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Posted on Thu Jun 28, 2012 08:42:32
*Slaps franky_the_kipr off with his huge dee*

I'm the motherf**king king now! I shall decree this moment of my ruler-ship as the best kingdomship ever. With my new power over this hill, I shall establish another mandatory law unto you, my fellow slaves... Under no circumstance shall guys wear shorts that are shorter than there knees. If one is caught violating this law, he shall have his testicles cut off and sown onto his chin. If that said person violates the law again, he should have his johnson removed and than be forced into a room with a rabid honey badger. That is all!

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Posted on Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:58:24
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Approaching the hill I see Danny_ hiding in a box. Using this to my advantage, I tape up the box securely with his head popping out. I place the box on the edge of the merry-go-round that nobody has noticed and I connect the large wheel to a classic 'cuda, I jump into the car and punch it!
The box is spun and flung forward off the wheel with my precise calculations and knocks Franky right off his feet. He and Danny_ tumble their way off my hill.


Why me?!

*mumbles a bit about evil women*

*sets up a comfortable lawn chair even further away from the hill and gets some snacks and a pair of binoculars* =3

Okay ready to watch again.
who is going to be next king of the hill?

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Franky

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Posted on Fri Jun 29, 2012 06:52:55
You call that huge?

In defiance to the "King's" orders, I walk around in my boxers. He notices this and sends one of his minions to bring me back to the top of the hill.
I obliterate said minion and continue my defiance. GrkManga49 becomes enraged at the incompetence of his subordinates and heads down the hill to complete the job himself. I run around the hill to the secret entrance whereupon I take a swift elevator to the top of the hill. I let the rabid honey badger loose (who on rare occasions likes to be let out for a bit of frolicking in the sun).
GrkManga49 has no knowledge of the behavior of rabid honey badgers and as such did not know that they prefer attacking those that are not at peace with their environment. Honey badger heads off down the hill in pursuit of GrkManga49 at a rapid pace, catches him and performs GrkManga49's enforced law upon himself.
GrkManga49 is forced to live the rest of his life in shame.

I am the King of the Hill

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Posted on Fri Jun 29, 2012 07:07:41
i make sure the honeybagder is dead by hitting it with an RPG. then i take the RPG aim it at the hill and fire till theres no hill and i stand on top of the sand where the hill was and now i am king

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GrkManga49

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Posted on Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:26:17
Honey Badger don't give a shit! Honey badger takes that hit direct on and manages to survive! Honey badger makes his way up to the hill and attacks acakes33 who than rolls down the hill in pain with Honey Badger still biting him! While that's going on, I crawl my way back up and reclaim my throne!

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Posted on Mon Jul 02, 2012 15:49:19
Come one people, its getting boring here...

*Continues looking from my chair well away from the hill*

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Posted on Mon Jul 02, 2012 16:16:57
Burns down the hill with a DB. End of the game!!

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Mon Jul 02, 2012 22:09:38
A doodle bug?

ReleX_'s poor attempt to burn down an earthen hill has failed.
Poor guy is in the throes of a victory dance (The Running Man of all things) and I simply give him a hearty push off the hill.
I can't stop laughing as I watch the boy tumble head over heels down the hill.

I am the new King of the Hill.

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Posted on Tue Jul 03, 2012 05:51:34
Since I'm too tired to think of something clever, and this is the internet, I simply decide to grab a much larger neighboring hill, plop it right down over you and your relatively puny hill, climb up and relax upon my throne. Pass the grapes.

I am King of the Hill.

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Metalingus

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Posted on Tue Jul 03, 2012 06:03:49
I simply charge up the hill butt nekid shocking big_tree still charging I boot him square in the face and he falls down and rolls off the hill, I then put my clothes back on before claiming the hill

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Posted on Tue Jul 03, 2012 06:11:16
Grab Danny_'s binoculars to survey the situation. Show him how to use them properly.

Hire some circus entertainers from the nearby village to perform for ODDs' merriment.

Whilst this is going on, I build a spiral staircase around the hill, which makes future ascending and descending the hill far easier than climbing up the rocky pieces.

Climb said staircase and offer ODDs a refreshing "drink". Succumbing to the potent power of the intoxication, ODDs falls and rolls down the hill. I proceed to the throne and claim my position as King of the Hill

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Posted on Tue Jul 03, 2012 18:26:38
in my drunken state i throw the glass i drank from into the air, it comes straight down on franky_the_kipr's head knocking him unconcious i then proceed to roll him down the hill, sit on my throne and sleep it off

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Tue Jul 03, 2012 20:48:06
Seeing that ODDs is fully incapable of holding their liquor, I creep up the hill holding a bucket. A bucket filled with vile and odorous contents.
A boiled chicken carcass, spoiled fried fish, and an emptied ashtray. A disgusting liquid has collected at the bottom of the bucket.
With first whiff, ODDS wakes from a brief slumber and begins gagging and stumbles off the hill before the violent vomiting begins, right next to Danny_ (who thought he was sitting within a safe distance of the hill). I toss the bucket and it also lands at the bottom of the hill.

