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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 09:22:17
You chose to eat his groin after killing him?

This hill has gone to Hell in a hand basket.

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 09:32:16
Just answered your question in guess who.. And while you look away to post a new question, I'll sneak up behind you and knock you out. Then I'll hog tie you ant tell my pilot to fly you to SA, so I can reclaim my throne getting interupted by your gypsy magic.

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 09:51:58
At least my girl parts were left intact, and for that, I thank you.

You didn't consider that "your" pilot would be so easily swayed by a blurry-eyed and groggy gypsy.

It became clear to me upon wakening that your skill with ropes was lacking and I felt for a moment what David Copperfield feels when he stands triumphantly in front of an audience and the binding simply glide to the floor off his body (but why the ball gag?!)

With the pilot on my side, we land at the nearest municipal airport and we make a quick return to the hill.

Once at the bottom of the hill, I announce our arrival. You exit with your hands up in the air like you don't understand a thing I'm saying. I yell up to you again, but still you're confused and come closer and out into the open.

Serge (the pilot) shoots a net from the air cannon (normally reserved for the t-shirts that get shot to crowds at sporting events) and it ensnares you. You drop to your feet and flail like a trapped weasel.

Serge mumbles something about being too old for this and walks off but not before the small unmanned aeronautical air corps shows up to whisk you off the hill.

I am once again King of the Hill.

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 09:56:55
I walk up behind u and chop ur head off with my sword I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:18:27
Wtf, I thought Serge was gay.. That backstabber is fired the moment he retuns my plane, James Mohammed Carl Yusuf Heisenberg IV will be flying from now.

And for the throne I'll send a cyborg who hypnotize you to fall in love and folow him.. And once you're at a safe distance I'll detonate the bomb I hid inside..

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:22:56
I am tired of living in a shack and decide to live in a castle. My spouse finds the hill so we build our castle on top of there. But first I send in a WMD to destroy anything that lives there. We rebuild the hill settle down in our castle. I am the king of the hill.

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:25:46
The after effects of the WMD cause you and your spouse to sprout wings.

Unsettled, you seek guidance in a far away land (you fly there).

I stumble across your castle, which you've left unlocked (school boy error) and settle down on the throne. I am king of the castle and king of the hill.

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:36:10
the hill is cursed it will envitably suck all the souls in the world. I will now mention the curse - After centuries of fighting and dying on the hill, a lone sorceror tried to prevent more deaths. He warned people that if they continued fighting the hill would drink their blood and absorb their souls. Unfortunately for him he mistimed his curse as a battle was already underway, soon he too fell and was absorbed. No one heard his warning, I found out the hill was cursed because of my death experiences and my magician servants.

I watch from limbo as the Hill rises and begins absorbed nearby souls. Soon the entire area is empty but still the hill continues. As the human world is emptied little by little I decide to warn GyspyTears and Cathead to seek shelter in my tower of darkness. Then they are the last humans on earth left to fight for a mega hill which has at last satisfied its apetite for souls.

Greatfoil is king of the cursed hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:17:54
Haha I come the cursed hill loves me and kicks u off the hill
And I just walk on top and then I kill everyone tht was there
I beat the crap out ofu and kill u and then I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:09:57
I hire an angel to cry her angel tears. I tell her a million tales of woe, she weeps and weeps until her teadrops form a sea which sweeps over the hill and cleanses it of this curse.

Gaara and all his clones are swept away in this torrent of angel tears, they sink like stones and the water burns their skin like acid cuts through chalk. He writhes in pain until he is literally nothing.

I take the hill. I am king. My angel returns to whence she came. I owe her a debt, a debt that is taken on by anyone who takes my throne.

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:27:55
Cathead forgot to release the souls, so now the hill is haunted not cursed. I watch from limbo as these ghosts continue their battle and drive Cathead out. No one is king because these ghosts all fight for kingship of the hill all 10,000,000 of them.

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:47:01
The angel is not best pleased by this.

