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Posted on Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:55:14
Suddenly, a non-nuclear warhead blows up the top of the hill, destroying Door and his mole machine.

I run up the hill and become it's king again.

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Posted on Sun Dec 23, 2012 21:54:28
As I see the TheDude3000 is now old as the hill I take my revenge and easily kill him in his sleep.


I am King of the Hill...


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Posted on Sun Dec 23, 2012 22:03:15
*suddenly wakes up from my box some distance AWAY from the hill*

This still happening?

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Posted on Mon Dec 24, 2012 07:58:33
Yer I saw it wasnt happening so I got bored and posted ;/

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Posted on Mon Dec 24, 2012 09:15:51
as i rub a magically lamp i wish to now take ownership from whoever is on the hill

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Posted on Wed Jan 23, 2013 15:04:16
I fly my my japaneses kamikaze plane into the hill, just before it crashes, i jump out with my parachute. GrumpyBunnie is now dead. I am now king of the hill

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Posted on Wed Jan 23, 2013 15:57:46
1. You sneak you way onto the hill in peasants disguise.
2. You give FishEyes a piece of paper on which The Funniest Joke in the World is written.
3. You put on your ear plugs and wait.
4. FishEyes dies from laughter.
5. You call Eric Idle and inform him that now you are the king of the hill!

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 01:42:25
As you call Eric Idle you failed to realize that I had wired a bomb to the phone. As you make the call it explodes, killing you in a painful death.
I am now king of the hill.

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 14:38:41
Greatfoil misses the hill, he send some mercenarys to destroy it so he can be king.
the mercenarys find and bomb the hill, however afterward it suddenly reappears.
Greatfoil realises why and decides to become king after the mercenarys remove Philoten.

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 15:01:40
droppa hands Greatfoil a piecee of paper. On this paper is not a single word. While he's distracted and confused, droppa gives him a nice shove and Greatfoil rolls down the hill, all the way to the bottom.

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 20:35:13
apparently the hill has more to it than any mortal could know, it engulfs Tha_droppa. after his sudden disappearance I climb the hill and become it's King.

(the king doesn't have to be present to be king, Originally i was far away)

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 20:38:02
Im tired of getting pushed/punched/kicked etc. off the hill.
With help of my peasants I make another hill in no time- just opposite to original hill.
Im the king there

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 20:47:47
aha
Thts where ur wrong u see I knew u were going to build another hill so I put landmines everywhere and u built ur hill on top of them so (I press the button)
Kablamoo!!!
Now there is only 1 hill and I shoot a arrow through greatfoil
And climb to the top of the hill
I am the king of the hill
Bow down to me
Peasants

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 20:48:50
look at my name- I dont have to do anything

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 20:50:02
No well I'm on the hill
So ur gonna have to get me off for ur name to be true
:p



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Lord_Gorgen

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:01:20
but since I'm the lord of the kings I'll just order you to step down.. or I'll feed you to my cats

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:02:39
I've got my bow and arrow ready
Bring it on cats

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:05:21
nice try.. but they are armoured killer cats

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:06:43
Nice try
My bow and arrows when come in contact explode
This causes severe damage causing to break even the toughest of armour

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:15:13
Say hello to my new pets
Armoured dogs
Bah
Bah
Bahhhh

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:15:38
but unless it fire 4 arrows at a time in diffrent directions, the remaining 3 will take you out before you're able to reload

and dogs are like candy to them

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:20:47
Dnt u think I've thought about this
While ur cats are running towards me the ground suddenly falls all the way to the ground
Booby trap
And before the cats can jump out
Weapon barragefrom the sides
And finally explosives
Rock falls over them so even if some survived they'll die of no air
Face it my lord
U will never outsmart the king of the hill oh and 1 more thing
Look above
.....

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:24:50
My name is my ownership of this hill So I insist you all leave at once!

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:27:18
Hey lord
Do u wanna team up and kill boti so he has to change his name

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:28:14
Hey lord
Do u wanna team up and kill boti so he has to change his name

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:29:05
If not ill have to kill u all


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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:31:10
I take my arrow out and aim it directly at boti heart
3
2
1
Shoot
The arrow goes flying and goes through botis heart
Boti is killed
I then do the same to lord
Feeling sorry
I call a ambulance
u both r now in hospital for 999 days

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:43:02
I am a Lion *Raawwwwwr*
I take my Sniper and snipe u. Your dead


I am king of all hills!
I have several large armoured immortal Lions guarding me while wearing there heavy segmented armour ( bullet proof)

I have all rights over any other hills made.


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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:46:02
Hahaha
U shot a dummy dressed up like me
Feel my wrath lion
1000 needles of death
Dodge tht

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Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2013 21:51:17
My lions jump in front.
I pull out my Minigun and do 44 shots dodge that.

Too late

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