My stomach is turning too but I claim the hill as my own.

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Posted on Tue Jul 03, 2012 21:05:00
*me laughs as GypsyTears just threw the bucket way short of me*
You throw like a girl...

Also, I'm not at the bottom of the hill, I'm further away

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Posted on Wed Jul 04, 2012 05:35:40
Climb up the hill with some great-looking snacks to ease GypsyTears' churning stomach.

Danny_ sees this from a distance and his mouth starts watering. He starts coming in closer to catch a whiff of the great-smelling food. He's been watching from a distance for days and by now is quite hungry.

Reaching the top of the hill, I offer the snacks to GypsyTears who is overcome with emotion at the nice gesture. Her crocodile tears blur her vision and her mascara starts running.

She reaches into her handbag to grab a tissue and her mirror. She stares in horror at her "mask" and quickly runs off the hill in shame abandoning the throne.

I claim the hill and am once again King

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Thu Jul 05, 2012 23:01:03
I stand at the bottom of the hill.
I'm holding a large boom box above my head with Shock The Monkey playing so everyone can hear my heartfelt serenade.
franky is beside himself with joy. He comes down off the hill and looks at me then notices that I'm actually playing the music for Big_Tree. He's hurt and embarrassed then scrambles off.
With Big_Tree on a larger hill, there's no need to mess around with this little one. We're getting far too much shade this time of day.

The music reaches Big_Tree, a fan of all things Cusack, the sentiment hits him as well. He slowly descends the larger hill looking for a sure thing but I simply hand him a pen, leave him wondering and make my way to the top of the new, improved and larger hill.

I'm king of the new hill!


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Posted on Fri Jul 06, 2012 05:21:11
I've actually scrambled off to fetch my helicopter.

Load my dart gun with tranquilizers that will knock out 10 elephants for 14 days. I know this is going to be a tough one to subdue.

Hover above the new hill in my helicopter and drop the cargo net. It silently swoops over GypsyTears who starts screaming like a banshee. Enraged, she attempts to escape but only succeeds in entangling herself even more. Bring out the dart gun. One hit and it's all over. GypsyTears falls asleep like a little baby.

Whisk her over to the sea nearby where I then cut the rope, causing her to splash in.

Fly back and claim the new hill as my own. King again!

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Posted on Fri Jul 06, 2012 08:52:05
I take a flock of Chinooks and lift franky_the_kipr's HUUUUUUUGGGGEEE mom and proceed to slowly and carefully position her over the hill. I give the orders and have her released. She falls down at terminal and lands on kipr and the hill, crushing everything below her huge ass. Considering that the hill does not exist anymore, I hereby claim kipr's mom to be the new hill and settle upon her humungous stomach recovering my kingdomship.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Tue Jul 10, 2012 19:19:19
It turns out that the new hill wasn't just a hill. It was a fake!
Deep within the new hill was an extensive laboratory and nursery. Some madman was behind the development of a new species of plant that does, in fact, encourage moss to grow on a rolling stone.
As it happened to turn out, poor franky's mom had gallstones, kidney stones and cysts on her ovaries and in her breasts.
When the woman crushed the hill she also crushed the lab. Fluids and solids combined causing a mutation in the moss and the hearty plant began to thrive on and in the poor woman's body. Only a short time has passed, but the moss has grown so much that only parts of her are even identifiable anymore.
The "new hill" is just sad now.

I mosey on back over to our original hill and claim it as my own, once again.

I am the king of the hill!

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Posted on Tue Jul 10, 2012 19:36:45
I was driving my ATV around in that part of the world, searching for my mom. Found some unidentifiable overgrown object, but decided to leave that alone. Spotted GypsyTears on my hill, so drove to the top.

Offered her a lift to the new shopping center nearby. No hesitation from her part. We set off

We arrive at the shops and I promise to fetch her later. Yeah right.

Drive back to the hill and claim it as my own.

I am the King of the Hill

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Tue Jul 10, 2012 20:23:33
Shopping trickery, well done! I'm a sucker for a trip to the mall.

I wander around the mall for hours. I feel like I'm in my own little Heaven. Shoes, purses, summer dresses, earrings and no trip to the mall is complete without a trip to Game Stop or a Hot Dog on a Stick (mmm, cheese on a stick).
It's not until I'm loaded down with bags that I realize that my partner in shopping has left me.
I'm still on a high and it doesn't phase me, until my feet and arms start to hurt.

