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GypsyTears
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Posted on Sat Jul 14, 2012 21:45:25
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With the wolves let loose I only need to wait until they turn on their abductor and rip him to pieces.
Once the angry/hungry wolves disperse, I climb the hill once again and claim it.
I am the king of the hill.
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heyaheya
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Level: 12
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Posted on Sat Jul 14, 2012 22:22:07
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I grab you from behind and nail you to a cross at the buttom of the hill
I am king of the hil
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TheDude3000
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Posted on Mon Jul 16, 2012 05:02:19
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I run up the hill, holding a cardboard cutout of Harry Potter. Mr_Gun is confused as I put the cutout in front of him. Voldemort, running up the hill, sees the cutout, think's it is real and destroys the cutout, taking Mr_Gun out as well.
I pay Voldemort for his assistance, and become the King of the Hill.
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ironbones
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Posted on Mon Jul 16, 2012 08:33:30
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I sprint up the hill and lean against a tree, THEDUDE3000 see's me and is dazzled by my boyish good looks, as he stares at me i pull a fluffy pink vibrator out of my pocket and throw it over 20 meters and hit him in the head. THEDUDE3000 rolls down the hill in agony.
and therefore I become king of the hill
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shygirl18
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Level: 18
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Posted on Tue Jul 17, 2012 06:42:26
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i sprint up the hill and throw a pink, purple, red, green, orange, blue and pink vibrator at ironbones abd he thinks it the rainbow and come tumbling down the hill try to fetch it..
And therefor i am now King of the hill
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saviorself
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Level: 17
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Posted on Wed Jul 18, 2012 03:22:45
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Noticing Shygirl lost all her vibrators, while she coaxed ironbones off the hill, i opened an Adam and Eve store at the bottom of the hill. While shygirl takes care of here guilty pleasures i sprint up the hill and begin to dance...
Because i am now King of the Hill
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Leviiathan
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Level: 29
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Posted on Wed Jul 18, 2012 07:27:36
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I trip the alarm for the store causing saviours elf to run down the store to check if he's been robbed, leaving the hill vacant and now mine.
I'm now king of the hill
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Danny_
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Posted on Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:45:17
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*uses my ghostly wail, blowing everyone on and around the hill away*
*goes back to my comfortable chair well away from the hill*
no one is king of the hill
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Gman156
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Posted on Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:16:58
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Using your flamethrower, you burn Danny_ to ashes and scatter them over the edge of the hill.
You become the King of the Hill
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Danny_
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Posted on Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:24:43
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By Gman156 [1639875]
Using your flamethrower, you burn Danny_ to ashes and scatter them over the edge of the hill.
You become the King of the Hill |
I wasn't on the hill
Learn to read... 
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TheDude3000
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Posted on Wed Jul 18, 2012 20:48:16
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After Gman's fail, I simply walk up the hill and become it's king again.
I am King of the Hill.
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saviorself
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Posted on Thu Jul 19, 2012 17:45:07
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While TheDude sits high n mighty on the hill, i fix him a roofied white russian. Once TheDude finishes his drink i waited patiently for him to drift into a deep sleep. Afterwards, i packed him into a large box and send him to Papa New Guinea. With TheDude on an extended vacation...
I am King of the Hill.
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Lord_Gorgen
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Posted on Fri Jul 20, 2012 13:05:55
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As the true lord of any hill I just walk casually up to the intruder and demand he get the hell out of here..
I am the lord of torn
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TheDude3000
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Posted on Sat Jul 21, 2012 05:33:19
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After returning from saviorself's trick, I look up the hill I was once on.
Simply sends Lord_Gorgen to an alternate reality in which he is a common citizen instead of the self-called lord he is.
I walk up the hill and become it's king again.
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Sat Jul 21, 2012 17:19:54
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By Danny_ [75604]
By Gman156 [1639875]
Using your flamethrower, you burn Danny_ to ashes and scatter them over the edge of the hill.
You become the King of the Hill |
I wasn't on the hill
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Danny_, you're always on the hill in spirit.
TheDude has let down his guard with all that arrogance. I hire pig wranglers to unleash the fury of 52 hungry pigs on you and "your" hill. The sound of your screams as you get devoured by the beasts is hardly audible over the sound of the joyful pigs.
Once the wranglers clear the area, I mosey on up the hill and reclaim it as my own.
I am the king of the hill.
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Franky
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 06:03:57
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After a long time away from the hill due to other quests I decide to return.
I fill thousands of rainbow colored balloons with helium and let them float away into the sky.
GypsyTears is enthralled with the display. Unknown to her, I let myself be carried with the balloons and suddenly drop out of the sky, startling her. I fasten her to the balloons and watch her float away from the hill dangling from the balloons.
I am the King of the Hill
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 07:24:17
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oh pretty!
I'm totally entranced by the beauty of the colors, the colors smell so good and I taste bananas...I don't know why, but I don't care. I ride the balloons and breathe in the helium that mixed with the acid I dropped about 30 minutes ago.
I start to giggle when all of a sudden the thousands of balloons collide with a blimp and are dragged to a forestry lookout tower, lucky for me that I had a safe landing. I can see the hill from here with binoculars, what a mess. I also come across a map of coordinates and a list of phone numbers, one is the number to have a fire retardant drop and you become target #1.
It's not long before a C-130 is over you and dropping tons of the red liquid on you causing you to flee the hill coughing and struggling for breath.
I use a wire and use it like a zip line to make my hasty trippy appearance on the hill. I can still see the balloons from here. So pretty.
I'm the king of the hill.
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Vitharr
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 08:47:14
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I call in a light bomber that drops a canister of Agent Orange and Sarin gas. I wait for the toxic cocktail of chemicals to clear before hacking the corpse to pieces. I peer out to the lake a few miles north of it and I bask in its natural, unmodified beauty.
