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kenzo23
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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 13:31:06
how do 5 alcoholics screw in a light bulb? one stands on a chair holding up the light bulb, the other 4 sit in the corners and drink until the room spins

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Noobert

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Posted on Sat Jan 19, 2013 19:42:40
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.”

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gaara787
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Posted on Sat Jan 19, 2013 20:22:23
First person: dude I want tht drunk

Second person: dude you were so drunk you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling “GROW MARIO GROW“

Come to my bazzar guaranteed the cheapest items on torn,I am the cheapest seller in torn EVER!!!come join...ill be waiting
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Posted on Sat Jan 19, 2013 20:40:49
looooool
omg cant belive this thread came alive after 1 year
might continue with prizes


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jhunn

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Posted on Sat Jan 19, 2013 22:01:59
Two men were out hunting moose in the woods. The first guy decided to go into some brush and scare it out. After a few minutes the first man came running out screaming "Dont shoot! Im not the moose!" when the second man shot him. The first man said "why did you shoot me? I said I wasnt the moose!" The second guy looked at him and said "Ohh! I thought you said you WERE the moose!"





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