Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "Iím lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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My very own view on our lovely city. While reading remember not to take all the statesments too serious. Its the end of the year so I want to wish all the readers all the best in year 2013.
A - Alphonse Metrick. And most of you dear readers don't know who is it. Can't afford ArmaLite yet? Get m16 for only 53.000! All available in Big Al's gun shop...
B - Bits 'n' Bobs. Famous beer, probably the best in whole town. Its a corner shop runned by a joker named Bob. Did I mention that you can buy there brick for only $5 and try to sell for 10 times more? It might not be the fastest way to become a millionaire, but it is still worth trying. Rags to riches as they say...
C - Chats. They work!
D - Dirty Bomb. The toy for big boys and girls. Big fun and big boom. Run to the shelter or end up in hospital for a very long time.
E - Estate agent. If you are 500 days old and you are living in a shack you should click that link.
F - Factions. Tired of not getting hosped 24/7? join one, the oppose team will happily gain one more war base target.
G - Gyms. Time to get rid of your beer belly. Train hard and become Torn city number one.
H - Hospital. No matter if you were hit by a bus or by a brick. Torn city health care will fix you up in no time!
I - IRC. Type /join then type !lotto and you might win something really cool.
J - Jail. Now you know why they sell soap on the rope. Keep you back against the wall and you should be fine.
K - Ketamine. There are drugs which are taken and those which are not. This one belongs to second group.
L - Large Suitcase. When going abroad you should take one. No matter what will you bring back in this suitcase you won't have any problems with customs office- because there isn't one here.
M - Mailbox. You feel lonely. Nobody likes you. You check your mailbox again- it is still empty.
N - Newspaper. Do I really have to explain? You are reading one now.
O - "Open". Maybe you aren't that lonely. You see a parcel in your inventory. You can now open it. Just a word of warning- it might be a horse head.
P - Personals. So you are looking for a new spouse? The last one just escaped your shack? (I told you earlier that its time to move on and buy a new home! ) They all look good at pictures but some of them are fake. Jane might be in real life Jake. Jane is not 90-60-90 blonde girl but 300 pounds redhead with bushy mustache. Her real name is Jake and she is IT technician.
Q - Questions. Forum where you can ask them. If you have any problem regarding Torn community members will surely help you.
R - Roulette. If you decided to loose some of your hard earned money you can make some spins in casino. Also there is extreme version of roulette, the russian roulette. People literally loose their heads in this game.
S - Spouse. No matter if male or female, just need to be a loving one! Just remember to send anniversary gifts or you'll end up single one day.
T - Torn. The day you were granted the citizenship was the day of your birth on Torn. You have your chance to become anyone you would like. Achieve it through hard work and commitment and shape yourself into a respected citizen
U - United Kingdom. You can travel there. Like in every other location there are some unique items to be bought there. Ship in a bottle for instance will look really good on fireplace in your castle.
V - Viruses. If you have a PC you can create and sell them or use to earn some cash. Just remember that it is a crime!
W - White Senet pawn. So now you need 5 black pawns and 4 white and a board and exchange the whole set for some points. Or if you know the rules of the game you can play it with someone else who also know the rules.
X - Xanax. While explaining ketamine I divided drugs into two categories- this one belongs to first group. This drug is probably the most attractive to consume. Everyone benefit from Xanax takers- suppliers, revivers and those poor addicts.
Y - Yasukuni. Just like in real life some goods are overpriced. Did you know there is a temple in Japan called Yasukuni?
Z - Zombie. Remember Torn of the Dead event? Remember how difficult it was to find one? After you finally found your brain eating friend you had to annihilate him. With a bit of luck you could get his brain.