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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 23:50:18
She wears a wig

If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 23:55:07
Alien encounter specialist



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Posted on Wed Aug 01, 2012 00:01:19
He is not mentally ill.

If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
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GypsyTears

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Posted on Wed Aug 01, 2012 00:09:14
DDD couldn't handle the pain from a deep splinter in his finger and was put into a medically induced coma

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Posted on Wed Aug 01, 2012 01:45:08
I'm sure it does feel great when you finally walk through that door and whip off that bra. But every door, every time?

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Posted on Wed Aug 01, 2012 02:11:13
Big_Tree had a score to settle with Mikey from the old Life cereal commercials. Big_Tree was taunted relentlessly as a boy for his utter dislike of the product.

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Posted on Fri Aug 03, 2012 05:16:53
Gypsy would really like to just get on with her life and forget that little incident ever happened. However, that little YouTube clip is still averaging about a half million hits per day.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Fri Aug 03, 2012 06:50:07
BT has been banned from 6 fast food restaurants and forcibly removed from a Chili's for his burlesque acts featuring leaf lettuce, tomato slices and a pickle spear.

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Posted on Fri Aug 03, 2012 16:01:05
Gypsy has a tattoo of the Mona Lisa on her butt. As you can imagine, she had to put it sideways in order for it to smile.

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Posted on Fri Aug 03, 2012 16:54:17
Does not masturbate to animal porn.

Edited. Typo

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Concern should drive us into action and not into depression
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Posted on Fri Aug 03, 2012 20:57:00
Hades is a scared little girl

The lord has entered the forum, time to bend over and say "Yes my lord".
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Posted on Fri Aug 03, 2012 21:51:07
He double-dribbles.... and we aint talking basketball.

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Posted on Fri Aug 03, 2012 23:24:56
BT refuses to believe that the Doobie Brothers aren't actually brothers.

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Posted on Sun Aug 05, 2012 20:59:07
I can tell you don't believe that you actually have a "Greatest Hits Compilation" video. But there it is, I swear, right there behind the cashier's counter of the Shady Lawn Truck Stop in Elkton Tennessee.

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Posted on Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:51:17
I wonded why he hang around the Trucking Shop. Maybe getting fill up but nobody will know the answer. Just hang in there




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Posted on Mon Aug 06, 2012 15:21:49
Styfox graduated from a prestigious university and earned the title of Magna Cum Smartie

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Posted on Mon Aug 06, 2012 17:57:54
TheDragon files the cash in his wallet by 1. denomination 2. age (oldest first) 3. serial number. He also refuses to use coins minted in 1974.

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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 18:25:30
Gypsy use to work for the FBI. After all her rigorous training she was given the very important job of tearing confidential papers into narrow strips for disposal. Department cutbacks prevented buying paper shredders.

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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 18:54:47
TheDragon1 played the part of the iceberg in Titanic .

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Posted on Tue Aug 07, 2012 22:20:24
iliam wears speical underpants

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Posted on Wed Aug 08, 2012 07:56:40
RAYPAUL has never told a lie...

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Posted on Wed Aug 08, 2012 09:45:48
TWIM got his first globe at the age of 6. It was really a blow-up ball that came with his National Geographic Kids subscription but from that day on he's always felt as if he's owned the world.

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Posted on Fri Aug 10, 2012 16:38:58
Gypsy wanted a statue made out of her in the style of Venus di Milo. So in order to keep it authentic, she cut her arms off.

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Posted on Fri Aug 10, 2012 18:31:45
Is an evil diabolical terrorist mastermind plotting to enslave the planet with an army of mutant super soldiers.

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Posted on Fri Aug 10, 2012 20:33:20
He knew from the smell that he shouldn't have even put the carton up to his lips but he drank from it anyway. Once the first chunk of spoiled milk touched him he knew that he could never go back to enjoying an ice cold glass of milk again.

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Posted on Sat Aug 11, 2012 06:41:35
It's great to have a dream and all, but believe me, you aren't going to pull this thing off. No matter how long you continue wearing them, babushkas just aren't going to become trendy again. And your "meat-scented" idea just won't help.

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Posted on Sat Aug 11, 2012 09:25:18
Big_Tree was in a band called The Tree Lover. Obviously his song ' Trees are a Mans Best Friend ' got to number one.

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Posted on Sat Aug 11, 2012 17:26:06
iLiam, a devout Mormon, only recently returned from his Mission in Zimbabwe. He had zero conversions.

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Posted on Sat Aug 11, 2012 17:29:29
Gypsy recently opened up a weight loss clinic called "Fat Chants!"

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Posted on Sat Aug 11, 2012 17:33:58
TheDragon1 recently bought a bicycle and rode to his only friends house.

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