs
It's not for fear of offending we tend to refrain from stepping inside the court
We're just terrified she'll recognize our face and sue for child support.


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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 23:18:56
By 0ffline [1372001]
By Scootaloo [1590427]
By 0ffline [1372001]
I eat crepes, they're like pancakes
Flat round sugar coated and found
In French places like the Alps and Alsace

Packed filled with bananas chocolate and cream
Nutella spread thick like a Hazelnut wet dream.

No American breakfast, these fluffy bastards are a dinner delight
Fluffy and light
Paired with a cognac or brandy is outta sight
Ask JJ and he'll scream "this shizz is Dynonite!"
These pants are tight
No longer fit me right
Been constipated since at least last Thursday night

So imma chase em down
With Turkish coffee and some sugar (brown)
Should help move everything through Colon Town
Imma surely lift my hands and head up high
When the event is nigh
"Jesus, Please! Lemmie drop a deuce before I die!"
As my sphincter lets out a whimpering sigh
Letting my burden go slip on by
Losing the feeling in my legs, I start to cry
But the pain has been worth it cause crepes, baby, it'll always be just you and I.


It's fair to say the crepes won


Oh no! I got it all wrong!
Scootaloo, your pithy patter rings true
Instead of a battle I wrote a crepe love song

Your raised eyebrows dont bother me none
I been elbow deep in your mom since day one
It's down to me and the other 80 guys to figure who calls you "son"

It's not something I say to be mean, it don't mean a thing
But your mom's had more meat between her buns than Burger King
And only a small few by comparison went in through the front door
But compared to the million who didnt, what's a few thousand more?

Rap battles are for your generation
Old school old timers, we tend to approach with hesitation
See back in the day, odds are we knew your moms
Generous ladies with skills like Tom Brady when it comes to serving up pies and corn cobs
It's not for fear of offending we tend to refrain from stepping inside the court
We're just terrified she'll recognize our face and sue for child support.


You sent $100,000 to 0ffline with the message: Daddy?

You win

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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 23:20:52
ayo, dis aint no time to play
aye, i said come at me, today
aint got no time for that, stay
lemme give yo a lesson to pay
yeah, you gotta worship me like a god
i aint no man, imma king, broad comes at me
cos im a dime, slippin bens like odd and even game
stacked full, strapped heavy, hear my name
i aint gotta waste on your shame
im gonna take aim on yo head and maim you
bring yo peeps, i got dirty few
gonna screw yall women, like mountain dew
so tasty yet so slimy, they cum at me true
now what, boy? wanna try me? u gotta woo me
to get a chance to kiss my feet
and kick you back to yo street

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Posted on Tue Aug 06, 2013 00:11:46
By b0ti [1563474]
ok I think I might try


0.o

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Posted on Tue Aug 06, 2013 00:23:18
By DrunkenBullets [1581125]
ayo, dis aint no time to play
aye, i said come at me, today
aint got no time for that, stay
lemme give yo a lesson to pay
yeah, you gotta worship me like a god
i aint no man, imma king, broad comes at me
cos im a dime, slippin bens like odd and even game
stacked full, strapped heavy, hear my name
i aint gotta waste on your shame
im gonna take aim on yo head and maim you
bring yo peeps, i got dirty few
gonna screw yall women, like mountain dew
so tasty yet so slimy, they cum at me true
now what, boy? wanna try me? u gotta woo me
to get a chance to kiss my feet
and kick you back to yo street


Sorry to interject, but 3749645566_DoYouSpeakEnglish_answer_4_xl

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Posted on Tue Aug 06, 2013 01:40:25
i can speak english but its what rap battles are. Rap dont have to be perfect english so I speak slang and gangsta, whats wrong with it?

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Posted on Tue Aug 06, 2013 01:55:27
By MrsS3xy [1573749]
philoten man
yr just a peice of cr**
skills, looks, man you lack all of that
in this thread to have a little fun,
but tears will be falling when im fully done
yh coz im just warming up so dont get to happs,
the only prize your going to get are 2 huge slapps
ill slap you so hard my hand print will be marked on yr red ugly face,
so dont act too tough or ill get out my mace
yh coz ill brake all yr bones
and ill mess with yr head,
when im done with you yr gonna wish you was dead
i beat you, FULL STOP, but i dont think you learned ....

When You Fu** With Me,
Your Gonna Get Burned ...





Wow, that was quite entertaining,
You just a little rapper in training.
You come at me and try to end it quick,
If you think that's gonna work damn girl you're thick.
I don't play games I go right for the kill,
My rhymes so hot better have a fire drill.
Get outside quick think its your own free will,
Not knowing its an action of my superior skill.
You may have avoided the fire but now here comes the thunder,
Time to blow your rap asunder,
Oh wait now here comes the lightning,
I know its a bit frightening,
But enlightening, your whitening and tightening your grip,
You sound like you have a cleft lip.
Just shut up and listen,
your an addition,
To my list of defeated,
You competed and lost its over - rover.

