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Philoten
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Posted on Mon Aug 06, 2012 17:48:17
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Knocks on the vault
Can someone let me out?
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Vitharr
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Posted on Mon Aug 06, 2012 19:08:07
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Big_P just lost the game.
I am now king of the hill
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Handsss
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Level: 22
Posts: 179
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 00:20:11
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I fly to Spain with a master lock picker, I let Big_P out of the vault. I fly back to Torn with a WWII plane and drop an Atomic bomb on the hill. There is no more hill so I claim victory as Vitharr is is disi ni grated. I am now king of the skies. 
Last Edited: Tue Aug 07, 2012 00:22:30
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Philoten
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 00:33:01
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I dumped a bucket of sand where the hill once stood.
I have created a new hill
I am now king of the hill
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Handsss
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 01:13:39
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I fly my WWII plane towards Big_P's "hill" and unleash a barrage of bullets. His puny "hill" is destroyed and I am returning to my rightful place as king of the skies.
Last Edited: Tue Aug 07, 2012 01:14:57
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Vitharr
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 02:32:58
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I drop a tsar bomba where the hill was destroyed.
I am now emperor of the valley
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GypsyTears
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Level: 47
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 03:56:10
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Your first order of business as Emporer was to have all subjects in the valley bring you a homemade meatloaf.
Your mother made you meatloaf as a child. It's your fondest memory and you have been waiting your whole life to find someone to make meatloaf just like mama did.
I bring you a turkey, leek and blue cheese meatloaf with an apricot glaze. Thinking with this awful compilation of foods would disgust you and you'd be through with me but that couldn't have been further from the truth. You loved it.
You cried tears of happiness, you reminisce about your mother (even though she's just sleeping - she's just simply refused to make this dish for you) and yell for the dancers. Tragically, you inhaled deeply with a mouthful of the food and choked.
The bells rang out for 20 seconds before I claimed the...hill (what have you guys been up to around here?)
I am king of the pile of sand!
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TheDude3000
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Level: 34
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 05:14:13
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I build a time machine to when the hill was actually a hill and the game hadn't started yet.
I am now King of the Hill.
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Greatfoil
ID: 1571723
Level: 26
Posts: 125
Score: 111
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 14:59:31
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I return from limbo and damage thedude3000's time machine so he ends up being hunted by a t-rex. I then use my own time machine and save vithara from choking. I rebuild the hill and make it better than ever. This time I add secret booby traps that only vithara knows about(Won't affect a ghost) then I return to limbo to watch over the hill.
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Danny_
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 15:02:50
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*continues looking at all the silly people trying to get the hill from a save distance*
Not here to take over just watching from a very long distance away
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raypaul
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Level: 45
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 15:58:46
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i arrive with my army of council, throws tax forms, rebate's in triple's.all the time the king of hill the scream's.
damn you, it was a parking fine.
"sorry son them's the rule's"
you will be towed, we now own the hill.
offer's for this site will go to aution.
we the council bid $1.
the council win.
this hill is now a carpark.
:)
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Greatfoil
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Level: 26
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 18:08:11
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I return from limbo with an army of dead demolition workers who soon tear down the council car park. Then we move the hill to it's original location and pay the fine. I then hand raypaul and his council over to the mafia. Also while I'm out and about I pop out behind Danny_ and give him a good scare. Then I return to Limbo leaving Vitharr his hill
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GypsyTears
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Level: 47
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 18:29:29
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Armed with mirrors of varying sizes and shapes and I slowly walk up the hill without a care in the world.
I turn the mirrors into the sunbeams and proceed to blind you all long enough to kick off my shoes and enjoy a nice tall iced tea on my hill.
I laugh deliriously as each of you try to come back at me but as long as I have sunshine, I have the power to blind you.
Danny_ isn't safe, with a little direction, the beams can be focused in on the small target.
Greatfoil, gets overconfident with his quick reentry, but he hasn't taken a peek at himself in a while and all this travel in and out of limbo have really taken a toll on his physique. He's aged 40 years with the little travel he's done to this point. He's becoming weak, very weak. So weak that he believes that Vitharr rules this hill. That's just plain silly.
I am, once again, king of the hill.
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Greatfoil
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Posts: 125
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 19:34:43
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GyspyTears thats where you're wrong. As a ghost I'm immortal, plus I was blinded by Tygersquirt in the mutant wars, so you're mirrors cannot blind me. I cannot rule the hill because I died and another reason. To show you how weak I am, I fight GypsyTears by possessing a Lemon and wrestling control of the hill. I barely manage to win and return the hill to Vitharr before I return to limbo.
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Vitharr
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 21:02:06
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Greatfoil and I go to my property attorney and we sign an agreement saying as long as the hill exists, the one who is currently employed is the owner. I am the legal owner of the hill.
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raypaul
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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 22:39:55
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the man from the council arrives. we demand your taxes.
failure to pay will result in a custodial sentance.and confiscation of your lands.
pay up, or we the council now take posession of said land.
bulldozers,and security move in.
