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Posted on Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:21:28
Shut up
Just shut up

Its called imagination

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Posted on Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:32:50
:|

*Casually walks up behind gaara787 and pushes him down the hill*

I'm the king of the hill... *opens a can of beer as he continues to roll downhill.*

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Posted on Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:19:54
U pushed a clone down
I come up from behind
And chop ur legs of and eat them
Then I gauge ur eyeballs out and eat them
Then I chop off ur head and eat it
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:13:16
ahhaha gaara787 - you might be older than muramasa but how many souls have you absorbed? one form of magic is necromancy which derives it's power from souls.muramasa is stronger, however you said you boke it. so i gather the shards and forge myself an rifle. I now own a cursed rifle with a bayonet.
I shoot anyone who reaches the hill and feed the curse of the m.rifle.
I am king of the hill after I shot gaara787.

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Posted on Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:34:44
Which was a clone
Hahahah bought I put a bomb so small on 1 of the shards tht disentegrates anything
I activate it and it disentigrates u and the rifle
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:56:55
I'm a ghost, and using my bayonet I repeatedly stab gaara787 over a thousand times.
I build a throne and rest after being crowned king.

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Posted on Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:36:00
I whisper to you that gaara787 is planning on knocking you off the hill. i point out that he is hiding in a primark in london and you head off to kill him once and for all

whilst you are gone I am king of the hill.



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Posted on Wed Feb 13, 2013 16:05:38
U killed a clone and are chasing a clone I kill u
With my ghost killing clone
Don budd
I come up behind u and chop ur groin off eat it eat ur eyes
Eat ur nose
Eat ur arms
Eat ur brains and everything
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Wed Feb 13, 2013 20:23:45
unfortunately don budd I have terrible geography skills and a fearsome appearance. I can't travel anywhere anymore, but I still have the hill. If anyone does plan to remove me they can come and get me, i won't go hunting them down. I was sleeping at my throne when I heard you scream as you were eaten by gaara787, I throw my bayonet through both don budd and gaara787 and become king.

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Posted on Wed Feb 13, 2013 21:24:30
You killed a someone I payed to dress up as me
While I ran away
I come from behind and do the same to u
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:55:32
GAARA787 IS KING OF THE HILL.

I TAKE MY UZI 70MM AND SHOOT OFF HIS KNEECAPS. THEN TAKE A PISS ON HIM AS I KICK HIM OFF THE HILL.

I AM NOW THE KING!

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Posted on Thu Feb 14, 2013 15:55:37
I see BullittFairy on the mighty hill. I call in a Boeing AH-64 Apache to take him out. I am now the King of the Hill with the Apache protecting me with Tim my pilot

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Posted on Thu Feb 14, 2013 16:25:06
Tim pulls out a gun forces you to jump out of the Apache! Tim was actually working for me! I radio Tim and tell him he did a good job.

I am king of the hill!

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Posted on Thu Feb 14, 2013 17:42:02
I pretended to die after gaara787 supposedly killed me, this was part of a plan to gather weapons. I open my cache and pull out dual greande launchers. I quickly take out the apache helicopter and become king of the hill

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Posted on Fri Feb 15, 2013 16:13:56
Thts wat u all think
Ur all under my genjustu
I killed u all
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Fri Feb 15, 2013 17:31:45
I'm a ghost It doesn't matter how many times you kill me, I reopen the cache and use a .50cal machine gun. I literally blow gaara787 away. I am king

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Posted on Fri Feb 15, 2013 17:41:30
I call ghost busters. They come and suck your ass in a vacuum. I than jump in it and sodomize you. Afterwards I escape. I am king of hill.

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Posted on Fri Feb 15, 2013 18:39:04
Thts wat u think
Ur under my genjustu I can kill anything even ghosts so shut the flip up u waste of space
And u r to grk
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Fri Feb 15, 2013 21:42:30
GrkManga49 - ghostbusters captured me but I was armed at the time, I don't attack weaklings. Because you thought you could rape me I decide to impale you - so as they say "up yours". I then return to limbo after watching Grkmanga screaming and die slowly and painfully. I decide to abdicate the hill for a while and let some newer fighters in.

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Posted on Fri Feb 15, 2013 22:54:57
I take a morphine and i'm back in action

I invite a priest to bind your ghostly presence to a 4 year old mongoose. he is then shipped to a animal sanctuary.

I sit on my newly acquired hill



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Posted on Fri Feb 15, 2013 23:14:15
Thts wat u think
I killed u all and I
U think ur alive but ur under my genjustu
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:00:08
don budd - I was bound to the mongoose not by the priest but by your belief it might actually work. After I reached the animal sanctuary I started asking questions - what religion is this priest? does he believe in ghosts and dark magic? etc after about a year the mongoose has a near death experience, which means both souls are ejected from it's body. I then quickly open a gate to limbo and jump in, before the mongoose awakens and I'm trapped. Once in limbo I start gathering an army of ghosts to help me reconquer the hill. Before we attack I throw gaara787 my .50cal machine gun after It was blessed, so he has a chance to live. We then attack in our thousands, many ghosts were shot down and sent back to limbo. however a small handful including myself retook the hill and I was crowned king. gaara787 ran off to the shops to buy bullets after he ran out.

I am king

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Posted on Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:39:27
I made a clone do tht
And I come up behind and attack u with my ghost kill ling justu I kill all the souils ghosts and everything even u greatfoil and donbudd
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sat Feb 16, 2013 21:29:05
gaara787 - you can't kill a ghost, capture or put it to rest but you can't kill one. anyway in order to defeat me you need to improve your magic. I summon an army of knights to defend my hill and defeat gaara787 while I return to limbo.
I am king and my knights protect my hill

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Posted on Sat Feb 16, 2013 22:01:37
I see a army of knights on the hill. I bomb it but fail as they are knights I call for a Anti-Ghost Kit and eliminate all the ghosts but spare Greatfoil. I call for 5000 dwarves to mine me a underground base of the hill. The hill is guarded by a militry the size of London and Automatic Machineguns, 20 H-64 Apache and has a Anti-Ghost wall around the hill. I build a necular weapon on top of the hill and live underground it in my bunker. I am king of the hill.

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Posted on Sat Feb 16, 2013 23:01:33
uru all under my gemmjustu ur all dead i am king of the hill

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Posted on Sat Feb 16, 2013 23:28:20
I decide that after having my existance spared by iliam, I owe him a favor. I open a gate to the bermuda triangle and drag gaara787 through it kicking and screaming. once inside we both disappear and are forgotten.

iliam is king of the hill.
debt repaid

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Posted on Sat Feb 16, 2013 23:48:18
hahah u dragged a clone killed urself for no reason
i come up behind liam and eat him whole
i am king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Feb 17, 2013 00:34:04
I approach the hill and see gaara eat iliam in one go, something doesn't seem right. Suddenly, the world around me begins to fuzz. reviling that all we have been fighting over was a half eaten taco. garra has actually been using his genjustu to make us believe that we have been fighting over a imaginary hill. I see garra on top of the actual hill.

Seeing as I only have one chance to catch him by surprise and avoid falling under his genjustu again, I use a pillow.

I am now king of the hill



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Posted on Sun Feb 17, 2013 01:41:44
i eat 50 hard boiled eggs and puke at the top of the hill, which makes gaara787 gag an run away.

so now, I'm king of the hill

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