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Posted on Tue Aug 06, 2013 02:13:50
By Philoten [1646213]
By MrsS3xy [1573749]
philoten man
yr just a peice of cr**
skills, looks, man you lack all of that
in this thread to have a little fun,
but tears will be falling when im fully done
yh coz im just warming up so dont get to happs,
the only prize your going to get are 2 huge slapps
ill slap you so hard my hand print will be marked on yr red ugly face,
so dont act too tough or ill get out my mace
yh coz ill brake all yr bones
and ill mess with yr head,
when im done with you yr gonna wish you was dead
i beat you, FULL STOP, but i dont think you learned ....

When You Fu** With Me,
Your Gonna Get Burned ...





Wow, that was quite entertaining,
You just a little rapper in training.
You come at me and try to end it quick,
If you think that's gonna work damn girl you're thick.
I don't play games I go right for the kill,
My rhymes so hot better have a fire drill.
Get outside quick think its your own free will,
Not knowing its an action of my superior skill.
You may have avoided the fire but now here comes the thunder,
Time to blow your rap asunder,
Oh wait now here comes the lightning,
I know its a bit frightening,
But enlightening, your whitening and tightening your grip,
You sound like you have a cleft lip.
Just shut up and listen,
your an addition,
To my list of defeated,
You competed and lost its over - rover.




ahh so you finally decided to come out of your little hole ?
your rap was so dead i would rather stare at a pile of coal,
man u say im thick ?
well your family trees a cactus,
full of dumb little pricks
you say im 'addition'
man i will subtract yr life away
ill divide yr wife from you then multiply her with me and my bed today
you say lightnings coming
i own lightnng
man i fu**ing own you !
ill be eating in my private island whilst youll be drinking outta the loo
so stop acting tough and stop acting bold



coz im an iced out G
and thats what i get told ...


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Posted on Tue Aug 06, 2013 08:57:41
By DrunkenBullets [1581125]
i can speak english but its what rap battles are. Rap dont have to be perfect english so I speak slang and gangsta, whats wrong with it?


Just ignore me. I was having a bit of a crappy day and the grammar annoyed me

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Posted on Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:22:10
Let these be the signs of the Science of Torn
I'm in a class of my own
When there's an emission of grace
Know it's a mission of grades
Operation copulation of books
No abortion of success
I work hard till I see an establishment
I'll sit back and reflect on my work
I'll krow hard know my accomplishment

Man conserve what you converse and not what you confess
Cos imma kick you with my converse
If you let the cat outta the bag
So bored, I rolled newspapers around a stick and broke it
Call it breaking news
Cos my d*ck's been blown and it's mind blowing to my friends
And oh, them b*tches after I 'f' 'em
Will get it live on fm when it is am
But I'm not a star (HUH)
Y'all would be drunk of me when I start to sparkle.

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Posted on Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:22:44
good job guys , Inbox me who you think were the winners so i can give out prizes


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Posted on Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:43:19
By styne [730205]
Let these be the signs of the Science of Torn
I'm in a class of my own
When there's an emission of grace
Know it's a mission of grades
Operation copulation of books
No abortion of success
I work hard till I see an establishment
I'll sit back and reflect on my work
I'll krow hard know my accomplishment

Man conserve what you converse and not what you confess
Cos imma kick you with my converse
If you let the cat outta the bag
So bored, I rolled newspapers around a stick and broke it
Call it breaking news
Cos my d*ck's been blown and it's mind blowing to my friends
And oh, them b*tches after I 'f' 'em
Will get it live on fm when it is am
But I'm not a star (HUH)
Y'all would be drunk of me when I start to sparkle.


Only signs you showing is a curve to a dead end,
I'm bettin, yous frettin, from the ensuing bloodletting,
Put the mic down cause school's in session son,
This a murder flick, only, a Torn city re run,

I kill emcees at will, the thrill is spittin' rhymes,
Blister lines, committing crimes, at will, while splitting spines,
News Flash! This dudes whacked, in the race but only cruise last,
I spew fast and chew whacks, leave em with a bruised ass.....



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Posted on Thu Aug 08, 2013 22:58:01
By Slick808 [969408]
By styne [730205]
Let these be the signs of the Science of Torn
I'm in a class of my own
When there's an emission of grace
Know it's a mission of grades
Operation copulation of books
No abortion of success
I work hard till I see an establishment
I'll sit back and reflect on my work
I'll krow hard know my accomplishment

Man conserve what you converse and not what you confess
Cos imma kick you with my converse
If you let the cat outta the bag
So bored, I rolled newspapers around a stick and broke it
Call it breaking news
Cos my d*ck's been blown and it's mind blowing to my friends
And oh, them b*tches after I 'f' 'em
Will get it live on fm when it is am
But I'm not a star (HUH)
Y'all would be drunk of me when I start to sparkle.