I am the monarch of the mound, a.k.a king of the hill.
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iLiam
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Level: 25
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:41:56
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I wake up from a good sleep, Look out my window and see Vitharr eating a tuna sandwich on top of a mighty hill. I call my ninja cat GypsyTears to attack. It seems Vitharr is terrified and allergic of cats and runs off screaming like a little girl who just got raped by Justin Beiber. I then grab my phone and call for a flatpack castle to be build on MY hill. I am the king of the hill.
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Shiny
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Level: 30
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:54:12
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I look at the castle on top of the hill and think, that's a perfect place for a King to rule. I bring a medieval army of knights, archers and catapults. I place monstrous boulders onto the catapults and fire them at the castle. The castle's fort walls are demolished and my knights and archer invade. iLiam, who was afraid of dying, sneaked out of the castle when he had the chance. I rebuilt the fort wall (that I broke) and put a deep ring of lava around the castle guarded by a fire-breathing dragon.
I am the King of The Hill.
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iLiam
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:39:22
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Shamelessly defeated at the hands of Shiny's Empire. I fly past with my Lancaster Bomber and bomb the hill. Simultaneously killing everyone but Shiny and the fire-breathing dragon. Shiny's dragon soon starts flying after me. I put the plane on auto pilot(Which i installed just before the battle) and eject out. I fly back using my jet pack onto the ruins of my medieval castle and enter a dual with Shiny. I realize can not win the battle. So I call for the rest of War Dogs (my faction) to help defeat Shiny. Whom defeat him. Luckily for Shiny his dragon comes back. Shiny gets on his back and flies away. Shiny lives to fight another day,
I am the King of the Hill.
Last Edited: Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:40:32
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badmagicks
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 15:37:39
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I calmly walk up to top of the hill and call iLiam a big green doodoo head. My brilliant insult is too much for him to take and he runs away crying, leaving the hill for me to claim.
I am the King of the Hill.
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iLiam
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 17:44:28
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As I see that apachapacha just ruined this game, I get my Macana and stab him in the stomach. He rolls down the hill. I am King of the Hill once again.
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badmagicks
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 20:11:35
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After spending days in the hospital I come back riding at the head of an army of Dothraki and Unsullied. I lay seige to the hill, attempting to starve iLiam out. After a week it is apparent that he will not budge. Me and my army attack the hill, giving it all we have only to find an extremely hungry iLiam who attempts to bite everyone he sees. I give iLiam to the Khal who accompanied me and they set out to Vaes Dothrak where he will be made into a slave.
I am the King of the hill.
Better?:P
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iLiam
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 20:52:11
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[i]By apachapacha [1562042][/i[
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Yep.
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After being a slave for 10 Years. I kill Kahl with a pickaxe. I travel back to Torn City were I see apachapacha on his golden throne. I run towards him on my mighty horse Shaloon and get my sword out. As I swing to chop of his head apachapacha ducks and pulls out a S & W Revolver and shoots Shaloon. As I fall down the hill i have a vision of peace in Torn City. I simply ignore this as I know it will never happen. I charge in again without Shaloon. But apachapacha shoots me in the leg , I fall down to his feet and chop his legs off as he falls down with a mighty blow my sword meets his neck and his head rolls down the hill.
I do not become the King of the Hill. As I am in hospital.
No-one is King or Queen of the Hill.
Last Edited: Tue Jul 31, 2012 20:56:14
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TheDude3000
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 20:55:30
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Walks up the hill.
I am king of the hill.
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Shiny
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 20:59:16
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Enraged, I came back up to the top of the hill to fight iLiam once again. However to my concern, I found him
laying on the ground in a pool of blood, he was dead. Nearby, I found another corpse, his leg was cut off and his head decapitated. iLiam and the other corpse must of fought against each other, but it concluded in both of them dying.
I am now King of The Hill and my nemesis is dead, no one can stop me now (unless he gets some crazy scientist like Frankenstein or a magical wizard to revive him).
EDIT: Seems someone posted before me.
I come up towards the hill, seemingly it had no lava pool that I made when I ruled the Hill. I pretend to be a bush, and go into the Castle. I found TheDude3000 sitting on a regal throne. I get out my XM8 Rifle and shoot his head. His bloody-crown fell of his head and rolled down the red carpet.
I am now King of the Hill (I am still hiding in my bush, so don't think I am on a throne).
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iLiam
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 21:05:09
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I walk up the hill as throw Shiny out of the bush "Suprise" I shout. He turns around and sees him nemesis , confused he falls to the floor. "Buu...but your dead" he whimpers. "Mwhaa Mwhaa, That is a clone. Now it is time to defeat you once and for all. " I pick up the sword and as I am about to swipe his head off he kicks me in the stomach. I fall down the hill while Shiny runs off. I mutter to my self about how much of a coward Shiny is as I climb up the hill.
I am now the King of the Hill for the 4th time.
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badmagicks
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Posted on Wed Aug 01, 2012 00:37:37
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I am reborn as a bee. I have no free will. The hive-mind is all. It is everything. The alpha and the omega. Must serve Queen. Ooh flowers, on top of this hill. I collect nectar with all of my fellow bees. I sense a disturbance. There is a big green monster flailing around preventing me from getting the nectar. MUST. GET. NECTAR. I fly with my hive-mates. I sting the monster. Being a bee I am not aware that iLiam is getting a severe allergic reaction to bee stings. I do not know that he is running away. As I lay on the hill, confusingly human thoughts enter my bee brain. My dying thought is;
I am King of the Hill.
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Don_Leone
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Posted on Wed Aug 01, 2012 00:46:04
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Using my size 21 shoes. I squashed apachapacha
I am the Don of The Hill
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