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CazzaC
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Thread created on Sun Jan 27, 2013 18:56:55
Last replied to on Wed Jan 30, 2013 14:20:49
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I am hosting a lotto for 1m.
Post a bad joke below to be entered.
Winner will be random, not by funny-ness ( not sure if thats a word)
No Saville / stuff that will get you banned though
I'll start...
Why do two penguins jump when they meet?
To break the ice!
EDIT: Ends 29th 23:59
R+ Is appreciated but I dont really care
Last Edited: Sun Jan 27, 2013 19:02:32
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xqzylmno
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 18:58:09
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I am great with jokes and they tend to be puns. They are punderfully entertaining and punnominal. Ask anyone bump and rated +
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Lion786
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 19:02:24
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Why did the chicken cross the street?
To get to the other side.
o_O
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gaara787
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 19:02:55
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why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side
:)
No way lion copied my joke and I know it may seem like I copied him but look at the time
Anyway I'll change it
Why did the person cross the road
To get to the other side
:)
Last Edited: Sun Jan 27, 2013 19:04:08
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sam9000
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 19:18:57
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What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The Lynx
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Lion786
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 19:40:12
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By gaara787 [1698289]
why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side
:)
No way lion copied my joke and I know it may seem like I copied him but look at the time
Anyway I'll change it
Why did the person cross the road
To get to the other side
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Lol 
I guess that joke is like famous for being so crap
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sammy_jo
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 22:47:24
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Two guys walk up to a house and ring the doorbell and a woman answers the door, the first guy says
Guy 1: hey there, are you willing to sell your pussy for $50?.
The woman slaps the guy and slams the door and he says.
Guy 1: I dont get it, all 15 woman I have asked has slapped me today.
Guy 2: how many times have I said that no-one wants to sell there pussy cats that you see up at their windows.
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CaptQueeg
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 22:48:43
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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?
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BeerMatt
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 22:49:55
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back???
a Stick 
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Pinkie
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 22:51:13
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She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still
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CaptQueeg
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 23:28:20
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She was only the realtor's daughter but he liked her lots.
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CaptQueeg
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 23:29:07
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She was only the horseman's daughter but all the horse manure (horsemen knew her).
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jaramilloj60
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 23:35:06
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is popcorn
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Pinkie
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 23:39:04
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By CaptQueeg [1689079]
She was only the horseman's daughter but all the horse manure (horsemen knew her). |
Now that is bad haha
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.
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CaptQueeg
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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 23:43:40
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Did you hear about the Olympic Gold Medal winner from (insert a country name)?
He loved his medal so much he had it bronzed.
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Lord_Gorgen
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Posted on Mon Jan 28, 2013 01:45:12
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By CazzaC [1684840]
Post a bad joke below to be entered.
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You mean like this:
A bAd JokE
Last Edited: Mon Jan 28, 2013 01:45:44
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Cathead
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Posted on Mon Jan 28, 2013 01:49:55
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Big_Tree
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Posted on Mon Jan 28, 2013 04:54:01
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By Lordi_fan [1505850]
Two guys walk up to a house and ring the doorbell and a woman answers the door, the first guy says
Guy 1: hey there, are you willing to sell your pussy for $50?.
The woman slaps the guy and slams the door and he says.
Guy 1: I dont get it, all 15 woman I have asked has slapped me today.
Guy 2: how many times have I said that no-one wants to sell there pussy cats that you see up at their windows. |
Disqualified - I laughed
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LoveDrunk
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Posted on Mon Jan 28, 2013 05:25:59
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Wheres my tractor.
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Gheed
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Posted on Mon Jan 28, 2013 05:56:26
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I have three jokes. Joke joke joke
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Whitlow
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Posted on Mon Jan 28, 2013 06:13:25
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Too many of these are found on the Yahoo "Really Bad Jokes" or something like that...
Want a really bad joke? Check out my stats.
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RefleX_
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Posted on Mon Jan 28, 2013 07:29:35
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I was walking down the road and suddenly...
Boom!!!
A bike sped fast me
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sammy_jo
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Posted on Mon Jan 28, 2013 23:34:35
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Awwwwww
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sammy_jo
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Posted on Mon Jan 28, 2013 23:35:44
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Awwwwww
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tellytubby
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Posted on Tue Jan 29, 2013 02:53:40
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what was the tourtois doing on the road?
about 1 mile an hour.
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Swifts
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Posted on Tue Jan 29, 2013 06:30:22
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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock Knock!
Whos There?
The Chicken
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fapnation
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Posted on Tue Jan 29, 2013 08:27:16
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Who wakes up early every morning, bakes the bread and is not the baker?
...
Just kidding, it is the baker.
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CazzaC
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Posted on Tue Jan 29, 2013 18:50:50
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Finishes tonight
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CazzaC
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Posted on Wed Jan 30, 2013 07:37:54
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The winner is ........
Sam with the 4th joke in the game.
You sent $1,000,000 to sam9000 with the message: Gratz! Mr Funny Man!
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sam9000
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Posted on Wed Jan 30, 2013 14:20:49
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Thanks Cazzac
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