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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 18:56:50
Your obstinate refusal to leave the hill incurs the wrath of the spirit world. The spirit pour fourth and slaughter you like one of their virgin sacrifices. Then they feast and bathe in your remains.

I thank my spirit friends and sit on my throne as the Price of Bel Air King of the hill

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 19:11:31
Thts wat u think
Ur dead
U sore loser
Ur under my genjustu but think ur a"I've
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 19:14:31
while Sketcher and gaara787 have a debate about genjustu I abduct both of them off the hill and into the underworld. I then return to take over the hill and leave them both trapped in a lava filled hell ruled by the undead and monsters.

I am king of the hill

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 19:36:18
no ur not u killed urself when u were trying to kill me remember u blewurself up
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 21:05:33
I didn't "blow myself up" gaara787, I simply disappeared without a trace. I just mysteriously returned due to my power. and you are still in the underworld, I am still king.

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 21:07:58
Sure u did
I am still king of the hill

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 23:39:17
Using a time machine I go back in time and prevent gaara787's parents meeting, thus he was never born.

I am King of the hill.

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Posted on Tue Feb 19, 2013 23:51:26
I wasnt born i was made i kill u and ur tine machine wih 1 finge i am king of he hill

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Posted on Wed Feb 20, 2013 18:43:16
I use my time machine again, find the scientist who created gaara787, eat him and his family. You were never made.
I'm King of the hill.

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Posted on Wed Feb 20, 2013 21:05:28
No u didn't cuz I wasn't made
By a scientist I was created by myself
Mwhahahahaha
I kill u and u cnt go back in time cuz I keep u alive but everything is chooped off ur arms all u have left is ur heart and then I kill u u cnt go back in time loser
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Wed Feb 20, 2013 21:53:48
due to gaara787 and sketchers fight in time, they cause a time rift and are trapped in the space between time itself. will they free themselves? when are they? I don't know but as they say "time will tell". with them out of the way I become king.

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Posted on Wed Feb 20, 2013 22:35:53
I put a clone to die with him
I come back and blow up myself to kill u and me
But I killed a clone
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Fri Feb 22, 2013 18:35:28
while my soul returns to limbo to rest. a gate opens and a small group of highly trained warriors come through to take the hill for me. gaara787 puts up a good fight but loses to their skill
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sat Feb 23, 2013 15:45:19
Tht was 1 clone I send 100 more and they easily beat them
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sat Feb 23, 2013 17:14:26
then I will send an army of 100,000 Welsh archers and 10,000 English men at arms. fight that gaara787 unless you can defeat them, I am king.

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Posted on Sat Feb 23, 2013 18:02:49
I dnt have to
I beat them all with 1 finger then I kill u with 2 fingers I am king of the hill loser

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Posted on Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:16:06
the archers easily pin you into the hill with their incredible accuracy and the men at arms stab you. I decide to take your right hand as a trophy, I am king of the hill.

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Posted on Sun Feb 24, 2013 14:31:06
Thts wat u think
Ur under my genjustu but think ur alive but ur not I killed everyone and u a time ago
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Feb 24, 2013 14:44:40
I dress like a woman and attempt to seduce CoolHandLuke only to find out he likes men. Using his cock as a weapon I knock him unconscious and claim the hill but not before positioning veloceraptors around the hill. I am the king of the hill.

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Posted on Sun Feb 24, 2013 15:39:09
Dnt know who ur talking to and who u attacked but I come up from the hill and chop ur head off
The things try and attack me but die with 1 finger of mine
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Feb 24, 2013 21:55:12
I send a lone man at arms and he smacks gaara787 with his own right hand, the power inside is enough to defeat him. I become king of the hill.

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Posted on Sun Feb 24, 2013 22:12:45
He killed a clone
He just looks at me and dies bcuz of my awesomness
I kill greatfoil too with this I am kinf of the hill

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Posted on Tue Feb 26, 2013 20:39:03
I send the rest of the army to hunt down gaara787 and all his clones, while they fight I become king.

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Posted on Tue Feb 26, 2013 22:06:46
The fight is a second I use tri beam and kill them all
Everyone
Anyone u send down is noone
Bcuz ur under my genjustu now and think ur alive but ur not
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Tue Feb 26, 2013 22:41:08
I just start singing:
"hellllloo-o-o-o you all
Im here to search & destroooo-o-o-y
like a mighty city of Troo-o-o-o-y
you all will die, you girls and booo-o-o-ys!"
Most of people escaped hearing my song. Those who stayed saw me catching breath. They were almost 100% sure that Im going to start a new song, they decided to save their lives they escaped... Now Im the king of the hill! If you want to conquer it- you better be deaf

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Posted on Tue Feb 26, 2013 22:49:47
*ear plugs in*
Simply kick him in the balls and his singing voice will never be the same again.
;)
And I claim the hill.


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Posted on Tue Feb 26, 2013 23:23:41
ha! You didnt claim the hill so Im still singing

"hellllloo-o-o-o you all
Im here to search & destroooo-o-o-y
like a mighty city of Troo-o-o-o-y
you all will die, you girls and booo-o-o-ys!"
I remain the king

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Posted on Wed Feb 27, 2013 16:28:48
as a ghost singing doesn't affect me, I just return from limbo and claim the hill. after I'm crowned king Szwejk turns blue in the face from singing too much. I call an ambulance and suggest a new career as a singer rather than king.

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Posted on Wed Feb 27, 2013 17:06:40
I dnt care bout ur singing
I just come up behind u and eat ur groin and then all of u
Then I do the same to everyone above even GHOSTS
Btw if u claim the hill again
U think u did tht but ur really under my genjustu
And ur dead
So I am king of the hill
Also next to post rapes children

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Posted on Mon Mar 04, 2013 18:25:23
I play mw2, and I get a 25killstreak NUKE. I save the data on my USB and take it to the hill. I activate the nuke and the 10sec timer has started. I get my paraglider then fly away from the hil. I wait 20secs and go back to find the hill destroyed and demolished (and also, don't forget garaa787 has been exploded) so I build a new one, that is bomb proof I am now king of the hill.

It's now bomb proof guys, beat that!

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