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KlassikKiller

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Posted on Fri Aug 02, 2013 20:49:53
Why do violent people like jokes but not riddles?
Because jokes have punch lines

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USCCHRIS
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Posted on Fri Aug 02, 2013 21:04:03
Bob and Joe went hunting together for the first time. Joe said "Stay here and be very QUIET. Ill be across the field." A few minutes later, Joe heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to Bob. "Whats wrong?" Joe asked. "I told you to be quiet." Bob answered" "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck." "But then two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, should we take them home or eat them now?"


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Niko_Belic

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Posted on Fri Aug 02, 2013 21:10:04
A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.


Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.


You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!


There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit on the roof.


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.


"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak,love dogs horses and animals of all sorts.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the

sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.


There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.


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MrSwoosh
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Posted on Fri Aug 02, 2013 21:21:22
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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CastleQueen
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Posted on Fri Aug 02, 2013 21:23:54
Boycott shampoo!
Demand the REAL poo!



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Posted on Sat Aug 03, 2013 03:33:47
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no eye deer.

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Posted on Sat Aug 03, 2013 04:38:11
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a bar.
You thought one of them would have seen it?

I have quit Torn now. 


I am leaving for spirituality. I feel brilliant doing so.

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PredatorVYou

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Posted on Thu Mar 06, 2014 15:52:45
give me ya cash arrrrrrr

but seriously im poor give me free stuff

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you
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D_Aftershock

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Posted on Thu Mar 06, 2014 16:45:08
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Well since Predator revived this I may as well try lol

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Posted on Thu Mar 06, 2014 21:02:42
A girl and her sister confessed to their
father... The conversation goes thus:
1st daughter:i am a lesbian,dad
2nd daughter:me too,dad
dad:isn't there any one who likes guys here?
Son:me dad.... I like guys

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Chopped

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Posted on Fri Mar 07, 2014 22:29:21
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

Free!!!

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