I'm forced to hail a cab back to TC. On the way back, we cruise by the hill(s) and something's amiss.
franky is sleeping atop the old hill and the other moss covered hill is moving. It seems to be rolling from it's left to it's right and I can see that it's gaining momentum.
I yell out for franky to wake up (even after ditching me and all...) but he can't hear me. I watch in horror as his moss covered mother crushes him and rolls over the other side of the hill with him wedged into her lower back.

The two continue to tumble a safe distance from the hill before she comes to a rest on her back.

I am now safe to claim the hill as mine.

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Posted on Wed Jul 11, 2012 05:38:43
No way I'm going to get through this mountain. Going to have to dig my way under it.

I start digging. Don't have a space, so have to wait for my nails to grow. Luckily there's a lot of mushrooms and other edibles growing here in the shade to sustain me.

It literally takes months to dig my way out and by the time I am out, I certainly am unrecognizable. By now GypsyTears has become so bored sitting on the top of the hill that she takes naps during the day instead of watching over her kingdom. She doesn't notice the dirt-covered, long-haired smelling individual moving towards her throne till it's too late.

She awakens from her deep slumber into a nightmare where she's toppled off her throne and rolled down the hill.

I am the King of the hill.

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Posted on Wed Jul 11, 2012 21:13:11
Suddenly, franky feels a sharp pain in his back. He realizes it is my switchblade, and is kicked off the mountain by my foot.

I am the King of the Hill.

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Posted on Fri Jul 13, 2012 06:33:05
I allow TheDude3000 to rule over the hill for almost 2 days then simply march up the hill and tell him to leave.
He puts his head down in shame and scampers off into the distance.

I am the King of the Hill

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Posted on Fri Jul 13, 2012 07:24:18
Whew, it's sweltering outside. I roll up at the bottom of the hill with a water truck and open up a valve. I jump in the water and splash about.

Franky is almost melting up there on the hill and just can't stand it anymore, he wants to be in that cool water so he makes his way down the hill but on his way down, he hears a familiar tune. It's a distorted version of Do Your Ears Hang Low? and it's getting louder.

He looks around and then he sees it, it's an ice cream truck...Oh joyful day! He is so entranced by the sight of the confectionery on wheels that his downhill speed is getting gaining and becoming reckless. It's not long before Franky trips over debris from previous battles and tumbles head over tail down the hill. Before he passes out, I drag his body under the water truck's spout and set it to a slow drip on his forehead.

I grab a towel and dry myself off as I climb the hill to regain my status of:
King of the hill

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Posted on Fri Jul 13, 2012 07:33:14
Suddenly, GypsyTears grows hungry. To his left is a tree with a single apple hanging off of a branch. He plucks it, takes a bite, and feels weird shortly after. The apple was full of spiders, and they bite and inject their venom into all his organs, essential and non-essential. Realizing my plan worked, I jog up the hill in a happy mood.

I am, again, King of the Hill.

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Posted on Fri Jul 13, 2012 22:48:26
Need a plan to defeat him, Oh! Yes I know and I hear he is weak when this happen. I decide to dress as innocent sweet little curly red head girl and carried a basket candles hope ti sell him. The little went up the hill and his hous and knock on the door. He answer the door and ask the little girl what do you sweet thing, my plan is working. I here to sell this delicious candy would to to buy some. He say why yes but the one I is the sweet thing you have. She fine I will shiw my only sweet thing and pull out a m80 mechine gun,let him have right between his balls and fell down dead as a horny dog he was. Now I'm the King Of th Hill.




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Posted on Fri Jul 13, 2012 23:58:19
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cXDgFwE13g <--- This video pretty much sums up everything that happens, the pedo guy being styfox and the little girl being me.

I am the King of the Hill .... again.

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Posted on Sat Jul 14, 2012 01:07:10
I send TheDude3000 a note. On the note, it says:

"Look up"

When he does, I shoot him in the head with me Beretta .50 cal sniper rifle.

I is King Of The Hill, for the 4th time.

the bulldogs are recruiting, lv7+. We got meds, drugs, weapons and armor. Apply with battle stats.
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Posted on Sat Jul 14, 2012 21:39:29
Seeing as no one is currently playing, I decide to reclaim the hill. Thanks to my mad skillz, I kidnap a pack of hungry wolves, six to be exact. I have them in the back of my van. When I arrive at the hill, mr_serjo looks at it, and opens the back door. He becomes wolf food.


I have reclaimed the hill.

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