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Posted on Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:52:27
*Me holds a long presentation (and especially boring) why females could/should only be queen of the hill*

You fall a sleep and I'm king of the hill with Nyan as a sleeping queen of the hill... =3

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Posted on Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:58:29
"Sneaks up behind Danny_ under the cover of darkness, holding a diamond bladed knife at the ready. Quick stab to the neck is all it takes to have Danny_ losing copious amounts of blood. He crawls behind a rock, succumbing to the loss of blood, leaving me as the rightful King of the Hill"

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Posted on Fri Jun 22, 2012 13:01:04
freshly respawned, I revenge kill franky_the_kipr with ease...

King of the hill

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Posted on Fri Jun 22, 2012 13:04:21
Waking up from my slumber, I accidently push Danny_ off the hill...

Queen of the hill >.>

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Posted on Fri Jun 22, 2012 13:19:37
*overshadows Nyan and make her walk off a cliff*

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Posted on Fri Jun 22, 2012 13:29:15
I take some mining equipment and drill a hole through the side of the hill to the centre.
Then mine upwards like a mole leaving a gaping hole.
Danny_ comes to investigate what is causing all the tremors and falls into the hole causing a cave-in, burying Danny_ and leaving me to claim the position of King of the Hill again

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Posted on Fri Jun 22, 2012 13:32:48
*goes intangible through the layers of rock and startling franky off my hill*

Me is King once more

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Posted on Fri Jun 22, 2012 14:37:49
kills danny on a no respawn server, hill is mine.

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Posted on Fri Jun 22, 2012 15:09:43
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kills danny on a no respawn server, hill is mine.


Here in TC you can always respawn...

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Posted on Fri Jun 22, 2012 21:33:14
While Danny_ & Nyan argue like a young married couple, I dial up a flower delivery service and wait. It's not long before Speedy Apologies - The "It's better to apologize than say you're wrong" company. Flowers/gift are delivered within 2 hours of ordering. Every order is complete when you hear, "Apology accepted".
I see the delivery in progress, Nyan squeals with delight and drags Danny_ down the hill to make up.

I stroll up the hill and claim it.

I am the king of the hill.

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Posted on Sat Jun 23, 2012 00:47:43
By GypsyTears [1288842]
I am the king of the hill.


Don't you mean queen of the hill? You are a (torn) female right?

Anyway:
*Shoot ectoplasm beam to GypsyTears, making her fall off my hill*

King of the hill. =3

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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:20:13
I been living with some people that live in a far places and learn their language. They live in a timy village, name the morake. The reason I have found thm is because I save their princnse Okeyokey from a Lion attack. I give great detail about the mountain and ti hope one day to be the might king. Thsy have agree to help on my quest and to plan every detail to the fully to complete this tast. There one forgot to I am the only can see they because they are so tiny. That very night we come Danny house while he was fast asleep. The little one creep up very slowly without make a and pick his body up, move him thought the room and open the door. When near a cliff and toss his body over while I was hinding. Everything when smooth and now my dream cams true, Now I Am The King of the Hill.




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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:53:28
I break styfox's computer so he can't log on torn. I am the king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:46:03
As little he know try to smash my computer, there was a trap. If anybody try touch my computer. They is a doorway and grap hold their hand and wait until I get thers to be able to push one button and they to a differ world. Hit send to GayLand. I hope he happy and his true love Now I am the King of the Hill!




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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:53:35
I seek the person on top of the hill.

I hail ' YODALAI YODAL ' for 5 minutes.

The king is stunned and scared.

He Hides.

Finally they answer my call , The Tigers

YODALAI YODAL

They stamped up the hill and eat the king.

I am now ruler , with tigers to protect me

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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 15:35:24
I'm the mighty hunter and greatest world sharp shooter in the land.
Looking around to find the and fat king without them notice where I'm. Spot them through an opening widow both sitting on the throne beside them. So I foce and toke aim put thr trigger bang ahen the bullet throgh thr open window, hitting the tiger and the fat king in the head with one shot. Wow! Nice head shot and both drop dead, Now I'm The King of the Hill




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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 16:14:51
*turns styfox into an ice statue with my icepowers*

King of the hill... =3

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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 16:28:45
Using my Jedi Mind tricks I tell Danny_ that he isnt the king of the hill & he is my servent... he runs off to fetch some beer while he is gone i claim the hill for myself...

Im the True King in the North ( i mean Hill )

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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 16:36:50
*remembers I'm bigger then Jedi mindtricks*
*goes back and kicks Kaos arse*

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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 16:55:47
After Waking up I realise I have overslept my alarm and lost my spot as King of the Hill in an uncontrollable burst of rage I throw my alarm clock at Danny_ splitting his head open in which he has to go off to Hospital for surgery and suffers a memory loss making him forget all about the hill

Making me King

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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 18:01:57
"911 calling, can I help you? styfox: Yes you can, I call in and tell that Borf has kill guy name Danny_ . 911: Oh! I see and where is locate at? styfox: On some big hill 911: Thank you for the informantion we need because we have report on who have kill him.