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Handsss
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Level: 22
Posts: 179
Score: 134
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Posted on Wed Aug 08, 2012 00:06:31
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I destroy the bulldozers and security with my WWII plane and fly in for a landing. I respectfully climb the hill and ask if I may be Vitharr's personal commander of the skies. I will defend you with my life, please accept my offer
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Onions
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Level: 59
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Posted on Wed Aug 08, 2012 00:24:32
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I eagerly accept your offer and take your life by flying your unspecified WWII plane in a kamikaze fashion into an unspecified orifice of yours thereby killing Vitharr as your nose is so deeply buried in his backside....
I get my cheese sarnies out and have a nice picnic on top of the nice hill.....
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Greatfoil
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Level: 26
Posts: 125
Score: 111
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Posted on Wed Aug 08, 2012 13:23:19
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I return from limbo and leave the secret entrance open long enough for tygersquirt to fly through. Once inside he meets his kitten and mutant army, borrowing the ww2 planes of past heroes he builts a giant air force. Enraged at Onions use of his offer of servitude he send his own kamikazes at Onions. Before I leave, I make tygersquirt sky commander with his army. I then return to limbo and wait for another invasion.
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TheDude3000
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Posted on Fri Aug 10, 2012 08:57:41
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After spending what seems like an eternity after that time machine incident, I return as an immortal. I walk up the hill with my claymore sword and cut Greatfoil in half.
I am King of the Hill.
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Greatfoil
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Posted on Fri Aug 10, 2012 17:20:23
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Just after Thedude3000 cuts greatfoil in half he realises He is dead. This is because the only way a mortal can enter limbo is through death. A claymore forged by mortals can't hurt a ghost like me, so pull out my ghost sword and kill thedude3000. Based on the ancient celtic religion this causes thedude3000 to be reborn with no memory of his previous life.
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TheDude3000
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Posted on Fri Aug 10, 2012 18:13:40
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Luckily, my time machine is still up. I go back in time before that happened, with a GhostBuster outfit and suck Greatfoil's spirit with a vacuum. I then circle the vacuum with salt to keep him in, I know this works because I saw it on Supernatural.
I am now king of the hill.
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Danny_
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Posted on Fri Aug 10, 2012 19:02:19
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Why are you people forming alliances? that's not how this game is played...
*uses a mind eraser to erase any kind of thought of having alliances in peoples minds*
Now play this game as it is supposed to.
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Greatfoil
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Posted on Fri Aug 10, 2012 20:07:20
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thedude3000 you may have trapped me in a jar, however from my past experiences with time and space I have many versions of me. The one trapped is the weakest of all, however we don't like it when someone attacks us. I send the slightly stronger version to deal with thedude3000 and he does with our old friend the magician.
The weaker me's return to limbo leaving vitharr as king of the hill.
Danny_ - I didn't form any alliance, I am simply repaying the one responsible for my power.
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Vitharr
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Level: 23
Posts: 2657
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Posted on Fri Aug 10, 2012 20:30:04
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I kick Greatfoil in the balls so hard that they end up in his mouth. He goes down crying. At least I don't have to teabag him.
I am the king of the hill. Boy does my foot hurt.
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iLiam
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Level: 25
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Posted on Sat Aug 11, 2012 09:38:23
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As I approach the hill I see Vitharr sitting on a hill moaning about his foot hurting, I push him off the hill. I see that there is no worthy opponent for me to challenge. I get the nearest taxi and drives away from the hill.
No-one is King of the Hill
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Greatfoil
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Posted on Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:42:55
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After Vitharr attacked me, I then decided that the debt of power has been repayed. This means I won't protect any owner of the hill or Vitharr. I now have trained enough in limbo return to Earth, I now bring back my magician as king and return to the catacombs of the hill.
magician is king
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raypaul
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Posted on Sun Aug 12, 2012 20:25:55
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raypaul contact's the council. rumour has it that the hill hides the remains of Greatfoil.i suggest we assemble a team of old hairy fart's to dig the site. historical intreast.
the council agree's, the hill is now a site of national importance.
a 20 mile exclusion zone has been put in place,and all media excluded. the hill is no longer there.
after a lot of digging, the council decides to concrete over the site and rename it.
Telford town carpark.
the council are king.
if you wish to contest this, tough titte's.
Telford council thanks you for being sheep.
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Greatfoil
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Posted on Sun Aug 12, 2012 21:27:31
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My magician casts a spell of necromancy on my remains. They gt up and walk out of the hill and destroy Telford car park, they then leave the hill forever. with the historical importance gone the council cannot rebuild on the hill. magician is king
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 18:17:44
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By Danny_ [75604]
Why are you people forming alliances? that's not how this game is played...
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We just wait for the alliances to crumble. They always do.
Patience Danny_
Stepping over the kid that thinks he's in limbo (it's only a cardboard box that he's closed himself into), I casually walk up the hill with my protection amulets fully charged.
A feeling of peace falls over the hill and what was once a lush landscape begins to return to it's natural state.
The grass is green once again, a small creek flows at the bottom of the hill, birds chirp in the recently barren trees and insects return to clean and refresh the land.
I see a small tear in Greatfoil's eye. He's just so overwhelmed with the beauty of it all. I put an arm around him, pull him close and then thrust his body away from mine, I laugh as he loses his balance and falls ass over tea kettle down the hill, right into the cool water of the creek.
I am back claiming this hill as my own.
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