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Thread created on Mon Dec 17, 2012 09:36:22
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I am starting this after a brief...but interesting discussion today.

Telling a girl she has nice shoes, does not count as a pick up line...but that might just be my girly opinion :/

please share your best, worst, funniest and no way in hell did that line ever work!!...kind of pick up lines....

ie: "Hey Baby.....does this cloth smell like chloroform to you???"

I havnt used this yet....if only I cud get matthew mcconaughey to smell that rag!!

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:05:52

My pick up line is this ' Hello you remind me of someone. Have we met before? "

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:11:50

"Alright love, you have nice shoes."

Pick up lines are for shitty people. I tend to just start talking.

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:31:42

By Christmashead [1581564]
"Alright love, you have nice shoes."

Pick up lines are for shitty people. I tend to just start talking.

There enough wrong with the pick up line because I degree what you say. It make work the way you said it but it you know that person. But coming up to a stranger you never meet, will never work. They would walk away wondering themselves saying ' Who's that strange person try to talk to me" need to walk away.

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:40:10

I seem to do ok.

I find pick up lines so cheesy and it makes me feel dirty even thinking about saying them. I also wouldn't respect someone who hears a pick up line and says "oh, you seem like my kind of fella". Maybe I'm the strange one but it's all too false for me.

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 13:11:43

Sometime is a good ideal to used a pick up line to meet to new people but it sould not be ashamed to use it and will not effect on feel being drity. But it not mean trying to make a pass to pick up women, which I'm not because I am a very happy merry guy. Sometime there maybe a conflict which it good to reach understanding but it can led to hate because they can't handle the conflict so it good to have a clean commutation to reach understand.

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 07:09:09

The funniest one I've ever hear is...

Alreet love? Do ya like chicken? Well you can suck ma cock 'cause it's fowl.

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 08:44:20

that one isfunny ^

that all from her saying my name I have that effect on them

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:55:32

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The funniest one I've ever hear is...

Alreet love? Do ya like chicken? Well you can suck ma cock 'cause it's fowl.

I done bloody get it

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 13:38:20

Are you from iraq? cuz i would love to see you baghdad ass up.

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 14:45:46

Hey, do you got any Irish in ya?

No? Would you like some?

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Posted on Wed Dec 19, 2012 13:22:11

How the weather up there? Near broke my neck

she is tall

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Posted on Wed Dec 19, 2012 14:03:04

Are your legs tired? Coz you've been running through my mind all day!

:P

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Posted on Wed Dec 19, 2012 14:36:56

Hey wanna go grab a pizza and f**k?

No? What, you don't like pizza?

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 04:49:49

Well you know, when you smile, the corners of your mouth does this, real funny curl, which I think is cute, so I'll try my best to keep you smiling

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:51:36

are you from iraq? Cuz i would baghdad ass up!

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 13:34:32

Are you a mechanic? Because when I think of you my nuts tighten!

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 14:50:28

Hey baby wanna be my big toe tonight? I'll bang you on everything in the house!

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 14:53:02

Did you fall from heaven? Cos your face is messed up.

or

You'll do. Let's go.

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 16:20:27

You remind me of a subway - a thought of you gives me a foot long.

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 16:37:55

Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I�ll be the Big Bad Wolf.

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 16:59:18

Is your surname Jacobs? Because you're a right cracker.

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 17:25:51

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 19:32:17

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 22:11:59

If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head.

Are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

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Posted on Tue Mar 05, 2013 17:00:51

One that I've actually used and eventually got a number:

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you."

For the right woman, it's funny enough but not creepy enough to be conversation starter.

In general, I hate pickup lines. Honest conversation is much better.

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Posted on Tue Mar 05, 2013 17:45:29

Worst pickup line for a girl,

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"

Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"

Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

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