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 13:12:21
Screw it, you can keep the hill. I don't want it. *Goes home*

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 13:16:16
Ghahahaha
I was watching above while hovering on my sand when u killed all my clones
But ill just make infinity more and they kick ur ass back to argentina
I am king of the hill
Loserrs

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 13:17:08
My clones kill the ghosts and yes they can touch them and the cursed hill greatly honouyrs me as the king hahahah

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 13:53:59
i turn to the 8th tails and make 100 shadow clones and they all used tailed beast bomb on all your clones and finally i hit the real you and now you are dead
i am the king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 14:02:31
Again I come from the ground to reveal myself and simply walk up behind u and chop ur head off and all ur clones and I use the byakugan to make sure its the real u
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 15:27:59
i used genjutsu on you so you feel that way but really your on the floor begging for mercy i am the king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 16:15:57
Ahahaha
Thts wat u think I have shisuis eyes and his genjutstu is the best u r dead really and I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 16:23:36
i have the original eyes which are the best and i use genjutsu on you and now to finish you off remember my clones they eat you hahha now I am the king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 16:35:15
My lion army beat the crap out of you and bring you too me.
I beat you up some more, since Lion's are stronger then Bee's

I pull out my Minigun to finish you off and do 44 shots dodge that.
Too late

Lion786 Vs killer_bee1234

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damage Lion786 is now king of the hill. killer_bee1234 has been obliterated.




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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 16:52:12
Killer bee u killed nothing shisuis eyes are the BEST no eyes are better and ur dead haahah I killed u while u thought I was dead and lion786 I just chop ur head off and kill u
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 18:29:38
Greatfoil has been fighting for the hill for a long time, martial arts cannot defeat me. I return from limbo and using the muramasa sword I Kill everyone on the hill. I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 18:45:19
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Tht was my dummy again


By gaara787 [1698289]
Heheh
Tht was a shadow clone


By gaara787 [1698289]
Ahaha
Tht was my twin brother
a


By gaara787 [1698289]
Hahahahha
Tht was my shadow clone
Hehehe

By gaara787 [1698289]
Shadow clone jutsu again
Heheheheh


By gaara787 [1698289]
Do u know wat a shadow clone is
It dosnt need light to make it


By gaara787 [1698289]
Shadow clones don't need any shadow to be made man i
U killed another shadow clone


By gaara787 [1698289]
Um tht was a sand clone
So ha


By gaara787 [1698289]
Ghosts can be killed with jutsu Idiot
And he killed a sand clone


By gaara787 [1698289]
Hahahahah
Tht was yet another shadow clone but anyway


By gaara787 [1698289]
Tht was a sand clone
I sneak up behind u and pull ur heart out from ur body and use it as my second heart


By gaara787 [1698289]
Not really cuz tht was my clone


By gaara787 [1698289]
Hehe
U took a clone


By gaara787 [1698289]
Ahahahah
Tht. Was lion787s dead body tht I transformed to make it look like me




By gaara787 [1698289]
Ahahahahahahahahah
Tht wasn't me it was a lookalike


By gaara787 [1698289]
Ahahaha
Tht was a clone and I can just hover above the water with my sand


By gaara787 [1698289]
Ghahahaha
I was watching above while hovering on my sand when u killed all my clones



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Gaara you have posed a threat to me for too long! Get off my hill or I will make you.

I suck all your powers and "jutsu's" out.
Using "SEALING JUTSU, NINE PHANTOM DRAGONS"

Look at the FIRST minute of this if you wanna see how I did that.
Click here to watch how ur powers are sucked out of you.



Now I make sure I have the real gaara, I throw you down a long well and put a heavy meatal consoidated lid on teh well.
That was NO clone or NO twin.
Your just trapped and dying.


Ok so now your useless, AGAIN THAT WAS NOT A TWIN OR A CLONE OF ANY KIND!
I am king of this hill and any other made.

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 18:53:14
Ahahaha u both killed a clone
Suckerssss
I kill u both by stabbing u in the heart and I am king of the hill


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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 19:15:27
Stomps on you with his sports sneakers My hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 19:21:47
A clone I chop u in half band feed u to my pet rat
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 20:13:30
From the clouds me and my spouse watch over the hill. Waiting for the time to take revenge. We see gaara on the hill and send forward lightning bolts hitting him. He is no longer in the world of the living. I am the king of the hill even though I am still in the clouds.

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 21:05:17
Ahaha u killed a clone I come behind u and chop off ur groin and eat it
And gauge ur spouswes eyeballs out and eat them then I chop off ur head and eat it
Hmm
Yum yum
I am king of the hill

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Posted on Sun Jan 27, 2013 21:27:30
Rams you with his cruiseliner right in the groin I am king of the hill again

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