Only signs you showing is a curve to a dead end,
I'm bettin, yous frettin, from the ensuing bloodletting,
Put the mic down cause school's in session son,
This a murder flick, only, a Torn city re run,

I kill emcees at will, the thrill is spittin' rhymes,
Blister lines, committing crimes, at will, while splitting spines,
News Flash! This dudes whacked, in the race but only cruise last,
I spew fast and chew whacks, leave em with a bruised ass.....



I ain't gonna throw a fist
But I'm gonna make my punch lines so low
They hit you in the nuts for misinterpretation
I know school is in session
That doesn't mean classes are in session
The only thing you need to do is follow the time table, just a suggestion
And if you don't know, I'm running for class president so I can't put the mic down, just pay attention


Stop killin emcees and kill the flow
You need the Holy Ghost to stop being a crime host
Then you can start to boast and toast to winning the battle
I hope you don't end up only in cyber cyphers.
Thank You Slick.
But the funny thing is your name rhymes with Dick.


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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 00:15:04
The only punch you got aides you from a box,
Translation, you fruity, fake it's time to stop,
Call me the professor as I instruct on the art of murk,
You getting worked in the surf Gilligan, get back to work...

What's this obsession with dicks? Make me wonder if you playing catch,
Cause your lines sound like your on your knees slurping cock with them gay ass raps,
To each his own though, I ain't mad if you take it to your intestines,
But a little suggestion, sperm's bad for digestion even if your blowing your best friend...


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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 03:32:51
By Slick808 [969408]
The only punch you got aides you from a box,
Translation, you fruity, fake it's time to stop,
Call me the professor as I instruct on the art of murk,
You getting worked in the surf Gilligan, get back to work...

What's this obsession with dicks? Make me wonder if you playing catch,
Cause your lines sound like your on your knees slurping cock with them gay ass raps,
To each his own though, I ain't mad if you take it to your intestines,
But a little suggestion, sperm's bad for digestion even if your blowing your best friend...


You deserve a round of applause professor
I hope you instruct me more on the art of murk, professor
Brilliant work but I really think you can do better professor
Let's get things straight cos I'm straight
Well if you don't know, every dude has a dick
Or are you one of them transgendered? Sorry about that, didn't know of it

I'm happy you're mad cos there's only digested food in my intestines
Hey Slick momma's calling, she's worried sick of where you've been
Torn City Streets ain't your place to be so go back home and get some breast milk .
Momma will rap some silk sheets around you

And lest I forget, I've been made Dean of the Art of Murk.


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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 05:54:30
yo yo, check check it out. u huh. Yeah, yeah, uyeah uh huh , yeah, uh huh, yeah , yeah , uh huh, yeah, yeah, uh huh, yeah. yeah , yeah, yeah , yeah, uh huh yeah. So I was running along the streets of heshire, i saw a chick, and i was like yeah, uh huh, yeah yeah. And that's my rap yo

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Posted on Sat Aug 10, 2013 08:59:10
who want's to battle me for 1 mill ? viewers choose who wins

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Posted on Sat Aug 10, 2013 13:19:30
By Tateeon [1515828]
who want's to battle me for 1 mill ? viewers choose who wins


I'll try
Go first

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Posted on Sun Aug 11, 2013 02:01:44
It's a sad time right now,
cause things are changing,
and this song goes out to anyone
that's ever played COD Modern Warfare 2.
Here we go!

I remember the day that i got this game
Opened the wrapper and put it in the tray
Spent all night learning how to drop shot
First Call of Duty game I ever bought
Now i'm in love with COD
Words can't express what it means to me
Ever since the first time I called in a Tactical Nuke
I've loved Modern Warfare 2

Used to be a hater and a hypocrite
Talked trash on a game but I never played it
Little did I know the fun I would have
Using a silenced TAR and a SPAS
Soon Blacks ops is coming out
I'll be buying it without a doubt
But i don't think i could trade you in
You've been more than a game, you've been a friend

....
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It's kind of hard with you not around
Every once in a while i'll take you out
Pull a few quick scopes on High Rise
It's nice not to be killed by them guys
Using Crossbows, arrows explode
Get 9 Kills call in a Pavelow
No need for the Attack dogs
My Chopper Gunner is super strong
25 Kills still brings the Nuke
I've been missing you Modern Warfare 2
The feeling i get in an AC-130
I'm Invincible, nobody can hurt me
Nuke boosting in Free For All
Care package glitching over walls
People say that you were the worst
But for me you were the best cause you were my first


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Posted on Mon Aug 12, 2013 01:47:25
Hmm..

The temptation.

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