The drove up the hill and saw borf eating his lunch and bust the door so fast, the Borf did't realize what on, he was arsset for kill poor Danny_ and put his ass in jail.


Now I the King of the hill,




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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 18:15:41
While styfox was celebrating there Victory on conquering the hill, little did they know that i was slowly making my way up the hill,....Few seconds later i reach the top there, stood before me is the king of the hill *styfox*

styfox spoke: What do you want? Ohhh Can i have an autograph from the king of the hill

styfox Spoke: Yeah sure here you go......as soon as they signed the paper i flicked it up to reveal it was the deeds to the hill!

styfox Crys out in anger...but theres nothing they can do ....hahah


From This day forth i shall be King of the hill



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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 18:33:57
Just minding my own business sitting under a tree reading a book, i heard a commotion and looked to see a couple of guys fighting over a piece of paper.

It appeared Ka0s was taunting styfox by waving a piece of paper in the air so out of curiosity i stood up, walked over to the men quietly and quickly snatched the piece of paper out of Ka0s hand only to see that it was the deeds to the hill.

Realizing how important this piece of paper was i quickly ran to the tree and climbed up it so Ka0s couldn't get it back, therefore making the hill mine!

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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 18:45:42
By Danny_ [75604]
Don't you mean queen of the hill? You are a (torn) female right?


Yes Danny_, I am a full fledged woman, but since tc's population is mostly male I made this game King of the Hill.
I just go with the flow and I'm not affected by the king/queen verbage. You are more than welcome to be Queen of the hill Danny_. I'll just play the game.




Ka0s is smugly sitting atop the hill just reveling in his new found claim, until nature calls. I see him wiggling and dancing around, then it dons on me that nobody passed along the bathroom key.
When he let's down his guard while relieving himself in nearby bushes, I think that now is the time to use this never before used boomerang.
I pull back and let it rip. It glides through the air like a thing of beauty. I laugh as it nears Ka0s and he turns to look in my direction and he's thwapped upside the head with the mighty weapon and collapses right into the wet bush.
I calmly drag Ka0s into a wheelbarrow, push him down the hill, dump his body into a shallow grave, plant some Gardenias over him and resume my rightful place as...
King of the hill.

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Realizing how important this piece of paper was i quickly ran to the tree and climbed up it so Ka0s couldn't get it back, therefore making the hill mine!

Setheaox, is just sitting in a tree on the hill. Could it be this easy? I grab my ax and approach the tree, laughing. Setheaox gets in touch with her animal instincts and starts flinging excrement, I'm no longer laughing but she's tickled pink.
I step back and think, "at this time, I'm really not interested in the hill, it's all hers"
Setheaox remains in charge (and smells really bad)

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Posted on Sun Jun 24, 2012 18:51:04
I don't need that stinking hill anymore...

*sets up a box on a nice place (not on the hill) and hop in, to watch others fight for the hill*

I'm in a box...

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Posted on Mon Jun 25, 2012 05:04:47
So many former "Kings" not interested in the hill.

Opens a brand new "fresh-out-of-the-box" anti-skunk smell suit. Breaks into the zoo, steals some skunks.
Takes said skunks to the hill where they slowly climb to the top of the hill. Setheaox is oblivious to their approach. They top the hill and release their stench.
Breathing in the offensive smell, Setheaox can't wait to get off the hill and in her haste, trips over a rock and rolls over the edge of the cliff, never to be seen again.

I make my way to the top of the hill, still wearing my suit, eradicate the skunks and claim the position of King of the Hill.

Danny_ and GypsyTears become green with envy

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Posted on Mon Jun 25, 2012 13:08:05
I'm not envious

*looks out from the box how the next person is about to topple franky over*

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Posted on Mon Jun 25, 2012 13:51:40
b and r+ to counter all of the haters.


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Posted on Thu Jun 28, 2012 06:16:41
Approaching the hill I see Danny_ hiding in a box. Using this to my advantage, I tape up the box securely with his head popping out. I place the box on the edge of the merry-go-round that nobody has noticed and I connect the large wheel to a classic 'cuda, I jump into the car and punch it!
The box is spun and flung forward off the wheel with my precise calculations and knocks Franky right off his feet. He and Danny_ tumble their way off my hill.

I am king of the hill once again.

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Posted on Thu Jun 28, 2012 06:27:27
I plant a big shiny diamond in just the right position to catch the rays of the sun.

Then I drag my bruised and battered body (from the tumble down the hill) back to the top of the hill.

Pleading to GypsyTears' sympathetic nature, I ask her for some bandages and plasters from her first aid kit. She acknowledges my request and turns to rummage around in her medical kit. As she turns, she notices the gleam of the diamond in the distance. Unable to resist the attraction to the diamond, she abandons the hill.

I claim the position of King of the Hill and help myself to her medical items.

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